If you’re not watching Pluribus, do yourself a favor and watch Pluribus. This is gonna be like Severence where everything is spoiled 5 minutes after it airs. Trust me, you want to ride along with it. 🔥

5 years ago I decided to teach myself C++ so I could attempt making my own game. After 5 long years of late nights and weekends, I’m proud to finally announce, I have a working pause screen.

“It’s more scared of you than you are of it.” Ok Julian but I haven’t seen a spider break out in a cold sweat and slap itself in the face and vomit because a person touched it.

Little Nightmares 3 co-op for Halloween month is pretty perfect tbh.

it's honestly very funny that dogs are just SO friendly and sociable they're just allowed to smell like that

Silksong has made me realise I’m now, sadly, too old for some games.

I’m surprised YouTube will play an uninterrupted 30 seconds of ads without putting ads in it.

If someone had warned me about frenchie farts I think I would have reconsidered.

Just noticed that at least every second post on Instagram is an ad now. Sometimes two in a row.

Shadow of the Beast (Amiga) Something about the music and that Psygnosis / Roger Dean aesthetic made my skin crawl.

Aliens: Wipe out 2/3rds of humanity and farm the remaining third as livestock. Me in the pens, whose only coping mechanism is inappropriate humour: “This is still better than the ‘Invasion’ AppleTV series.”

Moe has learned a new trick: Torpedoing from across the house, into the bedroom, onto the bed, and crashing full speed into my face while I’m asleep. For a little guy, he can move.

“50 is the new 30,” I say, as I gag down my heartburn medication and climb into bed at 8:45pm. “I feel as young as ever!” Realising I forgot to schedule my colonoscopy, I laugh. “Hahaha, so forgetful. Hey babe, what month is it?”

First time in Santa Cruz and I gotta say this is quintessential California. PNW meets the beach.

Meet our boy Moe 😍

Was having a sad today. Nothing specific, just The General Malaise. Then I saw this and my brain squirted out a solid dose of dopamine and now I have nostalgia sad, which is the nice kind.

So I discovered WoW plays really damn well with controller and I feel like this is a discovery I could have done well without.

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When we’re in the water wars it’s gonna be really weird telling kids we had giant bowls of water that magically filled themselves and we pooped in them.

I love how coordinate systems have absolutely no consistency. Which way is X? Which way is Y? Is the top the bottom? WHERE IS ZERO? NO RULES JUST ANARCHY.

My favorite thing about playing games with Julian is he’ll see something like a patrolling DEATH SHIP shining a giant DEATH LIGHT on the DEATH SANDS and be like “I wonder what happens if we-“ KLAXON. DEATH BEAM. JETPACK TROOPERS. WORM. DEAD. What did you think was gonna happen you big, pretty man?

Been noticing lately it’s harder to read small text and I’m squinting a lot. Got my eyes tested. Turns out they’re so bad I can’t legally drive lol wot. Frog in a boiling pot scenario I guess?

I yearn for boredom.

We adopted a puppy, and we’ve narrowed the names down to: Moe Bubba Dookie Bow-Wowser

Sex is great but have you ever torn your thumbnail off slamming it in a door and while opening the bandaids sliced your other thumb open on the lid so now you have to type with your index fingers like some gumby praying mantis with a phone addiction?

This is the first work in a while I’ve been able to share. Super loved lighting this environment. Crazy crazy detail. #lighting #gamedev #3dart #unreal

My favorite thing about Expedition 33 was I saw the end coming, but it turned out it was just the end of Act 2 and it keeps going way past that in ways I wasn’t expecting at all. I can’t think of much that weaves whimsy with gravitas as well as this game does.

Doom Dark Ages feels like being a kid stumbling on Iron Maiden album covers. It’s so fucking goofy. I love it SO MUCH.

I don’t want to be hyperbolic but I’m just going to say it like it’s fact: Andor isn’t just the best Star Wars or the best sci-fi, it’s best in show TV period. No spoilers, but I’m genuinely gutted from the recent trilogy of episodes. My heart hurts. I’m nervous for the next three.

“Play Expedition 33” yall said. “It’s great” yall said. Who doesn’t want to spend their Sunday emotionally devastated? I’m suing you all for therapy expenses after this.

Death of a Unicorn was produced by Ari Aster?!

Ok so the Indiana Jones game is very good. But the lighting especially. I mean, holy wow it’s GOOD. Looking forward to finishing it and then stalking the lighting team. 🤌

I turn 47 this month. I’m tired man. So tired.

Nobody: Me: Remember when I was in the social security office waiting for my card and that wild guy was ranting about government mind control experiments and being abducted by aliens and I glanced at him and he looked at me and said “don’t think you’re safe just cos you’re a gay Australian”.

ARTAAAAAX 😭 This just popped up on IG and almost ruined my fucking year. Spoiler: The horse is ok.

My Oblivion Remaster review: Spent the last 8 hours picking flowers. 10/10

Julian is chasing the SAD away by pumping it out on the weights and I’m sitting here in a perpetual cycle of “I’ll start tomorrow” and I think it’s because THE GAMES, THEY HAVE ME. Also I’m a lazy fuck.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but if Bethesda UE5’d Skyrim I’d buy it for the fifth time.

Words to live by.

C++ > Oops your code is broken :) Me > Where? C++ > ;)

Just finished Split Fiction. It’s been a long time since I felt legit sad that a game was over. GOTY.

Just solved the breaker box puzzle and now I need to go lie down for the rest of the weekend.

Now I’m in my mid life crisis I think instead of a convertible and an affair I’d really like some relief from the existential dread. Are we allowed to do that? Where do I go to get some?

Black Mirror S07 was on point. Consistently great season start to finish. And the finale was just 🤌

Black Mirror third episode has me 🫠💖 I wish I was late to it so I could discuss without spoiling. My heart. Oof.

My favorite thing about blender is CTRL + S X drag click CTRL + R scroll click L CTRL + B drag click L E drag click oh no CTRL + Z CTRL + Z CTRL + Z this tutorial is moving too quickly what is happening.

I disconnected in a meeting and my feed froze like this, summing up 90% of my career in one image.

Blender folks: Maya allows rapid snapping to Vert / Edge / Grid by holding MMB + V/C/X and dragging on the snap target. Does Blender have similar shortcuts?