⠀ ( lazily growls. ) ⠀

⠀ ( AWAK!?? rubbing at the spot.. ) ⠀

⠀ ( fast asleep, purring. ) ⠀

⠀ even the kind of attention that requires us to head upstairs? ⠀ ( scratch, scratch. ) ⠀

⠀ what kind of attention? ⠀ ( HE’S ALREADY PETTING HER!! ) ⠀

⠀ i’m open to suggestions. ⠀ ( lifts a brow in sync. ) ⠀

⠀ n’awwww.. poor thing. ⠀ ( dramatically rubs his servo over her entire helm. ) ⠀ you mad at me? ⠀

⠀ ( whoops.. eases up on the crushing, letting her fall back & rest limp up against his palms. triple changer roughhousing is on another level. ) ⠀ almost lost you there, chompy. ⠀

⠀ you’re a mess. ⠀ ( flips her upright & catches her, borderline smashing her face first into his chassis as his arms tug her around into a tight embrace. he’s playing ROUGH. probably too rough. ) ⠀ a hot one. ⠀

⠀ i’m not home early. i’m home right when i need to be. you’re slacking, or did you want me to walk in on you? ⠀ ( gives a shake. knock it AWFF!! ) ⠀

⠀ ( like holding a worm by its tail.. ) ⠀ did you think you could hide? ⠀

⠀ ( grabs her by the ankle & holds her suspended in the air. ) ⠀

⠀ . . . yeah. ⠀ ( HOW CAN HE SAY NO? ) ⠀

⠀ ( removes his soggy digit & wipes it on his chassis. ) ⠀ sorta. but it’s not instantaneous. gotta be patient. use it wisely. ⠀ ( he may only be pulling her chain, yet it’s hard to tell. blitzwing can house a mean poker face when he applies himself. ) ⠀

⠀ how much more do you think i’ve got in me, huh? it isn’t unlimited. ⠀ ( to say he wasn’t now considering it would be a lie, but toying with the combaticon is always a top priority of his. yanking around. ) ⠀

⠀ ( his finger curls & ‘hooks’ her lip like a fish. giving a shake. ) ⠀ and miss work? i don’t know. ⠀

⠀ mm.. whatever will you do? ⠀ ( he smirks, palm shaped to comfortably fit the nuzzling ‘copters face within it. wagging rotors are met with the simple twitch of his left wing before they relax entirely. ) ⠀

⠀ missed you too, chompy. what’d you do all day? other than miss me. ⠀ ( helm pats. ) ⠀

⠀ ( he’s homeeee. don’t jump up all at once now. ) ⠀

⠀ ( yeah. live it up while you still can. letting himself inside, some stiffness to his gait. ) ⠀

⠀ ( puuurrr! holding onto her from around her waist, his face nuzzled into her neck. ) ⠀

⠀ ( sports it is, the channel kept where it’s at. he’s cozying up to her, however, purring. ) ⠀

⠀ sure. anything in particular? ⠀

⠀ ( wing twitches. ) ⠀

⠀ ( side eye.. is she looking to pounce on him or something? ) ⠀

starz FFFAAAAAAAA

⠀ ( her favorite! come along, helicopter. ) ⠀

⠀ ( poor, pouty thing. servo extended. he’ll be sure to take care of that attitude whenever they get back home.. ) ⠀

⠀ ( SIGHHHH! transformed & hovering over her, thrusters keeping him afloat. ) ⠀ are you coming? ⠀

⠀ ( uh huh, uh huh. we’re outta here. ) ⠀

⠀ are you done here? because i’m done here. ⠀ ( he doesn’t whisper. because why would he? he doesn’t give a FAAAAAA ) ⠀

⠀ ( fastest half smile ever. it’s dropped in a nanosecond. ) ⠀

⠀ ( moody. can we go home now. ) ⠀

⠀ of course. ⠀ ( blitzwing sneers, turned to rapidly cool himself while stowing his weapons away, frame engulfed in steam & condensation. ) ⠀ i forgot you know this geezer. ⠀

⠀ yeah? and you’ve got a maimed person in your back forty. some homeowner you are. ⠀ ( snippy snippy, SLOWLY lowering the barrel pointed at him & lifting the tip of his sword away from her. scowling & scalding. ) ⠀

starz he started it

⠀ ( the arrival of the larger predacon nearly sends his frame into its peak eruption point, flames licking at the seams, plates searing like the grates on a grill. voltswitch would find a high caliber weapon aimed for his snout in an instant, ⠀ 𖬺

⠀ it’s.. somethin’. a dead looking somethin’. ⠀ ( but one can never be so sure, poking the beast with the end of his sword. the blade is HOT, there’s bound to be some form of a reaction he’d think. ) ⠀

⠀ ( brandishes his sword & prowls forward.. maneuvering around vortex. ) ⠀

⠀ ( looking directly over her helm. yeah he ain’t listening. what’s that over there. ) ⠀

⠀ do we need to turn around? ⠀

⠀ you didn’t say ‘take me on a nice walk that leads me to some set destination’ you just said take me on a walk so that’s what i’m doing. we’ll see what we see. ⠀

⠀ ( lovingly SNATCHES her hand into his. he’ll lead her alright. outside they go. ) ⠀

⠀ brat. ⠀ ( he growls as he sits up & stands. acting like he didn’t get his way also just now. wing stretchhhhh. ) ⠀

⠀ ( we rationing around here or something? palm groping at the back of her helm, holding her in place until he gets HIS fill & releases her. ) ⠀ walk time. ⠀

⠀ ( just cheesing back up at her. ) ⠀ maybe if you kiss me. i’ll consider it then. ⠀

⠀ ( she’s a bit too quick to put him into this type of bind each time, the sly beginnings of a half smile twitching at his lips. ) ⠀ you think pinning me helps me hear better? i heard you the first time. loud and clear. ⠀

⠀ ( HE’S BEING MANHANDLED!! ….keep it up. OH MY GOD!! oh my god.. ⠀ * 😏 ) ⠀

⠀ i got you mad for nothin’. ⠀ ( he doesn’t know when to stop. it’s blitzwing, after all. ) ⠀

⠀ no. ⠀ ( 10/10 ragebaiter. ) ⠀