The only thing better than my penis is your penis, and the only thing better than your penis is my penis.

There's something extra exciting about dick pics from before the 1960s, because making these photos, or distributing them, or possessing them was entirely illegal. It's amazing that so many pics like this still exist.

Sometimes all I really want is just to hang out with some naked guys and relax.

I've been in group therapy, and I've been in group masturbation sessions with other men. Of the two, group masturbation was more therapeutic. (There must be a way to combine them, right?)

Some subreddits for photos of naked men showering: r/CommunalShowerArchive r/CommunalShowers_NSFW r/CommunalShowersNaked r/exhibitionistGYMmales r/Gymcocks r/Hydrobation (INCLUDES FEMALES) r/hydroerotic (INCLUDES FEMALES) r/MaleCommunalShowers r/menshowering r/ShowerCock r/soapycock

I'm a bator. I'm a phallicist. I'm a dick masseur. Nothing makes me happier than having another guy's dick in front of me to admire and play with, like this beauty.

I'm thinking that maybe next New Year's Eve I'll offer a free ride share service to anyone as long as there's a male passenger who sits up front with me with his dick out.

It's always fun to jack off with a guy who has never done anything with another man before. I tell them "You already know how a dick works. You already know what feels good. You got this."

Lots of people like to shoot off fireworks at midnight to celebrate the new year. I have a better idea.

It's pretty easy to get guys to show you their dicks on social media but I want this superpower in real life as well.

If we jack off together, there's a good chance your cum will become my bate lube. Aim carefully.

Porn is ok. Watching a man make himself cum right in front of me is far better.

Christmas comes once a year. Men cum every day. Men win!

Happiness is discovering that some of the young dads doing last minute Christmas shopping are horny as fuck and want to pop a load with you in the men's room.

Curandero, I await you.

COMPLETELY ERECT PENIS

Dicks need to be examined, caressed, pulled, stroked, and stimulated.

Did you ever see a dick so nice that you just wanted to gaze at it and study it for a while before actually doing anything with it?

Men get horny and want to cum. Men also get lonely, and a lot of men are starving for touch. Wouldn't it be nice to take care of both problems at the same time?

I was very lucky to have a best friend from Mexico when I was growing up. He taught me what foreskin is, and how it works, and that I used to have one too.

You don't have to have a huge cock or a flawless muscular body to be a great jackoff buddy. You only need to be horny and clean and ready to play.

This looks like an invitation to lay your cock on top of his so he can smash them tightly together in his fist and pump them both back and forth.

Dicks are pretty amazing. Fun to look at. Fun to show off to other guys. Fun to play with, your own or someone else's.

Doesn't matter how many dick pics I've seen. I know there are some beautiful penises out there I haven't seen yet, so I keep looking for more.

In locker rooms and men's restrooms around the world, everyone looks. Everybody silently compares. We just pretend it doesn't happen. I don't know why we can't do it openly with some kind of official dick comparing events, without shame.

Not really into watersports per se, but sometimes I like watching guys piss. So I guess I'm just piss-curious?

I would rather jack off with a buddy or two than do literally anything else in the world. It's just the best.

The only thing better than photos and videos of guys jacking off together is actually doing it in person.

Some subreddits for photos and videos of Latino guys (part 1): r/AtlantaLatinoVerga r/BigBrownMexicanCock r/BIGMEXICANDICKS r/BrasileirosGoneWild r/colombianCocks r/HornyLatino r/HotLatinoMen r/LatinoAlphas r/latinomen r/LatinoTeenDicks r/Latinovergas r/LosAngelesHungLatinos

Let's keep it simple. I really like jacking off. I enjoy jacking off with other guys even more. I don't want or need anything more than that. Just hands on dicks, please, and we'll have a great time together.

I have a problem with male authority figures. Policemen, doctors, coaches, therapists, bosses, you name it, I always have the urge to jack off with them or offer a handjob.

I could get a lot more penis stuff done if I didn't have to waste so much time on things like buying groceries and making sure my car has enough gas and paying various bills. Dammit, dicks are important too.

Why do some guys jack off at the gym? There are hundreds of reasons. Because it's convenient. Because their blood is pumping after a good workout and they're horny. Because they can. Because they can't jack off at home. Because it's their only opportunity to bate with a buddy.

I once thought about becoming a urologist. Then I realized it's about helping dicks that don't work, and I'm more interested in dicks that work just fine.

Jackin off. Hell yeah!

There are some pretty good tv shows around right now. Some good movies. Lots of funny and interesting videos on various social media platforms. None of them are as interesting to me as watching a naked man make himself cum. That's just the best.

There used to be a few good Tumblr blogs for pics and videos of men's locker rooms, gym showers, saunas, nude workout videos, etc. One of them was called Lockerama. I kinda miss that.

Traditionally in the USA, the day after any major holiday is when certain family men feel strong urges to break loose for a couple hours and go pop a load with another man. Gym locker rooms and showers and steam rooms frequently give them opportunities to meet a like-minded buddy.

This place really needs bookmarks.

I like being in places where men are allowed to be naked. Doesn't necessarily have to be sexual. Just men being men.

Softies can be pretty hot too.

Rituals and rites of passage are important for males. Western civilization has jettisoned most of them, so it's good to see that some survive.

Nearly all guys enjoy masturbation. Many of us enjoy doing it with a buddy. This is normal male sexual behavior, regardless of orientation.

Vintage Tumblr video of the week.

One of the best things about jacking off with a buddy is that you're doing something good for him and good for yourself at the same time. Total win-win situation.

Wake up, it's SaturBate!

Focus on what's important in life,

PENIS