face id randomly working again after years of it not functioning… have i regressed

caramel syrup runs my life

When I call and amend my restaurant booking… that’s the real me

Bernadette Peters and Christine Baranski having a mother-off in The Good Fight

things i’m locking in with right now: - Spain (country) - The Good Fight - Black Eyed Peas’ 2009 Hit Boom Boom Pow

low-key i’m bluesky’s troye sivan

blushing, but with my peener

do you ever see a person and think oh my god bangs changed your life

ordering pulitzer prize fiction while jorkin it

i can see myself getting gay married one day

love having “Man” on my grindr profile. like yeah!

It’s my favourite time of the year… the season where it becomes slightly more acceptable to play Cher’s christmas song at parties

I’ve been grindr-free for three days and I’m bored out of my skull where the hell am I supposed to get male validation from now

officially got my pits out on tiktok to promote my gig yeah it’s over

possibly scabies…..

hey possiblies!