Weapons (2025)

When it's your turn to take the wheel on the couples' road trip and the AEW playlist comes on:

Idk man maybe fans shouldn't waste anytime debating ratings if they keep changing the way they are counted and the only people who should have ever cared in the first place are the advertisers 🤷‍♂️

"I wouldn't get in a ring and stiff Goldberg with a cane. C'mon I got more sense than that. But anyway yeah I remember getting in a ring with Goldberg and hitting him with a cane."

Nobody: Republican legislative "leaders" every time they are asked about ongoing crimes and suspicious activity by the administration:

Ok. Who ordered the Corgis at the Pro Bowl? Possibly while high. Mercedes Mone I'm looking in your direction.

SEYMOUR! THE COUNTRY'S ON FIRE!

Republicans are basically gonna try that "1 for you, 1 for me. 2 for you, 2 for me" shit where at each interval they give themselves that number of cards while still only counting 1 for their opps.

It's fuck Adobe always, but I can't help but laugh as someone who got back into web dev a few years ago and has seen the preferred and promoted tech stacks change a bunch in that time alone lol

Quick someone tag that "blue no matter who" guy I saw arguing with people earlier.

Reading the word "Rukussy" on the skyline:

Begging America to get on the EU's level of protections / enforcement when it comes to internet traffic.

When I was 21 I shared an apartment with a couple dudes and one of them brought a 17 year old to a party, lied about her age, and hooked up with her that night. When we found out, he was kicked out of the apartment and never talked to again. One had known him for years. It's not that difficult.

I hope this was said in jest because it basically never ends well for people who talk like this.

The easier solution is to not hang out with the admitted sex pest. No matter what happens it comes across like you're trying to help rehab his image. It's a terrible look, especially when the entire ass Trump admin is trying to normalize "they were just hanging out with the guy" as we speak.

Comedians might be some of the most egotistical people on the planet. The amount who consider themselves the only true social commentary out there or that they dictate the flow of culture or something is astounding. This is no different than how Joe Rogan sees himself and his "friends" in Austin.

Are they trying to do a Danielson yes movement thing with this guy or is the merch team just making fun of him?

I have found the head of Antifa:

Well clearly we now need someone wrestling as POWERHOUSE ASS

Resist Dems: "Awesome! Now they can just automatically and inconspicuously scan faces to put in their fancy 'domestic terrorist' database!"

Streets are saying ICE wants to show up in my city this week, and I do not think they are prepared for how many local organizers we have on top of general Massachusetts irritability or how absolutely fucked our roads are considering none of that 2 feet of snow has melted.

Statdaddy on a massive billboard: #AEW

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYYY #AEW

Resist libs when the billionaire honeypot drops:

If AJ shows up in AEW, I am leaning more towards it being a short run of matches or even just a one-off as part of a world tour thing. I don't expect him to sign a long contract anywhere.

His big solution from the UK is "sit there and take it". He thinks he's helping.

Hosting is so inexpensive these days. Multi-year deals on fast, reputable services for like $2 a month that typically include domain registration. Free hosting options. Cloudflare offers free CDN services. In the age of social media becoming entirely AI slop/bots, bring back old internet.

There's a non-zero chance some of these chuds think Norse mythology involves Loki taking the Bifrost to come steal the Tesseract for Thanos.

Just scrolled the r/SC thread for tonight's Raw card and holy shit have they flipped on Vaquer. Basically everyone is demanding that Raquel take the belt tonight. Yikes. Also, the "card" is one advertised match and a couple "wrestler makes an appearance" graphics.

"Isn't it impossible to predict weather 6 weeks out?" "Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience." "Oh really!" "Yeah we just ask a groundhog named Phil if he saw his shadow." ".... wow wow wow wow... wow."

Sloth Tarts

I heard Wheeler Yuta thinks Willow Nightingale is too wholesome.

Gonna use this burner as an OF account and just hang dong all over the place.

This is also what the booking committee sounded like putting together that Royal Rumble show.

Pissed someone off who went looking for shit to report and flagged a months-old comment. Hoping the main will be back in a few days.