Reblogging the Big Gay Spider gets you eight years of luck and bountiful bug harvests 💜🌈🕷🕸💜

If anyone needs help with making their bed, Charlie is available to help with the pillowcase part. He won't put it on the pillow, but he'll hide inside it to make sure it's free of monsters. Have an amazing Wednesday, wigglers! 🌞 #catsofbsky #orangecat #onebraincell

If you're going to insist on using the Eyeball Scorcher 8000's for your headlights, at least align them properly. Your truck looks walleyed and everyone suffers.

About to walk in to an Edgar Allen Poe speakeasy feeling very glam 🖤

Picture me telling my new roomba that it's doing a very good job cleaning the kitchen, and then praising it when it found its way into the dining room all by itself. Get it, little robot creature.

Snow on the forecast for tonight, and the next several days aren't looking great either. Here's some advice from The Wiggly One- stay snuggled in bed and have your servants bring you treats and hot chocky. 😻 Stay warm, frens!

I made a lil dude! I'm gonna put felt on the back so I can carry him around and include him in my schemes and various dastardly plans

I made my first loaf of sourdough bread today! Thank the gods for good friends who answer frantic, texted questions about dough in the wee hours 😸

My boi

Taken moments before a WWE-style jump from the top rope, I'm just glad the cats are starting to get along 😸 I'm seeing a lot of chase-playing, and now they can walk by each other and sniff amicably. Halleloo 💜 stay wiggly, frens!

Wanna see my fat cat? ✨️Sunny Delight✨️

#1 of 4 bookmarks finished! I've started #2 but I don't know if I like the variegated thread yet. Well see how it starts working up in the smaller details. ✨️ Patterns are from Magickal Cross-stitch by Lindsay Swearingen ✨️

I thought I knew how to count, but cross-stitch has proven me wrong yet again. Ughhhh fuuuuuck ☹️ *unpick unpick unpick*