im kinda really stupid bc when i was watching sinners i was like okay so that one is michael b jordan but who’s the guy playing the other twin i feel like i know him from somewhere

i don’t really know what’s going on why people are threatening to leave or already did leave bsky bc frankly i have more important stuff to care about in my life but if we‘re leaving this place, im not gonna start over yet again somewhere else lol i‘d use the chance to leave social media for good

there’s so many tobers happening rn i can’t keep up

tbh this year is insane for female game protagonists whether it’s a vengeful rōnin, a galactic bounty hunter, a 1960s japanese high school student, the princess of hades, or a little bug or mouse even! they’re all cool and i want to be their friend!

actually pokémon legends z-a looks perfectly fine in the new overview trailer so i’m maybe starting to get a little excited for the game? perhaps?

i wanna play yo-kai watch 3 :/

where my yo-kai watch girlies at

i’ve mistyped the word "would" so many times that my phone now autocorrects it to say "woudl" when i type it correctly……

do y’all ever get too hot and your body can’t regulate or handle the heat so you have to cool down with an ice pack even though it’s like 12 degrees outside? bc same lmao

my pits stink lol

and yk what, have this also bc i felt cute hehe

here‘s a better closer up view of the goods for the little guys in my phone! #fcf

it’s probably still #fcf where you are so it still counts right

what if i got a neon green jockstrap tho

stop worshiping my dick bro just act natural around it, be yourself, have some fun!

peepee

gonna meet up with this dude on monday who really wants to give me head in the movie theater bathroom and then make out while watching a cheesy romcom lol what a freak (it’s my boyfriend)

horny as hell but also lazy as fuck

at 1k followers i’ll fuck your dad lol

it has come to my attention that i am apparently giving short king vibes and im sorry to disappoint but i’m a very tall lad, probably taller than you and even your dad ‹3

when he tells you you’re the first guy he‘s every wanted to get pregnant from and carry your pups hehehehe guys i’m in love

and yk what, have this also bc i felt cute hehe

here‘s a better closer up view of the goods for the little guys in my phone! #fcf

it’s probably still #fcf where you are so it still counts right

played discopup with a friend and we found a very sketchy way to get into the club let me tell you

y’all are so cool and nice to me

so my friday night plans got canceled lol who wants to jerk off with me

i don’t like half of the current series‘ taskmaster contestants :/

gonna be real vulnerable and honest here for a moment: i don’t understand why everyone loves charizard so much when blastoise is right there

thinking about this post for days

if you see this, post a concert pic you took aurora in vienna last september

pretty sure every single chemistry student at the uni here is fag

what if i drew a drawing

are we gonna get legends z-a? are we excited for it? what’s the vibe?

y’all ever think about koko and all ball?

damien haas let me sniff those pits

i hate to be that guy but some of these "worst runbacks in silksong" were so fun to me bc you develop a rhythm and perfect timing for the path you’re going and i think that’s neat and fun

good soup

finding cute people i followed for ages on twitter but now they follow me back on here heheheh

the second pair of underwear he has me soaking through today smh

finally having someone appreciate my feet bc they’re actually kinda pretty

moo!

amv edit of footage from silksong matching the lyrics to delilah by florence + the machine

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

why 800 followers i just post penis slop

moo!

not cured… not cured at all

you see, the thing about me is, if i’m sitting on a couch, i want a little pillow to hug and keep in my lap

im actually so bad at taking pictures of myself lol

dog