My motivation to finish the semester is buying a dress as a reward 🌚

Me: *Does nothing* *Does nothing* *Does nothing* *Starts something* Them: "You busy?" Me:

Según yo era tu vida te hacía feliz, según te quedabas conmigo hasta el fin…

This is giving Mujeres Asesinas the episode where the lady cooks the man

Aún no estoy en donde quiero, pero sé que no estoy lejos.

Pensaban que no podía, pero les puse el ejemplo

But how is it that I was awarded like $8000 for the semester, tuition is $3600, and somehow I owe $1100?

Apparently if you only drink during social events and black out every time, you’re considered an alcoholic no matter how much time in between each social event 🌚 according to my psychopathology professor.

El party es más cabrón si tú te sueltas

Yeah same 😂