Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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A guy with a musical-comedy motor
A. These aren't people, they're sentient bags of shit and racism B. Maybe this means they'll kill each other
3 days ago
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
M Meerkat
5 days ago
Good Morning Tennessee, Please Get Out And Vote For Aftyn Behn Today,If You Are Unhappy With The Direction of America 🇺🇸.......
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jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous
21 days ago
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That's just a shitty kick, JOHN
21 days ago
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Hoof foof, it is snowing SIDEWAYS on the North Side I did see a salt truck heading west on my Major Arterial Street though.
#ChiWinter
27 days ago
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No
28 days ago
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The only good thing about the Dodgers winning is that Gavin Newsom can now troll the mother fuck out of Trump
about 1 month ago
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Someone oughta tell Bessent's clueless ass that a good way to look less like a condescending dickhead is to fix your fucking eye line on camera.
about 1 month ago
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What the fuck is Jacobin?
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Just start calling it the Whore House. It's not our house anymore,and everyone who passes through or has business inside it is either fucking or getting fucked.
about 1 month ago
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HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CAN'T YOU SEE THE BEAUTIFUL BIG SHOVEL THINGS
about 1 month ago
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
Steve Vladeck
about 2 months ago
Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:
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OHTANI 2028 HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
about 2 months ago
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McConnell only has that much hair from his balls to his asshole.
about 2 months ago
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GREAT fucking game. Now, go Cubs.
about 2 months ago
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It’s getting near dawn When lights close their tired eyes I’ll soon be with you, my love
2 months ago
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🎶Keep spendin' most their lives Livin' in
2 months ago
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Micah Richards: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2 months ago
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Can't wait to find out how many Black women are on the board at Tylenol
3 months ago
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When you want to serve Trump but end up with Boris Johnson
3 months ago
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Vincent Boombatz, M.D.
3 months ago
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Judging from what he's wearing, It's a WORLD Coup, amirite *dad laugh*
3 months ago
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Not enough GOP mouths to be a nation of suckers.
3 months ago
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This Fall... Jalen Nailor is The Rural Juror
#CHIvsMIN
3 months ago
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I didn't know birds had a
#MeToo
PR flack
3 months ago
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Between Sydney Sweeney in-store and Sabrina Carpenter on screens, it appears Dunkin' wants very much to corner the "jackin' it to the ads" market
3 months ago
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I wonder if Trump avoids saying "Epstein" simply because he will dead-on, for certain, one of these days say "ESPN" instead
3 months ago
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Oh, fuck off
3 months ago
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Hahahaha I just realized Pacific Life Insurance CO. Is based in Omaha
3 months ago
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Should we just give up
3 months ago
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"I never thought I'd meet a man as wonderful as Patrick Warburton! I'm so in love!!!"
3 months ago
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Are we blaming the wrong person here? I mean, Epstein's Mother got him out of all kinds of stuff when he was a Sweathog
3 months ago
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Can we just skip to the part where all the rich fucks in the world fly off to Mars
4 months ago
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Tell you what, Trump needs himself a Macaca Moment. That'll get rid of him
4 months ago
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The fuck is this
4 months ago
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Meanwhile, the MElania Trump Center for Golf and Some Performing Arts will begin hosting the First Lady in live masturbation sessions, with seats starting at $5000.
4 months ago
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Sorry your name is what now
4 months ago
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A giant jar of Gummi Bears IS one thing"
4 months ago
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Everybody who watched England-Sweden
#WomensEuro2025
#Euro2025
5 months ago
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I like it when skeets that aren't related look like they're talking to one another
5 months ago
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Said it before, etc, the England Women's National Football Team sounds like a typical day in Middle earth: Bronze, Hemp, Greenwood, Toon, Mead, Stanway...
5 months ago
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"THAT thirsty-ass fuckrag?" --Everyone, after hearing Ann Coulter tried to racist herself into the news cycle
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Hey has anybody checked Alito's house is his wife flying a swastika flag or a Cardinals flag or what
5 months ago
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This hasn't aged well
5 months ago
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Send his non-vital organs to Stephen Miller's kid
6 months ago
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BREAKING: Kristi Noem promises to shoot all terrorists, foreign and domestic, in the head
6 months ago
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Trump's such a befuddled dumbass he's gonna bomb ND and send a pitiful amount of aid money to Iran
6 months ago
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