Capital Pains
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Follow for investing humor, memes, and sarcasm. It’s not that serious
😭 we’re so f*****
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Another week of running off to a great start
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What were you thinking of buying in 2011? 😭
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Im tired of all this winning! Trump:
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J Powell bringing everyone down with him 😂
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😂😂😂 you really can’t make this up!!
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Can’t make this up 😂😂
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Me averaging down on my calls that expire Friday
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I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him 😭
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🚨BREAKING🚨 U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1. This is why we can’t have anything nice
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🤣🤣
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Anyone else relate? 🥲
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WHY IS THERE A TATTOO ON THIS MONKEY? Based
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🚨BREAKING🚨 🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips 🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal. 🔥 We are so back
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Some would call this as tax AVIATION
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Who agrees? 😂
7 months ago
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This is getting out of hand 🤣
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If you know you know! 😂
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Adulting is hard
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It’s always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf 😂
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This true? 🤔
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Up 64K today 🔥 We’re so back!
7 months ago
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🚨BREAKING🚨 TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
7 months ago
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New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released. This is unbelievable
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This can’t be real 😂😂 We are living in a sim
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I was today years old that the Nintendo president is actually named Bowser
7 months ago
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The days of discounted cash flow reports will be long gone and a new era of hedgefund bros will soon learn to knit and sow on the assembly line 😂
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😂😂
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This year, we went from eliminating capital gains tax To eliminating capital gains 🥲
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It feels like it’s been years 🥲
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: EVERYTHING
7 months ago
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“You don’t have the cards right now”
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS coming out of Macdonald Islands 🚨 Seagulls are now conspiring with the penguins
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The penguins were made for this moment
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Ok. It’s serious now.
7 months ago
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Chess not checkers
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Me waking up today opening Robinhood
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The internet is undefeated 😂
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Every trader after the bell today
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Dow Jones -1,253 pts 🔴 Nasdaq -868 pts 🔴 S&P 500 -217 pts 🔴 🥲
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🤣🤣
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🚨 Gold hit a new all time high record today of $3,200
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Who thinks this will end up backfiring on Trump?
7 months ago
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Me waiting for my brokerage to send the margin call email after Trump’s tariff announcement
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I know for sure I’d be sick 😂
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No one’s safe on the internet 😂
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The stocks I buy soon as I sell my entire position
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Just passed by the new SpaceX rocket for small payloads and was able to snap a pic before it left
7 months ago
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Falling knife, happy wife
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3 months ago 🥲
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