A. These aren't people, they're sentient bags of shit and racism B. Maybe this means they'll kill each other

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That's just a shitty kick, JOHN

Hoof foof, it is snowing SIDEWAYS on the North Side I did see a salt truck heading west on my Major Arterial Street though. #ChiWinter

No

The only good thing about the Dodgers winning is that Gavin Newsom can now troll the mother fuck out of Trump

Someone oughta tell Bessent's clueless ass that a good way to look less like a condescending dickhead is to fix your fucking eye line on camera.

What the fuck is Jacobin?

Just start calling it the Whore House. It's not our house anymore,and everyone who passes through or has business inside it is either fucking or getting fucked.

HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CAN'T YOU SEE THE BEAUTIFUL BIG SHOVEL THINGS

Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:

OHTANI 2028 HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

McConnell only has that much hair from his balls to his asshole.

GREAT fucking game. Now, go Cubs.

It’s getting near dawn When lights close their tired eyes I’ll soon be with you, my love

🎶Keep spendin' most their lives Livin' in

Micah Richards: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can't wait to find out how many Black women are on the board at Tylenol

When you want to serve Trump but end up with Boris Johnson

Vincent Boombatz, M.D.

Judging from what he's wearing, It's a WORLD Coup, amirite *dad laugh*

Not enough GOP mouths to be a nation of suckers.

This Fall... Jalen Nailor is The Rural Juror #CHIvsMIN

I didn't know birds had a #MeToo PR flack

Between Sydney Sweeney in-store and Sabrina Carpenter on screens, it appears Dunkin' wants very much to corner the "jackin' it to the ads" market

I wonder if Trump avoids saying "Epstein" simply because he will dead-on, for certain, one of these days say "ESPN" instead

Oh, fuck off

Hahahaha I just realized Pacific Life Insurance CO. Is based in Omaha

Should we just give up

"I never thought I'd meet a man as wonderful as Patrick Warburton! I'm so in love!!!"

Are we blaming the wrong person here? I mean, Epstein's Mother got him out of all kinds of stuff when he was a Sweathog

Can we just skip to the part where all the rich fucks in the world fly off to Mars

Tell you what, Trump needs himself a Macaca Moment. That'll get rid of him

The fuck is this

Meanwhile, the MElania Trump Center for Golf and Some Performing Arts will begin hosting the First Lady in live masturbation sessions, with seats starting at $5000.

Sorry your name is what now

A giant jar of Gummi Bears IS one thing"

Everybody who watched England-Sweden #WomensEuro2025 #Euro2025

I like it when skeets that aren't related look like they're talking to one another

Said it before, etc, the England Women's National Football Team sounds like a typical day in Middle earth: Bronze, Hemp, Greenwood, Toon, Mead, Stanway...

"THAT thirsty-ass fuckrag?" --Everyone, after hearing Ann Coulter tried to racist herself into the news cycle

Hey has anybody checked Alito's house is his wife flying a swastika flag or a Cardinals flag or what

This hasn't aged well

Send his non-vital organs to Stephen Miller's kid

BREAKING: Kristi Noem promises to shoot all terrorists, foreign and domestic, in the head

Trump's such a befuddled dumbass he's gonna bomb ND and send a pitiful amount of aid money to Iran