You've got the Midas touch! Not every door that opens leads somewhere new.

The winds of change push you to lose your shadow.

When least expected, you should make time for what matters - and after that, drunk you will receive an unexpected blessing. The dice roll against you.

You're on thin ice. Hate to break it to you, but you will understand too late, and you could face inevitable doom.

Lady Luck sits on your shoulder. Silent doors guard the richest rooms.

Expect to sleep with an unsettling suitcase, and you may reveal your collection of Guy Fieri fan art.

You've bit off more than you can chew. Your future calls: you may meet someone important. Also, you should build an unexpected friendship.

I see that you will try to understand a book. The winds of change push you to play with an exciting presence. When least expected, you might find your browser history before the new year. You're poking the dragon.

The time has come for you to open the wrong door. As I'm reading the tea leaves, and they're saying you should hear your name in old recordings.

Answers hide in plain sight. The sacred texts speak of mixing all cleaning products.

Pay attention: you will become aware of a notable treasure that's wanted by the US government - and after that, you will wake up spooning a garden gnome.

Answers hide in plain sight. You will find tickets to a sold-out show. Pay attention: you will open the wrong door. Not every path that glitters leads to gold

When least expected, you will find your browser history - and after that, you will understand too late. The expiration date is more like a challenge.

Your spirit soars with eagles. Fate leads you to help someone in need. Opportunity knocks once, but burglars try multiple windows.

Angels guard your steps. Your lucky numbers are all your passwords combined.

Hate to break it to you, but you will lose your shadow. You will realize a cherished dream.

To achieve the future you seek, you must see a lifetime of work undone.

Your path leads your future self to learn why everyone left town.

In 8 hours, the winds of change push you to take apart a threatening library card. Be warned that your ancient soul will meet yourself on a dark road. Expect to stumble upon a post card by your next job - but not before you make someone smile.

When least expected, you will find profound wisdom in an ordinary moment that others overlook after the spring solstice - but not before you meet someone who knows your name. The wise cricket counts backwards to noon.

Fate leads you to meet someone important in 7 days.

Destiny speaks. Prepare to learn why everyone left town by the time the rooster crows - but not before you try to understand a freaky vacation. Giants tremble at your approach.

Be warned that you will find a Facebook post of a sock. Your spirit soars with eagles.

Destiny speaks. Prepare to drunk order $200 of Taco Bell.

Fate deals you a tough hand. The future sees you might accidentally like your ex's post from 2018.

You will drunk order $200 of Taco Bell. You can expect to die an untimely death - and after that, you will create positive change.

A borrowed mask fits no face well. Pay attention: you should see yourself wave from a crowd. You may skeet about a propaganda piece. Also, you might find teeth in strange places. Consider the patience of empty cups, waiting for tomorrow's rain to fall upward.

Greatness lives in you. You are destined to fall from grace. Destiny speaks. Prepare to trust the wrong person. Your cactus judges your life choices.

You might find true love. Also, you may miss an important warning. Storms gather on your horizon.

Fate leads you to inspire young minds by your birthday.

Destiny speaks. Prepare to steal a boot - and after that, you will chance upon an evil phone.

Destiny speaks. Prepare to lose mind to madness. The bent reed survives when the mighty oak falls.

You're on thin ice. In 8 days, your path leads you to taste poison in your chalice. Listen to the whispers of your heart.

To achieve the future you seek, you must get pegged by a clown in 14 hours. Hidden truths reveal you are destined to understand too late.

Your future calls: you may experience profound joy soon - but not before you open the wrong door. The future sees you may get pegged by a clown. Your future calls: you may witness something extraordinary, and you could meet what lives in static.

Tomorrow, as I'm reading the tea leaves, and they're saying you may find out who's been wearing your face.

Wisdom comes (ha) at a price. Tomorrow, destiny speaks. Prepare to discover a useful shortcut.

You're playing with fire. Hidden truths reveal you might live the same day twice after tomorrow morning.

The time has come for you to find a door that wasn't there.

Wisdom comes (ha) at a price. When least expected, you will win a luxury sweepstakes experience in 5 days.

Your cup overflows with possibility. You could moan during a dental cleaning. You will trust a fart when you shouldn't have. Pay attention: you will rip a massive fart during yoga.

Tomorrow, your path leads you to miss an important warning. An ethereal force consumes you, forcing you to have your nerd friend show you a freaky chest, and your inner child should learn why everyone left town. Destiny tests your mettle.

The paper reads: you will win a million dollars in 12 hours. Before your birthday, the paper reads: you will receive an unexpected blessing.

You will encounter a high-quality internship that plays a strong role in your future.

I see that you may understand too late soon - but not before your hidden self learn what the mirror people want. Life flows your way.

You might flirt with the wrong twin. Also, you could find common ground. Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

You should meet yourself on a dark road.

The winds of change push you to meet your idol - and after that, you will ask around about a condom. If everyone jumps off a bridge, they probably found something cool.

Your path leads your worst self to speak in yesterday's voice - and after that, you will die alone in a library. To achieve the future you seek, you must find your own footprints behind you in 4 hours.

You might find the last available parking spot. Also, you should have your nerd friend show you a rare treasure.