I’m asking these kids to pick 2 or 3 of their favorites out of the bucket and no one is taking the almond joys. I bet not a single child selects an almond joy.

AI is absolute trash

So the special task force made 93 arrests in 72 hours or about 31 per day. MPD averaged 52 arrests per day in 2024. So congratulations on doing less with more I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TiVo was the peak dvr user experience and no one has come close to it since then. I don’t know why we trust tech bros to do anything.

You want a tradwife, fine, build me a house. Fill it with solid wood furniture you made with your own two hands. Help the mare deliver her foal in the springtime. Catch tuberculosis and make me a widow at 32

My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias

Heat domes shouldn’t cause sinus congestion. How are we supposed to live like this?

Saw a Chevy trucks commercial with Copperhead Road as the background music. I guess they don’t care that “daddy ran whiskey in a big block Dodge.” Nothing means anything anymore. Eat Arby’s.

Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature

I’ve done the research and I’m prepared to state definitively that the French dip is better than the Philly cheesesteak.

31 years ago I watched the OJ chase start while in the Varsity in Atlanta. We left before it ended to get to a Braves game. Tonight I’m in Atlanta, at a Braves game.

So i dined inside a Cookout and based on the setup that is something they frown upon. No access to ketchup. No access to napkins. No access to refills. Very few tables. Christian rock BLASTING. They do not want you in there.

Well at least the grizzlies got some playoff experience. That outweighs the #1 pick right?

Walz: We don’t need to run government like a business, because we’re not in the profit-making business. We’re in the business of improving lives and looking toward the future. And second, this guy has a proven track record of being an absolute failure.

If catholic priests speak to god through prayer then shouldn’t the first conclave vote be a unanimous choice? I don’t see why they have all the drama. Seems like god would make it pretty clear.

What’s the opposite of a rubber duck for a jeep? Like if I think your jeep looks dumb af what little trinket should I leave on your bumper?

As they did with the IPA, white people have carried the smash burger as far as possible. It’s time to just make normal burgers again.

Whole season down to a Konchar 3. It’s like Jenkins never left.

Secaucus is Algonquin for “fuck the grizzlies”

This game is a microcosm of the season. The first half showed us all what is possible. The second half is showing us what is. 😑

Forum feels different with Ja out. I don’t like this.

Dort slipped coming out of the locker room and knocked the great Slyzek off the 6th chair. The nba has rule it’s a common foul.

I saw Kevin Kane rub his nose that means 6 more weeks of Memphis in May

I saw Kevin Kane rub his nose that means 6 more weeks of Memphis in May

I think they lit Gary Goin on fire to try to get this dub

I think it’s a cop out and complete bullshit to blame lower attendance on crimes. The zoo laid off almost its entire educational staff that did interactive exhibits in 2023. And they have raised membership prices every year. wreg.com/news/local/m...

I feel bad for Pete and Brev.

Those Ja 3s need to be 30% off after that half.

I think maybe the greatest sports crossover of all time would be a Memphian winning the Masters and the normally reserved Augusta crowd chanting Whoop That Trick.

Fire Iisalo

Adam Silver has activated the Severance chips in the refs brains.

Santi Aldama is the worst passer in the league. Convince me I’m wrong.

Not a single republican has the brains or balls to act in the interest of the country they claim to serve. Telling.

ban timeouts, reviews and fouls in the last 90 seconds and just let college basketball games rip

Ja should carry a long gun into target to keep the trans people out of the wrong bathrooms, then Adam Silver will understand he’s a good guy with a gun.

Fine them all then

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

They called 12

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

Grizzlies bench is so bad.

So uhhh who’s coaching tomorrow? I’ll do it but they need to call soon so I have time to prepare.

Happy Friday I guess

*Ron Howard voice* The OPSEC was not clean, something they would discover in subsequent senate hearings.

Derik Queen hit em with a Zbo type move

It’s just hard to see this grizzlies team getting past the first round. Maybe they can flip the switch in the playoffs, but there is no urgency, intensity, or accountability right now.

Slawdog just cooked their ass

A pub sub and hopefully a rocket launch

My favorite bible verses are the ones where did Jesus did shit like this and then laughed about it with his boys. #praise #blessed #liveforhim

Still thinking about the highest paid roster in the league and an nba finals mvp getting discombobulated by Cam Spencer.

Is there a book on how to run plays out of a timeout? Some YouTube tutorials? Tyler Jinkins needs help.