Is Pete just mad because he can't grow a beard?

I'm not entirely convinced you can "warn" someone towards peace. Feels a bit like a peace plan with a gun to your head.

“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his closest friend, Jeffrey Epstein.” These anonymous, badass artists are the ones who deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

Couldn't make this shit up if you tried. It's like calling in the f*cking KKK to provide aid after the Tulsa race massacre.

This f*cked up little creep is not welcome here and he knows it. Now he wants to ruin it for the rest of us. Maybe stop being an absolute monster and you might get invited to more brunches, bro...

Xi, Putin, and Kim walk into a bar...

"I like the xenophobia but I still wanna be able to shoot people."

Another preventable tragedy. If only all these thoughts and prayers would f*cking kick in already.

At least they're doing *something* useful. Why they need to be in uniform to do yard work is beyond me, though.

We march on September 6th 🤘

Your tax dollars at work, folks. But at least you don't have healthcare.

It's hard to imagine this genocide could get any worse, but I think it's about to get a lot worse. The US is f*cked, but we need more countries to recognize the Palestinian state and actually do something for the Palestinian people.

Zelensky with the shade 👏

Know your rights. Check out @freedcproject.bsky.social to learn more and get involved if you can. Oh, and f*ck Trump and his sad little army of goons ✌️

"White House announces more aggressive review of Smithsonian museums" They don't have enough whiteout for this level of historical revision.

You know what doesn't fix homelessness? Criminalizing it.

"FBI dispatches agents to D.C. streets as Trump vows crackdown on crime" Careful out there, fellow DCers, Trump is literally going power crazy like the little punk ass he is. Travel in pairs, don't instigate, and record shit if you can. F*ck these guys.

I find it helps to tell people to "calm down."

"Speedway Slammer" jfc This whole administration is a horrifying combination of dumb as hell and heartless.

Some folks get real nitpicky when it comes to the definition of terms like "fascist" and "genocide" instead of focusing on the fascism and genocide.

If you're too much of a wuss to visit a city or ride public transit, I don't think you should be making policy decisions.

Always sucks when someone plants your name in files that don't exist.

Trump is so obviously guilty of way more f*cked up stuff than we've already seen. He continues to do and say all the things only the guiltiest of pricks would do or say. The President's a pedo and needs to be in prison.

A few notes on genocide: 1. It should never happen. 2. It happens all the time. 3. It's currently happening in Gaza with substantial US support. 4. With our current trajectory, it's going to happen in the US.

This administration punches you in the face while demanding a thank you.

Those wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Nazis are brilliant.

Dear Jeffrey, I love doing sex crimes with you. Love, Donald

"A major problem in recent weeks, the UN says, has been that it is struggling to get commitments from the Israeli military that Palestinians will not be killed while trying to collect aid from its convoys."

Do you ever think that maybe these guys don't have our best interests in mind?

Manosphere bros seem to have a general, broad misunderstanding of comics, punk rock, video games other than Call of Duty, etc.

Sometimes you just gotta chuck a rock 🪨 #eldenring #trickshots 🎮

"Trump’s team has been accused of defying one in three judges who have ruled against them in more than 160 lawsuits." So I guess what happens when Trump defies the courts is nothing? Could've sworn we were talking about constitutional crises at one point.

"Make Indians Great Again" says one of the most racist-ass, colonizy, fascist white dudes in history.

ICE agents are infamously cowardly.

If you're an adult confused by pronouns, you shouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery, let alone run for office.

Trump keeps making himself look almost comically guilty.

I will say the GOP has done a remarkable job the last few decades building a strong constituency that they don't represent in the slightest.

They need to introduce a policy banning sitting Presidents from playing golf. That tiny-handed bastard would be out of the White House faster than you can say "Epstein."

An administration by the sex traffickers, for the sex traffickers.

My favorite thing about "alpha males" is how f*cking hard they try to be "alpha males."

The thing just called itself MechaHitler. Let's ease up on the softass language, guys.

If it helps, we were over-policed and had overly militarized police in America before the big bullshit bill. Now ICE is the most heavily-funded domestic terror group in the world.

Suicide is the number one cause of murder in Russia.

My first home-grown jalapeños 🌶🎉

Israel just killed civilians in Tehran. The "self-defense" argument is getting flimsier and flimsier.

The real tragedy is that these have to be the dumbest motherf*ckers in history to try pulling off a fascism, and they're succeeding.

Daily reminder that no person can be "illegal" and calling people "illegals" is psycho fascist behavior.

Literally just an evil child doodling on one of the most devastating pieces of legislation in US history.

Most Americans seem to have a unique inability to empathize with anyone outside of their immediate line of sight.