"Are you fukn kidding? We aren't putting this shitpile anywhere near an auditor! Half that crap is AI from Grok anyway," the former deputy PM said before turning a deeper shade of red and letting loose a formidable whiskey belch. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

TLDR: Albo and crew finally restored the arrangements and relationships with our Pacific neighbours that Tony Abbott walked away from 12 years ago. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...

The insidious left wing plot to destroy the free speech and support of the right, called Operation Just Let Them Speak, continues to unfold. Mwahahahahhaaa *cough* *cough* #auspol www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...

Clearly, dude! You're as close as you have ever been! You're so close that you just started bombing them again! #auspol #maga #incompetence www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Vale Ogre. #donaldgibb #auspol

Hey Libs, you wanted her, you got her. Also, how annoyed must she be with backing the wrong horse and not waiting to go to ONP? What a gal! #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

Fixed it... #auspol

Gee, I wonder why he (and the rest of the sovcit menagerie) didn't want to be subject to the laws of the land..? Hmmm, yeah. Thats a real stumper... #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

So much winning. #maga #auspol

Too late now, you monumentally idiotic egomaniac. #maga #auspol

The role of Dallas Baird will be played by Bobcat Goldthwaite for today only.

It was really only a matter of time. "Look mum, I'm God!!" #maga #auspol

"I mean, I know it's really easy and, so far, we haven't been able to stop anyone else from doing it, but please don't play us," the VP said beforechecking his Signal feed. #MAGA #auspol #bestdealmakers www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

If only this could have been predicted... #auspol #savotes www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Kudos to Ursula von der Leyen's staffie for some effective googling there. #auspol #wherethehellisunley

BREAKING: Trump considers losing war he started. #auspol #maga

BREAKING: Petulant, infantile flogbag pulls petulant, infantile floggish move. Details to follow... #auspol #maga

Yeah, see, this is what you get when you have a cult of personality around a complete buffoon, fed by a conga line of clownish suckholes. I'd raise this to "robust debate was a complete waste of time". As if they were listening, anyway. #auspol #maga #congalineofsuckholes

...then why are you demanding help, you flaming galah? #auspol #maga

What's that you say? An incompetent, narcissistic flog demands others come and clean up after yet another of his epic screw ups? You never see this... every single time... with these chumps... never. #auspol #maga #iranwarplanwaswrittenincrayon

I'm sorry, art boy, but there is no fekn way Australia has "fallen in love" with the titty parrots. #auspol www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Cory Bernardi is the classic "bull who carries his own china shop around with him". #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

What's that David Littleproud? Ahhhh, your two biggest contributions were the policies that got you a first class ticket to oblivion... Well, that nice. #auspol

Gee those Chinese and Russian air defence systems are going great, hey? #iran

Sumpin sumpin no new wars sumpin... #auspol #maga www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

The supreme court... that he stacked... turns around... and smacks down pretty much his only policy... no wait!! There's more... he says he's gonna announce more tarrifs... ahhh, I'm gonna pee myself... #auspol #maga #orangeidiot

Matt Canavan suddenly all pro-Muslim. #auspol #clownshow

I think it was the Bard himself who said "shy away from conducting questionable deeds, lest you set your own arse on fire." www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02... #nswpol #auspol #whenlightingfartsgoeswrong

Six! Six Australian flags! Temu Tony Abbott starts with six! Now taking bets that Pauline has 8 at her next thing. #auspol

Ohhh dear. Tony Abbott on ABC... Taylor will go hard on Immigration!!! Fossil fuels!! Close the borders!! This will go great! #auspol

Dear Lib partyroom, It is my heartfelt opinion that the Liberal party's best interests and future success depend entirely on Angus Taylor becoming leader. Please vote wisely. Regards, Albo. #auspol

Automatic repost. #auspol

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the 243rd time! #maga #auspol #monkeybusiness

Now, why would he deflect on this issue. Hmmmmm. Why would he change the subject and attack and belittle the questioner? Hmmmm. Dunno... #auspol #maga #inituptohisneck

Let me get this straight... a recent immigrant of VERY Mediterranean appearance walks around Melbourne pointing out with open loathing all the people of "foreign" appearance and lamenting THEIR lack of cohesion... #auspol #Cloaca

BREAKING: Libs fail in bid to select Temu Tony Abbott. #auspol

"Sumpin sumpin no new wars sumpin." Donald H. Trump #maga #auspol www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

"All five of us are in lockstep!" the source confirmed. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Please use it. #auspol www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Pretty sure if Albo was able conjur free solid gold toilets for everyone, they'd be all of: - too big - too small - late - too soon - too American - kind of Frenchy, why is he pandering to them?!!? - colonialist!! - not a hole in the ground, therefore ELITIST!! - skimping - profligate!! #auspol

Oh! Let me guess... "This is not what I voted for!" YES. IT. IS. All of you. Every last one. This is EXACTLY what you voted for. Too late now. Idiots. #maga #auspol ebx.sh/itcCHg

BREAKING: Libs so desperate to claw back One Nation and general RWNJ votes they won't back legislation they called for. #auspol

Anyway, back in the real world... The Bondi attack was on the 14th of December. A state and federal royal commission were ordered WITHIN A MONTH. #auspol

An awful lot of people who defended, apologized for or turned a blind eye to this ⏬️ seem to be suddenly horrified by the idea of Albo's antisemitism. 🤔 #auspol

BSky: You need to verify your age, mate. ME: OK Presses button. BSky: Pahhhhh. JK, you grey old f*ck! You're in. #auspol #socialmediaban

Shhhhhh progressive Australia!! Let 'em go for their lives. Yep Libs! Spot on. It was totally Trump wot buggered it for yuz. Nothing to do with youse at all! Don't change at thing! #auspol

"Oh FFS! Just take a look at our donor list and the nimrods on my right wing and have a think why I couldn't be caught dead negotiating any new environment laws," the opposition leader shouted before regathering herself. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Dear Pauline, Thanks for creating about 10,000 more Teals. Love, Albo. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Shhhhhhh! Shup up, aussie fans... This is FINE!! Stick at it, England. Don't change anything. #theashes #cricket Live England vs Australia, 1st Test The Ashes www.espncricinfo.com/series/the-a...