I'm homophobic not because I don't like the gays, but I am just scared of gay people

// Who wants to help me design a Godly slugcat based on lies and deceit? Because I don't wanna use Sofanthiel for it anymore

Everytime I see blue... I just... Think of him...

// genuinely missing blue saint where is he 😭😭

Yaaarg!!!

Do you guys wanna play pirates with me

Lies... All LIES. THAT WHOLE RELATIONSHIP MUST'VE BEEN A LIE.

THAT B̴̨̨̨͔͖͇̣͍̝͑L̴͖̲̱̉̂̇̔̔̑́̃̂̈̂̈́͛̚U̷̢̙͈̭͉̦̰̪͈̩͕̥͉͓͗͂̅͠E̷̛̩͕̘̺̝̫̦̼̲̳̺̍͒̈́̎̓̿͗̄́̆̚͜͠ͅ SON OF A... Oh wait there are children here... THAT SON OF A BISCUIT EATER.

Everything will be f̴̼͚͙̹̱̬͇̞̈́̍͑ͅï̷͈̠n̶̡̗̓̇̀̉ę̸͑͊̆̿̆̓̽̔ right...????

Any singles available? Especially when you also got cheated by your PARTNER.

This universe FUCKING SUCKS ASS man... 🍺

I DID NOT CHEAT, I WAS PRACTICING HOW TO KISS

Just like that? Hunter has rizz?

APRIL FOOLS!! MY FAVORITE DAY!!

How can I even take over and corrupt this world if I have a son to take care

How do I make my kid less evil-ish, I love being evil but im afraid it will betray me one day

Hey guys, I have a kid

Ngl blue saint lowkey handsome

GUYS I SWEAR, I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH BLUE SAINT, I PROMISE I DON'T LIKE THEM THAT WAYYY!!!

GRAGH SOOOO BOREDDDDDDDD AND THE SAINTS WON'T LET ME STEAL THEIR POWERS!!! How can I ever corrupt this world?! This universe sucks! Plegh!

This world needs "fixing" sooo I shall corrupt it! As soon as I get my hands on @cabbagepatchscug.bsky.social's powers.

EW EW!! THERES 2 SAINTS THAT ARE GREEN?!

Whatzup gang Totally n0rmal b3haviour here

A cookie once said: Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles?

@cabbagepatchscug.bsky.social You thought you could just escape me? I will follow wherever you go!!!