Nokiachud

head at 10am on a sunday im living the dream

toy store

been looking chopped for like a month straight

you ever see a horde of old people exit the bus

They

I determine if people are emotionally intelligent or not based on if they like me or not.

another piece of my tooth just crumbled away im actually rotting from the inside out

SHE smacked MY ass? had to make sure i wasnt tripping

ive been to a lot of diddy parties

Check your balls for lumps

did someone say GOON 😍🤤

fight was staged

going to take this as “you should start lighting rapists on fire”

if wearing flammable clothing doesnt grant an excuse to light someone on fire, why should wearing tight or revealing clothes grant an excuse to sexually assault someone?

Kamala Harris Lookalike competition in my bedroom @9:00P.M.

micheal cera is hot

YOU DONT KNOW REAL PAIN TILL YOU HAD TO FRY BACON NAKED

@clairetheloon.bsky.social Not letting you forget this one

TRUMP DEAD

her tongue tastes like cigarettes

god i hope donald trump gets assassinated. unironically. i want someone to shoot this guy

: i don't like how Red that electoral map is .

i win

haha. My ai is scraping bluesky as we speak. im going to generate sooo many harambe meme heavens with the recently deceased. ohhhb i love stealing from artists hahaha aha

secured a date with immaculate shyt im the goat

oreo coke taste like shit

failed no nut november shit is corny anyway

just a normal thursday nothing spooky i assume

defo top 5 images oat

the most boring dry cis white woman you know is losing it over a man with a mullet

holyyyy shiiitt i’m GLLLAAAARRGIIIINNGGGG!!!!!!!!

brown sugar maple syrup bacon sandwich and cheese pizza for lunch how come my heart hasn’t stopped yet

he’s so dumb i cant. what a doofus

big three

absolutely

met a girl and immediately showed her black midi this is why im single

low taper fade 100%

bro

no calls my phone dry as hell !!!!!

hating

broke fein

i can’t read this

easily

End it

who is this PHONY

ngl.link/benook53041 i want entertainment pleaseeeeeee