I’m steadily building up my stash of cigars. The cigars with the 40% band are from the ‘League of Fat Bastards’ cigar company who donate 40% of their profits to men’s mental health charities.

America: Did you order the code Red? Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID! America: Uhm, it’s a crime. Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.

I love a Hawaiian shirt, I have 6 of them. To me, a Hawaiian shirt has to have two key features, otherwise it’s just a shirt. 1) It has to say ‘Made in Hawaii on it’s label 2) It has to have buttons made out of coconut. I have zero desire to visit Hawaii while Trump’s regime is still in power.

This Fkn shit is posted by the US ‘Secretary of Defence’. Trumpist scum. These fucking people need to die in prison.

@profanity.accountant count up please

So, Trump and his coterie of lickspittle traitors are conspiring with Russian oligarchs to get the USA to convince Ukraine to capitulate to Russia so those scum can rape Ukrainian resources for their own enrichment. The US regime is literally an enemy of western civilisation.

So, after he dies in prison, what happens to the repugnant human beings who, despite seeing what a disgusting, corrupt, murderous pedophile he is, continue to support him? Do they get tarred and feathered? Maybe wall off Alaska and banish them there, near to their beloved Russia.

I asked AI how many times has the phrase, ‘Trump sparks outrage’ or similar variations of it, have appeared in the media. The answer can be summarized as so often, it’s impossible to count, so…’Countless times’. A US president, or anyone, shouldn’t spark outrage too often to be counted.

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So, unless I’m mistaken. Trump is going to have his notoriously racist and xenophobic department of Homeland security examine every Afghan who fled to the USA, after supporting the USA in their failed efforts to democratise Afghanistan, and risked their lives, to flee the Taliban, for paperwork?

We’re having the house painted. Have gone a few shades lighter. We have a large west facing wall that gets full sun, from midday. On a hot day in the summer, the living area behind the west facing wall is/was like an oven. No longer, it’s transformed from very warm, to cool inside. Awesome!

The yanks love to crap on about how they ‘saved your ass’ to the Western Allies in WW2. The yanks made a contribution late in WW1. They also eventually made a meaningful contribution in WW2. But it’s fair to say, the US Military has fucked up, and failed in every single conflict since.

The greatest version of the greatest war protest song of all time. Written by American singer-songwriter Pete Seeger in 1955. Inspired lyrically by the traditional Cossack folk song "Koloda-Duda", The Kingston Trio though. Invariably brilliant, in their interpretation of anything they took on.

I like the fact that in New Zealand, there’s an Axe throwing bar. With actual axes. You drink alcohol, and throw axes at wooden targets across the room. Sweet Axe. What could possibly go wrong?

I love my new hatstand.

This is one of the coolest things on the internet. This Le Mans car, doing a lap of the Nurburgring. Nothing else on 2 wheels or 4, could do this quicker. Now, imagine doing this for hours, at night, in traffic, while it’s raining. Ferocious acceleration and braking. Extraordinary, incredible!

In other news. If you want to say thanks for stuff on Thanksgiving, but don’t have much to be thankful for. You can use the ‘thanks giving’ I wrote. It’s suitable for all occasions.

Trump is 100% a Russian asset. No question. What I want to know. Is he an unwitting, useful idiot, stupid enough to allow himself to be manipulated by Putin? Is he promoting Russian interests because they’ve got Kompromat on him? Or is he an agent, placed by Russia. It can only be one of these 3.

Trump to Ukrainians. You’ve got a week to accept the Russian supplied surrender conditions or we’re not giving you any more guns. Ukraine to Trump… Quiet Piggy.

You know how utterly, absolutely, 100% fucked the USA is right now? I’d rather have George Fucking Bush and Dick Fucking Cheney in charge. That is fucking insane!

Why the fuck does anyone let the yanks anywhere near a peace agreement for Ukraine? Peace in Ukraine is the Russians fucking off back to their shit hole country. Let the Europeans help arm Ukraine now that Russia is fucked anyway. Tell the yanks to fuck right off.

It’s vital to remember the yanks wailing about Trump being president elected him by default. You fucking cunts created an environment where a monstrous piece of shit like Trump, could get elected, twice!! You fucking people have created this fucking shit hole country where this cunt is President.

The simple reality is. Ukraine and Europe have to combine to defeat Russia. The USA is a pariah state that can’t be trusted. The USA under the Russian agent installed as President, supports Russian interests. Russia has to be defeated on the battlefield in Ukraine, then in the USA.

I’m seeing lots of posts about leaf blowers, then I remembered it’s autumn in the Northern Hemisphere. Here in New Zealand, leaf blowers are available, but not really a thing. I also recalled that yanks call Autumn, ‘Fall’…

Random thought. What sort of person, in 2025, applies for a job with a big tobacco company. What sort of individual, wants to work for a company that manufactures and sells cancer, to addicts?

Mini history lesson. Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, and Kosovo, used to be called, Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia broke up coz Yugoslavians hated each other. In WW2, Yugoslavia had more dead than USA and UK combined. Mostly Yugoslavians killing each other.

Quiet Piggy

Observation. I worked in the media industry in London through the 80’s and early 90’s. I worked with a lot of gay guys. Every single one of them had really bad breath….Anyone been near Trump after he’d spent time being subservient to Ray Cohn?

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Trumps mouth look like the repeatedly fucked sphincter of a bum sex fan?

Yeah he did…

Fuck Russia, Fuck the USA.

So, a photo, from a few years ago, when I lived in England. My dogs, Houndy, Pip, and ‘the special one’. Cuddled up on the sofa together on a snowy winter afternoon.

Memories. The Clash reminded us the USA were a bunch of cunts back in 1977. Frankly. The yanks have behaved like cunts since the end of WW2.

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No, Yanks though. You elected the worst fucking human being alive as your president. You saw what an utter cunt he is. He promised to be even more of a cunt if you elected him again, and you fucking did. I don’t give a fuck how many good yanks hate this. You cunts elected him, twice!! Fuck you all.

What did the Presley women see in Pedophiles? Elvis was a Pedo. Priscilla was 14. Their daughter, Lisa Marie hooked up with famous little boy fan, Michael Jackson. It’s all a bit grubby.

Russia, Russia, Russia…Indeed, you bloviating fucking traitor, and pedo.

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Odd is a little too kind. This is the dumbest idea in the history of dumb fucking ideas.

Big update here. In a Truth Social post, he walks back what he said on af1 and says he'll release "what they're entitled to." LOL. Well there ya go. Anything mentioning him they're not "entitled to," I'm sure!

The Auckland rescue helicopter fund raising raffle, is everything that’s wrong with Auckland. Out of touch with everything about New Zealand. The tickets start at $100 and the prize is the motoring equivalent of a ‘Prince Albert’. A Lamborghini is a pretentious car, for cunts

I don’t care who you are. How fucking dare you DM me, begging for interactions about your fucking book. Fuck off

My message to anyone, in any community, anywhere. If you’re mowing lawns, strimming, revving engines, making any sort of engine based noise after about 3pm on a Sunday afternoon. You’re a cunt. Fuck you. That’s relaxing Sunday nap time. I don’t give a fuck why you need to make noise.

Imagine the mind of the colonist fuckwit who brought fucking Sparrows to New Zealand? He landed on a country covered in forest full of the most incredible song birds in the world and decided, ‘yes, what we need to add here are small annoying brown birds’. What a cunt.

The BBC was fucking stupid to edit Trump. The strongest case against Trump has always been the endless stream of filth and lies that spew from his disgusting maw. You don’t have to edit it, just record it and press play. FFS!

Jeeez, I wonder what’s going to happen when the USA invades Venezuela looking for Fentanyl factories and all they find are oil wells? 🤔