Not a vtuber, first of all But we -have- been getting a 3D model of our gijinka for... Reasons... More coming soon 👀

Batch 3 has closed, and Batch 4 has opened! Things discussed: Pricing(it’s not what you think), Vault Vote, and where Batch 2 is! We’ve received some initial feedback on VMK, so Batch 4 onwards, we’re intending to make some changes and fixes in our mini patch notes: viteramen.com/blogs/news/v...

LAST CALL FOR BATCH 3 Batch 3 closes TONIGHT, Monday, April 27th at 11:59PM PST! This is your last chance before Batch 3 closes. Batch 4 will deliver July - August. If you want to secure your spot for Batch 3 in June, then preorder NOW 👇 viteramen.com/collections/...

The Kuro Nyakiri: Villainess Edition April 21st. New Face. New Scales. New Steel. Vite Ramen x @girldm.com

Vite Ramen x @girldm.com April 21st.

Reduce innocent produce to ruins. Hunger only grows with strength. April 21st.

Our new packaging arrived, but it's not what we thought it'd be... Our new Vite Noodles packaging looked great... at least, on the screen. But now that we're holding it... It's wrong. We gotta fix it. So... Read more here: viteramen.com/blogs/news/o...

Making it quick-- Two mixes that are near their Best By Date(April 15th), so we need to get rid of them FAST Add them to your cart plus Vite Noodles and you’ll automatically get 75% off Get them now before they’re past their best by date! viteramen.com/collections/...

There's a reason it can feel like your body's started falling apart... But you can still eat delicious things to prove it, we threw our founder/CEO off a building, poured salt in his face, and more in order to-- ...who gave him a flamethrower and greatsword?! youtube.com/shorts/CYDGI...

For a Limited Time: Free Shipping and 35% off our Vite Titanium Chopsticks Anodized "55V Jade", when it gets bundled with Vite Noodles! They’re IN STOCK and ready to ship now! ...Or save yourself the work, and just get the pre-bundled pack instead :^) viteramen.com/products/vit...

deciding your dinner too hard, and cheetos seem easier? at least chuck them on Vite Noodles at least then you get 23g protein and 6g prebiotic fiber at least ...you can keep the cheetos too trust me on this one viteramen.com/products/vit...

Founder tiers disappear Friday, March 6th We opened Vite Creative Kitchen for us to be able to create the content that you’ve been asking for. VCK Founders have enabled us to create a new video w/ 3D animations and lightsaber fights Join and watch here today: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...

Last chance: code HALFPOUNDER for 15% off expires in ~19 hours. It’s ready to ship and will go out this week! Up to 42g protein per bowl in the shoyu tonkotsu or 37g in the savory miso version Dopamine needs protein. Why not fuel your brain and your body with ramen? viteramen.com/collections/...

Get 13 inches of @zentreya.bsky.social The 2nd wave of Zentreya’s Circuit Breaker knife has landed All previous orders are shipping out right now, and any Domestic USA orders placed this week will ship out next week! Get yours today: viteramen.com/products/zentreya-circuit-breaker-knife

We created an affiliate program that doesn't care about follower counts. It doesn't care about how many sales you make. It doesn't care about engagement rates. This is a program that lets creators do what they're best at: Create: viteramen.com/pages/cook-y...

New Year, new us. Happy Lunar New Year 2026! Naked Noods is now Vite Noodles, and... Well, I wrote a lot about it, and the new gijinka design. Read here: viteramen.com/products/vit...

Massaman Curry is BACK! Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods viteramen.com/eckhartsladder

Batch 1 has been going out slowly as things come in! Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th. After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot! Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...

if we had to do what they had to do at their age...

// INCOMING TRANSMISSION // The facility is under attack. Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond. Save the facility. February 9th. viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...

Feb 9th. @eckhartsladder.bsky.social x Vite Ramen drops again. Sign up: viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...

oops, uh, I totally forgot to send out a reminder email about batch 2 closing. So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week! If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now: viteramen.com/collections/... Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship! viteramen.com/collections/...

Final Day for BOGO50! viteramen.com/products/nak...

The biggest question we’ve gotten for Batch 2 is: Where are the variety packs? Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh. Y’all want it, so FULL SEND. Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE! viteramen.com/collections/...

ICYMI: A lot has happened! BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak... Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/... Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...

BOGO50 Naked Noods: buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount www.youtube.com/shorts/p6-qf...

Help open the Vite Creative Kitchen. Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know. viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...

Well. We’ve gone and FINALLY done it. New website front page is now operational! Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken! Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...? Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing! viteramen.com

All the projects I've started but couldn't continue... It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going. I want to create. More than anything. viteramen.com/pages/let-us...

Maintaining a good supply chain means predicting the future. Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way. Discover why we made the Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...

Body double co-working stream Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related twitch.tv/timjzheng

Can you fix ramen supply chains by punching it...? viteramen.com/blogs/news/h...

2025. This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump. It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential. Then, things started to fall through, one by one. viteramen.com/blogs/news/a...

We hope you've enjoyed our 12 days of Vite-mas and all the gifts we've done! The final gift: viteramen.com/collections/... Use code ' VITEMASCOMPLETE ' but there's only 1 code! Here's @timjzheng.bsky.social and @snek4.bsky.social singing the whole song they wrote together:

🎶 On the 11th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: Exclusive Beta Access 🎵 Day 11: Exclusive Beta Access to the entire VKS set, 70% off! Use code ' VKSVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 2 codes available! Missed the code? You can use code '12DAYSOFVITEMAS' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶 On the 10th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS 🎵 Day 10: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS, 70% off! Use code ' BGRADEKNIVES ' but hurry; only 3 codes available! Missed the code? That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: 6-7 DONHIKI🎵 Day 6-7: DONHIKI, 67% off! Use code ' 67DONHIKI ' but hurry; only 6 codes available! Missed the code? That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: 6-7 SHADOWBRINGERS🎵 Day 6-7: SHADOWBRINGER, 67% off! Use code ' SHADOWVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 6-7 codes available! Missed the code? That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶On the fifth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: 8 SNEAKY SNEKS.🎵 Day 5: Tsuchinoko Snek Plushie, 40% off! Use code ' SNEAKYSNEKS ' but hurry; only 8 codes available! Missed the code? That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶On the fourth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: Any Shirt We Have.🎵 Day 4: Our entire apparel catalogue, 40% off! Use code ' ANYANDALLSHIRTS ' but hurry; only 9 codes available! Missed the code? You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶On the third day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: Some Glass Cups.🎵 Day 3: Donhiki Measuring Beaker, 40% off. Use code GLASSCUPS but hurry; only 10 codes available! Missed the code? That's okay! You can use code 12DAYSOFVITEMAS for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

🎶On the second day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me: A cute lil' plush.🎵 Day 2: Shadow Oni-ion Keychain Plushie, 40% off. Use code " LILONIION " but hurry; only 11 codes available! Missed the code? You can use code " 12DAYSOFVITEMAS " for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!

If you've never tried spicy seiso with brisket... 👀

There's still a chance to get super lucky and get ONE OF THREE SSR Vault Box that contains $1,600 value in premium vtuber collaboration kitchen knives, cutting boards, kitchenware, merch, and more! A third of the jackpot SSR vault boxes now have found a home, leaving only two thirds left!

Two of our most popular flavors Yuzu Shoyu and Spicy Seiso are HERE and available. In stock. Ready to ship straight to your door. With NEW artwork and a NEW v3.1 formula update! Plus, every bundle order includes Yuzu and Seiso art postcards!

My dream isn’t Vite Ramen. But when I spent 35 hours coloring this to get closer to my dream, only to trash it and start over? I could only feel like I was procrastinating. Shouldn't you be doing something productive..? This story is too long for Bluesky. Check out the link below for more!

We've enlisted some help for Black Friday! Make sure to say "Thank you Bwoopy!" when your package is delivered! Lucky Boxes are a randomized assortment of items from our vault, and EVERY Lucky Box averages DOUBLE what you pay! Many are even more! Character & art: @a2ziegler.bsky.social

2025 sucked for everyone. So we're giving you a GUARANTEED WIN. Lucky Boxes are a randomized assortment of items from our vault, and EVERY Lucky Box averages DOUBLE what you pay! Many are even more! Get super lucky, and get ONE OF THREE SSR Vault Box that contains $1,600 value!

Some knives and gear came through that got... lost from corporate inventory. VKS kits, with full system access. No serial numbers, no tracking logs, no owner records. The kind of FeedHub equipment that's supposed to stay locked to corporate contracts. You in? viteramen.com/pages/vks-gr...