Getting burnt out catering to everyone’s emotional needs

Had a dream Trisha Paytas was my neuroanatomy professor.

Anyway

The life of a trad wife

Well anyway. Let’s turn Man’s Best Friend back on

Ozempic proud sponsor of Yom Kippur

Explaining what a twunk painting DL trade means to my neighbor

Government shutdown for Taylor’s new album?

Girl… whatever

Couple in the car across from me at the Trader Joe’s parking lot just witnessed me deep throat a protein bar

My therapist has the right to smack me at least one session per month.

You say we’re drifting apart I say yeah I fucking know

What should i door dash

Cool cool cool

could you raise him to love me maybe

Blake stop buying lamps

Patient drank a 2 litter of soda & had “only” 3.5 donuts before their appointment today (9:30 AM) then stated their glucose monitor had been “hacked most likely by china or russia”

Just found out about 9/11… shocked and upset

Delivery states I need to be home for couch delivery. The delivery window 7AM to 7PM.

I’m tired of this grandpa

The summer before I left for college, @blakesberry.bsky.social and I watched Bridesmaids every single day.

I get wet at the thought of you

Fatniss Everdeen, Porkahontas, Kim Doordashian, Cleofatra

Max Martin & Shellback all over this new Taylor album……oh this is about to be a POP BIBLE!!!!!!

NEW TAYLOR ERA

Imagine if Carrie Bradshaw went to a psychiatrist

I’ve been sleeping through the night & waking up calm for the first time in years.

Gayest thing I’ve done this summer is walk 45 mins to get to urban outfitters

the mom from ET and cujo said she wanted to take @blakesberry.bsky.social home with her

School is going great

almost vacation

Went to gym, going to see my sister and then old navy.

Boyfriend had the cats sleep with him all night ..they didn’t even visit me while I was wide awake in bed.

I’ve been awake since 1 am. Will start taking lexapro in the morning from now on.

My new therapist has a mug that says “therapist because I can’t say depression exorcist.”

Why did the 2000’s love prank shows so much

Started lexapro and feel every side effect

SuperSibs

Thank you for coming to tonight’s meeting. We’re on plan 17 of how to get Brittany Snow an academy award. Start spitballing ideas.

I think my wisdom teeth are here

Cracker Barrel is just the confederate Applebees.

I once had a therapist who said “i fucking hate the phrase ‘everything happens for a reason’. Did the holocaust need to happen?”

And Trisha Paytas is in labor. The cycle has started again.

Ate a babybell cheese & 1 watermelon slice for lunch

Are you allowed to wear shorts to therapy?