Whoa there, buddy. Everybody likes to play pretend, but sometimes a joke can go too far! By pretending to be somebody you’re not, you could get in some real trouble— not just with your parents, but the police, too! Real Freedom Fighters know not to impersonate.

⠀ Hooold on there, tiger! Even if your special person is the same gender as you, unprotected sex can 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 spread Sexually Transmitted Infections (or STIs)! Always take the proper precautions, with lots of lube to avoid getting hurt. Remember, only a dumb-bot has sex without a condom- Sonic Says!

⠀ remember, kids- there's nothing better for the ol' bod than some water, especially after a day of horsin' around! but your tap water can become contaminated if something happens to your pipes. if your water comes out cloudy or discolored, tell your parents. don't be a drool- clean water is cool!