Dyed my hair

Bleached my eyebrows

Went home with a straight couple last night

Using PTO to take a vacation to Roku City

You think I’m pretty when my spray tan sweats..

you’re confused & im upset. we dont talk about it

when I was flattered to hear you say you’re so mature for your age

Birthday yesterday. Job interview today went so well.

Birthday in 2 weeks

that boy is corrupt. could you raise him to love me maybe. Yes I’m talking about your baby. PTSD on the daily.

night night

Think EMDR has messed with my head last couple days

TRIED ALL THE MEDICATIONS. LOWERED MY EXPECTATIONS. ITS NOT THAT HARD TO ASK HOW MY DAY WAS

There’s a special place in hell for women who are women. The only thing Susan B is Anthony and I’m on my period.

Night

Me a fearful avoidant

Vaccinated

Had a dream Trisha Paytas was my neuroanatomy professor.

Anyway

The life of a trad wife

Well anyway. Let’s turn Man’s Best Friend back on

Ozempic proud sponsor of Yom Kippur

Explaining what a twunk painting DL trade means to my neighbor

Government shutdown for Taylor’s new album?

Girl… whatever

Couple in the car across from me at the Trader Joe’s parking lot just witnessed me deep throat a protein bar

My therapist has the right to smack me at least one session per month.

You say we’re drifting apart I say yeah I fucking know

What should i door dash

Cool cool cool

could you raise him to love me maybe

Blake stop buying lamps

Patient drank a 2 litter of soda & had “only” 3.5 donuts before their appointment today (9:30 AM) then stated their glucose monitor had been “hacked most likely by china or russia”

Just found out about 9/11… shocked and upset

Delivery states I need to be home for couch delivery. The delivery window 7AM to 7PM.

I’m tired of this grandpa

The summer before I left for college, @blakesberry.bsky.social and I watched Bridesmaids every single day.

I get wet at the thought of you

Fatniss Everdeen, Porkahontas, Kim Doordashian, Cleofatra

Max Martin & Shellback all over this new Taylor album……oh this is about to be a POP BIBLE!!!!!!