i told you

i was sucked into a wormhole

apparently drake was too scared to show up

super bowl halftime show to feature boxing match between drake and kendrick lamar

super bowl halftime show to feature an artist canceled at least once. can you guess who it is?

porn production to be put on hold indefinitely: "there's only so much fucking and sucking you can film before it gets old"

got hungry and ate mr peanuts ass

playstation to start offering new subscription service for gay psn users more information will be coming in march

something just happened

obama just got fired

nevermind

do you like sonic the hedgehog? great news: he's fled to Cancún

february to be culled from the calendar as it is quote "the worst month" according to roman catholics worldwide

bad news: my tummy upset

BREAKING NEWS: artist Ye formerly known as kanye "west" has been found. we will provide more info as it is available

ice cream men see a 25% pay increase due to having to work faster because of global warming when asked for a comment i was denied and they sped off

look outside oh my god

i think they did something to dogs in the last 2 years they dont like me as much anymore

dracula has been seen

THIS JUST IN: the pope is gonna die someday