Tomatoes on an egg sandwich- gross Tomato paste on an egg sandwich- delicious treat

Cat Scratch Fever sounds like a dance

Perfect time for our senior cat to gag every time he tries to eat 😭

So glad to be home time to enjoy my summer 😢

Angus (1995), the soundtrack slaps

This is such bullshit. I attempted to renew my IDR student loan repayment plan, I have been paying about 300 a month and with a kid that knocked my estimated payment down my 40 whole US dollars. Then I get this notice that I’m in forbearance while it’s being processed with a caveat

Tried to explain to my local bagel place that their blueberry bagels tastes of garlic and maybe never light sweet a savory bagels, touch the same surface. But apparently no one else has complained, wild

My husband and I are trying to sleep in shifts, 8pm to 2 am and 2 am to 8 am. I’m taking the night shift. Guess I’ll watch movies see dawn As much as people say enjoy your child being little and treasure every moment, they forget the tiredness and fear of SIDS

I could try to put the baby in the bassinet and sleep or I could rewatch Casablanca. Choices, choices

Ahhh a tornado watch

Homemade oat milk maple latte, NYC style bagel imported from out of state, a rainy Vermont morning ❤️

Dónal Finn in The Other Bennet Sister doing bird calls is comedy gold

Burp the cat, pet the baby

My baby graduated the NICU twice, that means he has a bachelor degree, probably in drama

Leave the hospital today and really hoping not to be back again! I missed the entire spring and want to be home eating local fresh strawberries and strolling downtown with my baby

😂 19 year old Emily was so excited to get a ukulele in 2009 for a graduation gift Maybe I should get black square glasses again or try dark brown hair

I’ve got a song stuck in my head, but I don’t know a single lyrics but it kind of goes Lu-lu-lyyyy, lu-lu-lu-lu-ly-lyyyyyyy

I’ve never celebrated Father’s Day aside from dropping off a lemon meringue pie for my Grandpa. What do people do? Commercials make it seem like we should be grilling or fishing

Idk if I’ve ever felt so lonely in my entire adult life

This cool summery night makes me wish I was contra dancing in a barn with all my friends, maybe they’d be a bonfire too

My husband is walking around wearing my keys on a purple carabiner on his belt loop 😂

Ooof now getting targeted with adoption adds, the algorithm is dark af

I am physically, emotionally and spiritually exhausted

I’m super excited that my Mother-in-law is bring me bagels and Chinese food. Other than my people what I miss most from West Hartford, CT

Another parent is reading The Hobbit to their little one, it is the perfect NICU choice apparently. Bilbo just wanting to go home again at every trial pulls my heart strings

Stealth nerding by calling my Son “My Blondie Bear” a Buffy reference 😂

lol my phone and algorithm now thinks I live in New Hampshire and work at the hospital 💀

The new popular TikTok sound is NOT a sign to reach out to my toxic Bengali ex, it isn’t!

My birth announcement cross-stitch might be done and framed by the time my son is walking 😆

Thinking about carrying a small bottle of coffee concentrate in my bag for the next time I get a weak ass overpriced iced coffee to save it

I walked 8,000 step wearing Birkenstocks yesterday and my feet may fall off

I wonder how much better Falafel would taste in a region that didn’t try to make it into a health food

DoorDash is so expensive like 70 dollars for 2 people and hospital food is free (or part of our growing medial debt) but hospital food is so sad

I’ve gotta buy new glasses, what are the cool kids doing for frames?

What if I just skip all my post op appointments because I’m sick of doctors, hospitals and everything 🤷‍♀️

Followed my Moonstruck watch by rewatching Valley Girl. Guess I’m only watch Nicolas Cage romance movies now 🤷‍♀️

I ate a gross hospital lunch that was labeled vegan and now I am having dairy allergy symptoms 😭 I just want to be home with my safe foods

I keep Facebook for very few things and marketplaces inability to understand Vermont geography is so frustrating There miles clearly are as the crow flies and not driving distance Need a can’t get there from here filter

So bored at the NICU I’m watching Valley Girl via Tubi on my phone. I just want to be home on my couch with my baby

Lactation rooms should have “I-spy” & “Where’s Waldo” books, maybe some magic eye posters

I wish life worked like stories. Beginning, middle and end. Liner progress of overcoming challenges. Anyway back to the hospital

Idk if Amazon has the balls to make Jem and the Holograms as queer as it should be

Now I get why my Mom popped into my bedroom periodically through my whole childhood and teen years to check that I was breathing

Maybe now I’m home on leave I can finally try that very popular Thai restaurant downtown that is open 11 am until when it runs out of food, only on weekdays, that requires you to call in orders prior to opening, and doesn’t take cash

Got around to watching the Outlander finale, what an end to an era! I liked some book changes and hated others but all the actors, costuming such were very nice

Never predicted how other adults calling me, “Mom” or “Mama” would feels so dysphoric

Watching Moonstruck, waiting for young Nick Cage to show up

Posting my sad struggle meals to the group chat hoping someone will offer to bring me food No it hasn’t worked

My massage therapist is moving to Northern California 😭 I am so sad

Woah it its that part of the year where my Mom and her Sister are the same age for a month 😅