They locked my Twitter

Hi

The urge to unblock him so he can witness the full-throttle multiple-cylinder resurgence of the brilliant, silver-tinted dissolution of my life that I refused to let him destroy

Addison

I look hot in a scary way this evening. Like in an unapproachable and austere way

Just looked at how many calories in a candied pecan there are as someone with deep Georgia ties do not text me I’m catatonic

Thinking about when oomf said I was either a double fakeout CIA agent or an aristocratic playboy

Wind was crazy on the bridge today

Me et ma clope out here making out super disgracefully on Wisconsin Avenue all the wispy white girls with the light blue ribbons in their hair and the three perfectly stacked lobe piercings and Aritzia shopping bags are clutching their pearls for dear life

Got a second date with a man who uses the 😂 emoji

Death threats in my DMs bc of #that tweet personally I think skinny people should have more impudent things said about them

NOOOO ANDY STOTT GET UP OFF THE FLOOR

Tteokbokki for my flu/covid immunisation convalescence slash cheat day

Like 9lb down and my chest looks a little weird but I’m not complaining because I’m having a disco tits moment

If your family is white and you live in the United States of America I do not want to hear the word ‘skinny shaming’ escape your lips

Thinking about her again

Hunter Biden … would

I feel like I would have really thrived if I was in my early 20s in the 2000s and not fucking now

Why do people keep saying I look like Pedro Pascal he’s like an oldhead😭😭😭😭😭

I will not be caught dead north of L Street in a fit that is unsuitable for display on Omotesando/Rue du Fbg St Honoré

Drunk in DC

Searching ‘vodka soda’ in Myfitnesspal

I need a certain Chicagoomf now

I have a habit of sending ‘drunk texts’ when in reality I’m 100% sober and was just curious slash too afraid to do it sober

I should be allowed to bludgeon a very specific man with a baseball bat whenever I see a copy of Slouching Towards Bethlehem in the wild

I will not put an up arrow in my Tinder bio I will not put an up arrow in my Tinder bio I will not put an up arrow in my Tinder bio I will not put an up arrow in my Tinder bio I will not put an up arrow in my Tinder bio I will not put an up arrow in my Tinder bio I will not put an up arrow in my

Men who post pictures of the food they’ve cooked are the biggest whores alive. Community hole and pole

Oomf took me to my first mass since I got back from Armenia I needed that … like ugh …

Saaaaaaaturgay

Writing this policy brief and drinking soooo much caffeine who want me

Who’s trying to make a grainy but well-lit and well filmed shaky cam video of us making out extremely messily for artistic purposes

The porn ads have two guys jerking off while smoking shisha with Bukhara rugs behind them society is progressing❤️

Teaaaaa

Waist on fuck blue lives this evening the cut is going saurrr well I say as I see spots in my peripheral vision

Just walked 20 mins in short shorts in the freezing cold to buy a 12 pack of sugar free monster. I can do this Chicago shit easy

Fiendishly h word lately idk why

If you need Raya to meet interesting and attractive and eligible people you have probably at some point in your journey failed as a human being

Genuinely love the Armenian language I love that I’m able to talk shit in it and express myself in it and modernise it and turn it into a language of high culture not every diasporan can say that

You be online doing mad research tryna cop some shit you seen me in first

Oomf said I had ‘the epitome of a top apartment’ like okay bitch

We don’t fuck he just pick me up from Trader Joe’s

Uyghur restaurant coming in clutch for a pre-dinner Thanksgiving day kaffeeklatsch

We’re about to see a lot of skinny men posting their abs like ‘soooooo bloated from all that food 😩’ and I am going to napalm every single one of their houses. Each one.

Ayn Rand gay ugly fat poor

Oomf is living his hot alt girl life in Tehran and idk if I’ve been more jealous

I am a typeface

Walking around my apartment stark naked is now

Wanna Get Fucked Up by Charli XCX is so important for a gay person who loves to spend entirely too much money in Georgetown

I’m going thru the Harvard historical archive on the Soviet social system for this paper and one Russian interviewee openly admits to Georgians and Armenians being more cultured than Russians thanks to their ancient history like LMFAO damn right bitch

What do y’all know about dining in Le Diplomate alone in an 11/10 fit just for the attention? Absolutely nothing