Erin Hattamer
@erinhattamer.bsky.social
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From TikTok but like I give a sh*t bout that at this point
I fucking hate having a mental illness what do you mean I’m sad now, I just had two grilled cheeses
11 months ago
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My favorite part of my 10 year high school reunion was when I got drunk enough to tell some random kid he made fun of me in middle school, then he apologized 8 times, and then showed me his Uncle Iroh tattoo. All wounds can be healed.
12 months ago
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Had a dream last night Noah Schnapp liked one of my vids and I responded back “either you release ST season 5 to me or you stop being a Zionist” and I guess we now know my morals are flexible if TV is a factor
12 months ago
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JΛKΣ✌️
about 1 year ago
LAPD out there like
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Happy pride
about 1 year ago
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I can’t be on my family group chat anymore. They are like posting pics of their kids and job accomplishments and then I’m over here like “…so update: bought a new mug”
about 1 year ago
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Stopped wearing my seatbelt so I can end up in an ER and seduce a middle-aged, overworked ER attending with PTSD. Sad boys here I come
about 1 year ago
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Just had to pay $500 to make sure my tits don’t have cancer
about 1 year ago
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Just bought a checkbook
about 1 year ago
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Happy Thursday
about 1 year ago
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I was supposed to work in college residence life, where the fuck else am I gonna wear a Avatar the Last Bender shirt to work three times a week
about 1 year ago
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Me: idk I was just thinking we could all just simply vibe or whatever UN peace council: ….who is this….
about 1 year ago
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Forgot May was mental health awareness month, time to go off my meds and make yall very aware of my mental illness
about 1 year ago
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Ur gay if you are a woman attracted to men in 90s TV shows, cause those are just lesbian haircuts
about 1 year ago
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Auntie Social
about 1 year ago
You: calm your tits Me, an intellectual: insanititties
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I need to post my TikToks more or else my manager will kill my family
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about 1 year ago
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*playing 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon* Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
about 1 year ago
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Police man reading my confession to murder: I don’t know. All she wrote was “vibes were off fam”
about 1 year ago
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My siblings will literally post actual life events on our group chat and I’m like “started new TV show”
about 1 year ago
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Fuck it. gendered bathrooms at my house. No man is allowed to piss there anymore
about 1 year ago
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She’s from San Diego
about 1 year ago
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My goal is to out-hate my haters
about 1 year ago
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Why didn’t he call me back
about 1 year ago
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The amount of b*llshit I just spent on broadway tickets like… why did god make me a theatre kid
about 1 year ago
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I can’t believe yall let me go to film school, wtf I trusted you guys
about 1 year ago
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I’m getting an MRI today and they were like “can you sit still for an hour?” Ma’am I’m the anti-Cory booker I can lay down for as long as you want me to
about 1 year ago
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Chappell roan and Noah kahan only have tour dates in Europe, wtf I don’t speak European
about 1 year ago
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My grandma died in 2019 and we just received her leftover stocks as inheritance, and it was all in pfizer…..Lucia what did you know…..? How deep does this go
about 1 year ago
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*milchick getting the sh*t beat out of him* Lumon Marching Band:
#severance
about 1 year ago
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One time someone left a comment on one of my vids saying “if I was as fat as you I’d k*ll myself”, like dude I don’t need an excuse
about 1 year ago
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Then why am I still working a full day
about 1 year ago
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I texted my family group chat I was getting a dog and then my dad messaged back this
about 1 year ago
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Amy Ash
about 1 year ago
regular shout out to oats and all they do for the community
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Im gonna start going to bridges where people famously offed themselves and leave fliers that say “Watch Severance before you do it”. And then they’ll be hooked and want to know all the secrets and have to wait till it’s over. Bought them at least 3 seasons of life
about 1 year ago
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I’m so sick of transphobes, f*cking get a hobby
about 1 year ago
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I’m getting a puppy in May. Feel like it should be socially acceptable to hold a baby shower in order to receive necessary care items.
about 1 year ago
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God dammit if Elliot stabler doesn’t make me want to be catholic again
about 1 year ago
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Watching law and order SVU while flipping through Tinder, aka research
about 1 year ago
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Can someone let Rachel Zegler know I support her but I really don’t wanna see Snow White cause Gal Gadot sucks on like 7 different levels. What if I gave her $20 to symbolically buy a ticket? Can someone let her know my offer
over 1 year ago
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I’m so scared of the world ending cause I need a conclusion to severance first
over 1 year ago
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Patton Oswalt
over 1 year ago
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Just the sh*t I message my mom on a weekly basis
over 1 year ago
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Why does Elon carrying his kid around like he’s a dad with weekend custody
over 1 year ago
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I’m looking into getting a masters in DEI education which I believe means after I receive my degree, I am legally allowed to fist fight trump
over 1 year ago
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This is at least 45% my rewatches
over 1 year ago
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*me showing 20 min late to my own funeral* me: ok the vibes are off
over 1 year ago
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Maladroithe
over 1 year ago
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
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@hankgreen.bsky.social
when trump said he wanted to eliminate the penny
over 1 year ago
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Ashley Esqueda
over 1 year ago
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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