Haven’t had a FB account in + decade. Just created one to access Marketplace and sell stuff locally. What a hot mess! Immediately got presented with all my former “friends” (who are big reason I left years ago). The app is hardly navigable or functional.

Democracy’s a failure because let’s face it - people are idiots.

Just saw my first commercial for the White House UFC match on 14June. I’m soooo embarrassed for our country.

Coney is 13.5 years old, a 13-time recipient of the Puppy Of The Year award, is generally doing well, expect for arthritis. I think, however, he is going deaf. Even if he can’t hear me I hope he knows that I still talk to him ALL the time and love him very much.

Have you ever just looked at someone you’ve never met or spoken to, and in an instant, you just KNOW they’re an asshole ?

In my little white-trash Detroit suburb, gas $ has gone up $1 in the last 48 hrs. Damn, Joe Biden.

Happy April 25, for those that celebrate …

It’s all Biden’s fault that I picked the wrong major in college 40 yrs ago.

Legit question: If you’re working remotely for a company, but using your own computer and cell phone, can said company spy on you, access your data, view your browser history?

The scenario: Nukes are heading to the US. A full-scale attack. Would you prefer: 1. Advance notice, with sirens, TV/phone alerts, etc. 2. Just let it happen. I used to think #1, but now leaning towards #2.

I don’t like the expression “put food on the table”. It leaves out those of us who eat at the kitchen counter, over the sink, or while grazing with the fridge door open.

It doesn’t matter what’s said after, but when someone starts a sentence with, “Look, … “ I instantly hate them.

The exact same election rules are now in place when Republicans won the presidency, house and senate in 2024. But now suddenly Republicans are unable to win another election without the SAVE Act because everyone has been cheating. Makes sense.

I’d like my next job to be the person responsible for naming new pharmaceutical drugs. My fave letters are X, Y, Z and Q.

It should be illegal for a man to have a beard if they don’t also have a hairy chest. It’s false advertising.

The political news is usually quite depressing, but if it weren’t for that in my feed I’d be spending all my time on BSKY blocking the human “puppies” that continually pop up. To each their own, but come on …

Now that the Olympics are over we can focus on important things … such as Eurovision. Cool music that I can’t understand a word of, outrageous costumes, a couple of hot guys and, more importantly, no Americans. Good times !!

That’s not entirely accurate … people would ask how the fall registered on the Richter scale.

I didn't like the puppy bowl, I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

We need to combine the Olympics with reality TV show competitions. While competing in your chosen sport, you must sing, dance, cook or bake, sew an outfit, then be forced to marry one of your competitors while a camera crew follows your around for 90 days.

I’m shocked that there’s a brown-skinned person performing at the Super Bowl today, and not a single Christian cult leader has prophesied that the rapture, Christ’s return or the end-of-the-world will occur today as a result.

One of my earliest memory’s is leaving the house with my dad, and coming home with my mom.

1950s era U.S. bomb shelter design Americans didn’t begin using toilets until the 60s.

My 2025 recap: - read 18,462 books - listened to every song ever recorded - watched all of the good movies - donated $3 trillion to charity - invaded Istanbul … I own the city - was raptured, came back for snacks

What do you call a gay guy from the US South? A homosexy’all

Maybe we need to start choosing our male politicians based on how the gays determine a man’s worth … The size of their penis.

Thought it was very on point that IMDb chose to include in today’s (25Dec) birthday notices, along with very minor celebrities such as Humphrey Bogart, Sissy Spacek and Rod Serling … a special reminder that today is also Ghislaine Maxwell’s birthday. A glowing star, in the Hollywood firmament.

I’d like a Bluesky Wrapped, that told me whether I’ve blocked more MAGA or Swiftie accounts in 2025.

Where I live in Michigan, we’ve received ~ 10 inches of snow in the past 2 weeks. Based on peoples’ comments on Nextdoor, this is the first time it’s ever snowed in Michigan in December and they’re frantically trying to find snow removal options to deal with this unprecedented weather.

I often send myself text messages about random to-do items, reminders , things I want to look up later, etc. My cell phone # is in my contacts, under my own name. Every time I text myself my iPhone suggests that the text is spam.

I’d like to think that mall Santas are thoroughly screened to prevent the hiring of MAGA pedos, but I’m not overly confident.

If you’re a DEM politician and consistently start sentences with: “Let’s …” “We should …” “We need to …” I won’t vote for you, and you can kiss my ass. They’re code words for “I’m too much of a pussy to actually work for common sense policies that benefit US citizens, not the 1% or my donors.”

My Spotify Wrapped didn’t correctly calculate my age, but it was 100% accurate in knowing that I’m a flaming homosexual with exquisite musical taste.

I’ve survived another shopping trip to Meijer, the “Gaza of American Grocery Stores”.

Thank you and congrats to those few drivers on the road that actually use that strange stick attached to your car’s steering column to let others know you’re about to turn … to “signal” us, as some might say. You don’t, though, get full credit if you don’t know you’re right from your left.

I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly

The evil Latino drug gang, Machu Picchu, ate all my ducks during the 2024 election.

I love Xmas music … but it’s too damn early for it !!! They were playing Xmas music in the grocery store today. Makes sense, though, as they’ve been stocking shelves w/xmas crap for weeks. Our local radio station switches to Xmas music 24/7 on Friday. It hasn’t even snowed here yet!

While driving, does anyone else wonder if they just passed a car whose driver will someday, in the future, crash into your vehicle and kill you? I think I need to move back to a real city, with a viable public transit option.

I’d feel better about being past my prime, if I knew when I was actually IN my prime.

Let’s just turn the House of Reps into a Spirit Halloween outlet, and see if anyone notices.

I’m going to enlist with ICE. I could use the money. However, I’m only qualified to apprehend the good looking, muscled men … especially those w/ facial hair. And I’ve heard there’s a shortage of beds in govt holding areas, so I’ll have to bring them to my house until deportations can be arranged.

We need an AI program that would show us how attractive celebrity women would look had they NOT gotten their ridiculous cosmetic surgery procedures.

Saw someone mention Kari Lake is a post and I thought … “wonder what she’s been up to lately”. I hope that housekeeping gig at the PHX Holiday Inn is working out for her.

But their wealth from insider trading and outright bribes is skyrocketing.

It’s Joe Biden’s fault. www.surfer.com/news/bermuda...

Just spent 30 mins outside with my 13-yo dog, and a neighbor lecturing me on why vets are quacks, how much OTC aspirin to give him for arthritis and implying I’m a subpar dog dad if I don’t do it. She’s also the neighbor that put down her 2-yo dog this yr because he was misbehaving.

We need to turn off the entire Internet until someone can go thru and clean out every incorrect, outdated and super old sites. So much shit out there …

When did gay culture become so boring and predictable? Female pop ‘singers’ and bland male actors that gay men have been told to find sexy. Yawn !!