milk me lol

🦴

tbh i’m bricked up for no reason rn

heheh moooo :]

anyone wanna finance some cool tattoos for me?

what should i do with my life now that im 25

the new hd remastered episodes of one piece on netflix with the new german dub don’t have the iconic og german opening song :(

in case any of y’all wants to send me a little something for my birthday ko-fi.com/bearpupgoober

this is extremely funny and i love it for us

i think it’s time to replay night in the woods

fangamer is releasing new hades and hades 2 merch on november 19th and new silksong merch on the 26th in case you were wondering what to get me for christmas

a second #fcf post has hit the feed!

i know some of you have missed seeing the little guy, so here he is! #fcf #penis #lol

a second #fcf post has hit the feed!

i know some of you have missed seeing the little guy, so here he is! #fcf #penis #lol

i have a boner btw

being a perfectionist is so annoying bc all i wanna do is fuck around and find out but that doesn’t work when you focus on details too much and can’t move on until it’s perfect, which it won’t ever be lol

these cowards didn’t put nearly enough salt in my salted honey almond chocolate smh my head

wait i forgot i made these kinda cool actually

also yeah yeah i’ll get back to posting hog soon enough probably, don’t worry

gonna try to make a pale rosary necklace from silksong in real life, wish me luck

This is the future leftists want

this is officially my last week as a 24 year old!

stop giving blastoise hairy man tiddies and belly!!

wanna veg out watching movies with your hand down my pants

sometimes you have no choice but to make little creature noises

hey so the new del toro frankenstein movie on netflix? beautiful! but seriously can’t recommend if you have problems watching animals get hurt or killed!

i want to eat leaves, crisp crunchy green leaves im craving them

what if they’re not a pick me, but the chosen™️

who wants to drag me to the gym and tell me what to do to make me get beefier

why do they hang so low like for what

nosferatatouille

the extinction of the dinosaurs was honestly kind of a skill issue lol all they had to do was dodge in the right moment and use the i-frames to avoid taking damage from the impact

why do americans get a little sticker after voting like they just went to see the doctor and had to get a scary flu shot or something

oh you’re doing no nut november? well you can hold mine for me then!

it’s my birthday in two weeks btw if anyone wanted to get me something, like maybe a cool shirt or an alligator

i want to create things but instead i get migraines

im cooking lasagna rn but if boyfriend requests to see my dick i‘ll ofc drop whatever im doing and get that dick out lol

👐🎁🫂

can i get a sitting cutie plush of elekid please

if i were a nut, i’d be a pecan

like -12

bsky needs drafts so i can write up thoughts that im too cowardly to post

what the heck was even up with those lamps that switched on or off when you clapped your hands?? were those ever a real thing and are they still a thing and how do they work like what if you made another loud noise would that still work???

a couple of months ago i digitally bought a show that i love, bc it was leaving streaming services, and now that i wanted to watch it just now, i realized it’s the german dubbed version and i want to rip my head off

gang, i’m turning 25 this month, who wants to come have a chill board game evening and eat some cake

why you letting this flop btw i don’t understand

#fcf from #bathtime earlier today #heheh

should i post fcf or am i posting too much penis slop?

depressed bc i felt like a loser with zero social skills at a halloween event so i went home and got ice cream on the way