An electoral college, but it’s based on how much your state makes of GDP

The man in charge of our money right now doesn’t know what a T-bill is and wants to crash the economy, simultaneously. Welcome to America

Too accurate

Hoooooo boy. I take my whiskey neat.

The absolute funniest part of the DEI removal by this administration is that a whole lotta white people are about to find out that they are, in fact, just very very mid

There are very few people left on the other place who aren’t there solely to scam

One of the least discussed problems that have arisen (albeit minor compared to others) is that childcare was obliterated this week in LA. Parents just barely hanging on this week to get things done, I am with you

The most underrated part of LA is its library system. I have read 5 libby books while on holiday and I can’t believe how easy it was to get them.

The most underrated part of LA is its library I’ve made it through 5 books I really wanted to read and would’ve paid ~$20/book on Amazon to buy.

The funnel of my crunchy mom friends who are converting to republicanism is both astonishing in rate and also like whyyyyy

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nobody is watching your company’s 2024 “Wrapped”

Why do I feel like I’m living in Idiocracy these days

Am I the only one who thinks it’s unbelievably gross that Elmo is shutting down the government just in time for the holidays???? You’re closing down in time to not offer WIC and stop paychecks to govt workers???? What is this dystopia

It’s kind of funny the threadbois never switched platforms because their trash won’t stick here 😂

BofA just added this today to the mobile UI

Trump’s going to remove bank watchdogs like the FDIC lolololol Gonna be a fun 4 years

Let’s gooooo www.cnbc.com/2024/12/12/s...

My sister is officially a board-certified neurologist. She fought her way through this after a nasty divorce, had 2 kids through med school and residency, and is life maxing. At the age of 40. You can do anything you put your mind to, fam.

MoneyLion went public via SPAC in 2021 for $2.4 billion The acquisition of MoneyLion that was announced today by Gen is valued at ~$1 billion in cash. SPACs remain undefeated in being the best way to find losers

I don’t know who needs to read this, but you cannot rent a property on homeowner’s insurance 😵‍💫

In examining this generation of AI products, I believe the theme is all about improvement of human efficiency. That being said Perplexity has made some recipes for me that are in some ways *better than my own*

In Chicago and looking for your favorite art galleries, pls send

Do people just sit in traffic in Chicago all the time or

I love this day if only because I can laugh at your musical selection

Since before I was pregnant with my son, I have messed around with raw milk. Can happily say, it comes and goes off the shelf often from different issues here in CA. Just sayin’

Reminder that Spotify wrapped was made by an intern. 🥰🥳

Way more proud of my podcasts than my music this year 😂 somehow did survive without wrecking my Spotify despite my tot

Way more proud of my podcasts than my music this year 😂 somehow did survive without wrecking my Spotify despite my tot

The pay in large cities for doctors is sometimes horrendous. Here’s a job at UW that requires a neurologist to be *triple-boarded* and would be paid $225k-$265k. So they’re going to school for an extra decade to barely be able to pay off that med school debt

Please stop saying “in the trenches” unless you are referencing your time in war you lowbrow engineer with a glorified title

Just unloaded an obscene amount into the market. Here to make terrible decisions with all of you 🥹

Am I supposed to feel more or less safe in an uber if it’s NYC

Every time I come to NYC, I think I could live here. Then I try to take the subway and immediately realize it’s not for me

Why is the Lincoln tunnel always a mess

Just saw a dental startup that explains costs to patients. I’d like a dental startup that uses AI instead of dentists so I can tell when I actually need a cavity filled vs. when it’s a cash grab. So far 3 diff dentists over 18 months and 3 diff cavity recs 😵‍💫

I was really looking forward to my high-end wines arriving before my holiday party this year… joke’s on me though, my wine futures are for NEXT YEAR’s shipment

Do any of my friends have spa recommendations for DC? Spending my birthday there next year and know zero about the nice spots

Doing what every mom of toddlers does this Thanksgiving and teaching my son we don’t listen to Cocomelon in this house, we play a mix of System of a Down and Rage Against the Machine🤘🏾

P funny that Kourtney K is in trouble because she pretended there was a GLP-1 in a gummy, like what?

Show me your charcuteries, pls🫡

I have made the switch to Russian nail salons, and it’s great, but… is anyone providing sunblock? Also, how rude would it be if I put headphones in for my 2+ hour appointment?

Does anyone have a good breakdown of capex vs. consumption model in AI?

I have been on a weight loss journey since July. Finally 2.6 lbs from pre-baby weight. It’s been a ride, and not taking semaglutide has been an intentional choice albeit much slower to change me. Currently reworking my mile pace for cardiovascular reasons. Who wants to give me pointers?

By the way, it’s incredibly pleasant here and I’m so happy to see so many of you on this side of the moon🌚

In NYC next week, let me know if you want to catch up

I don’t believe anyone truly understands the meaning of the word “patience” until they have a toddler who is hungry and overtired at the same time.

I can’t stand large “virtual events” and I refuse to attend them

If you’re a new parent and you want a recommendation for a holiday gift, may I help you? Meta ray bans record every second for you, including the moments you wish you caught the first time 🥹

The ‘Popular with Friends’ tab keeps me coming back

At least I can now have the conversation with others and it’s openly stated… There were people who didn’t like Hillary for the same reason they didn’t vote for Kamala 🫠