If it ain’t no parking, I’m leaving.

One of the best compliments is someone stopping me to tell me I smell great.

Then mfers got the nerve to drive below the speed limit.

Bout to be late to this meeting 🙃

Why when you got shit to do, you catch all the red lights

4:44

Sleepy af.

I am not in the best of moods today. Like i can feel that annoyance in my body. I’m being pleasant but still. People talk and I’m just like hurry this shit up

Man, eff that groundhog

Still confused with Tyla winning over Davido. Never been to a party and someone said play some Tyla.

Happy Black History Month #BHM #BlackHistoryMonth

Claiming positive energy

Man, how more weeks are left in January 😮‍💨

Man I need a massage.

🗣️ Cmon jack, bring my mama baaacccckkkk so she can make me a snaaaaaaaaaaaakkk 🎶

Sauna in the morning >>>>>

I wonder how we gon tell our grandkids stories about COVID. I already know some of y’all gon be lying 😂😂😂

Don’t ever let anyone dim your light.

I hate it when black people move weird at work. I know we code switching but DAMN.

Randomly got a taste for Reese’s Puffs. Ion even like cereal like that.

I need to make use of my Costco membership.

Your booooooos means nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.

I don’t like to explain myself. No is an answer.

Kakalika

I need to watch the Haunting of Hill House.

Always gon sneak in some fun on a work travel assignment.

Now why did I volunteer to work an off shift for the next two weeks 

First time back in the gym in two weeks. That flu took me out.

Imagine someone tryna be nice and they get you a pack of v neck tshirts.

Mfers lack appreciation

I blame George Bush. We should’ve left some mfers behind.

The only things that’s keeping me going at work is that I know I have vacation coming up and I’m bout to act a fool 🙂‍↕️

I see what they mean now when they say don’t take too much NyQuil 😪

Being sick <<<<<<<<<

There’s like 15 weeks in January

Try harder

Still need to try this Belgium waffles recipe my colleague from Belgium sent me. She gon say, you’ve never had Belgium waffles if you’ve haven’t had it the Belgium way.

Ok, those 4 cut waters ain’t do nothing. Should I be worried 🤔

When you got adult and just start buying shit cause why do I have a bowflex that isn’t set up yet. I remember I always wanted one.

Watch all the evil mfers quote MLK today.

When you stop talking to someone and you never run into them again>>>>>>>>>>>

Still got the Bears winning

We going to the Super Bowl if we beat the rams #BearDown

Man they gotta contain Puca

I’m nervous af for this Bears game

We got blessings from Da Pope #BearDown

All this trauma and yet still no sharingan 😪

This weather is ass.

The #Bears winning will reset the timeline.

I guess time to start my day