Lucian K. Truscott IV
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I guess it’s luck on our part that Donald Trump is such an incompetent fool that we have lost the war with Iran, because it’s likely that no more of our people will be killed, and no more Iranian civilians will die.
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I just want to scream
I didn’t realize until this afternoon how much of a vacation my series of columns about mandatory chapel at West Point had been for me.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/i-just-want-to-scream
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With everyone in Trump’s administration taking example from the biggest no-nothing of them all, it isn’t just know-nothing-ism that’s on the march. It’s gin-soaked-know-nothing-ism, and Trump himself doesn’t even have alcohol abuse as an excuse.
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Whatever happened to expertise?
As a writer, I haven’t spent very much time working for what we now call the mainstream media.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/whatever-happened-to-expertise
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Trump will squeak and moan and whine and brag on Truth Social that he “won” in Iran. Iran will know the truth, and they will make sure that the whole world knows what a pitiful helpless crumbling lying fool is Donald Trump.
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Iran’s strategy for dealing with Trump: Wait. Wait some more. Keep waiting. He'll cave.
I’ve heard there were a few developments while I was writing the West Point Chapel Case chapters.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/irans-strategy-for-dealing-with-trump
3 days ago
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It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Hegseth tries to re-institute mandatory chapel attendance at West Point and the other Academies. The virus of religious prejudice is like measles, the most transmissible disease there is.
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The West Point Chapel Case – Chapter Six
Having come within one very tense Superintendent’s Board of not graduating from West Point, I can’t tell you that I had very high hopes for my nascent army career.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case-chapter-bc1
5 days ago
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I said, that’s bullshit, Dad. But it wasn’t. When I got in the Army, I knew more than any 22-year-old Second Lieutenant should know about men and power and the army. That knowledge and what I did with it would end my career almost exactly one year later.
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The West Point Chapel Case – Chapter Five-and-a-half
This is kind of embarrassing.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case-chapter-d15
6 days ago
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In my army personnel file was a letter on White House stationery from Brigadier General Alexander Haig. It was a warning that this officer, Truscott, was a known radical who was disloyal to the army and was suspected of being a Communist.
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The West Point Chapel Case -- Chapter Five
Alexander M.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case-chapter-81f
7 days ago
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Haig took his feet off his desk and slapped a little stack of papers, saying they were the requests we had handed in to the finance department. Glaring at me, he said, I know what you’re up to. This is a way to go after mandatory chapel, isn’t it?
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The West Point Chapel Case – Chapter Four
Being a cadet changed in important ways every year.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case-chapter-b9b
8 days ago
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How Trump Is Breaking Our Military | Stuart Stevens Talks to Author Lucian Truscott
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How Trump Is Breaking Our Military | Stuart Stevens Talks to Author Lucian Truscott
"The difference between then and now is we don't have anybody serious in this government, from the president on down."
https://www.lincolnsquare.media/p/how-trump-is-breaking-our-military?r=45ixm&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
8 days ago
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We’re talking about the year 1967, what you might call a pivotal year for the country and the war in Vietnam. The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper album was released. Jimi Hendrix came out with his important first album, Are You Experienced.
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The West Point Chapel Case – Chapter Three
Some context might be be useful before we dive back into things.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case-chapter-8a2
9 days ago
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We have broken our own hearts and the hearts of everyone who once believed in us as a beacon of freedom for the rest of the world. It is left to us to turn the lights on again and power them without killing ourselves and the living things around us.
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We are breaking the heart of the world
As species Ignoramus Americanus, our behavior during this century has been disastrous for the planet and its people.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/we-are-breaking-the-heart-of-the
10 days ago
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Taking the day off. It's my birthday!
The telegram from Fukuoka, Japan, is addressed to my maternal grandmother, Virginia Harloe.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/taking-the-day-off-its-my-birthday
11 days ago
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I reported to the office of the brand new colonel who had just been assigned to be the Third Regimental Tactical Officer. His name was Colonel Alexander M. Haig. Yes, that Alexander M. Haig.
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The West Point Chapel Case – Chapter Two
I remember like it was yesterday the summer I sat down to write the novel that became Dress Gray at a folding table in the house I had rented in Sag Harbor.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case-chapter
12 days ago
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Roy Cohn would be so proud.
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Melania denies that she did anything she would need to deny with the guy she denies knowing while denying she ever flew on the his plane or visited his island with his pimp whom she denies knowing
Roy Cohn would be so proud.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/melania-denies-that-she-did-anything
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In four years at West Point, I don’t think I told anyone I was a descendent of Jefferson. I certainly did not tell any of the West Point authorities with whom a few years later I would do battle over the issue of mandatory chapel.
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The West Point Chapel Case
I’m sure that you’ve read about Hegseth’s firing of the general in charge of army chaplains, as well as his invocation of the name of God to justify the war on Iran.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-west-point-chapel-case
13 days ago
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I guess we have reached the sad nadir as a nation that we should be thankful Trump is an outrageous crook. The only thing that’s saving us, and the world, from Trump using a nuclear weapon is his greed.
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Forty days of war crimes
How do you lose a war against a country with one-tenth the wealth of the U.S.?
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/forty-days-of-war-crimes
14 days ago
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As a wartime president, he is just the same hollow poseur he’s always been. He didn’t get a victory, he got the same sort of lame-ass withdrawal that has ended every other war we have fought since 1945.
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It’s not TACO, it’s chicken nuggets
We don’t have the fine print yet, and even if we did, it would be meaningless, but the big news just after 6:30 tonight is that Trump has agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Iran.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/its-not-taco-its-chicken-nuggets
15 days ago
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I decided to finally accomplish my taking-a-night-off mission with photos of me and our cats, because there is no need, tonight at least, to further annoy and disturb my loyal readers, because cats good and Trump bad.
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A man and two of his several cats
That’s our most recent rescue stray, Little, who as you can see has made herself a comfortable home with Tracy and me and Ruby and Box Cat and Tuli and Uno and Gracie.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/a-man-and-two-of-his-several-cats
16 days ago
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Donald Trump will never learn what people without his privilege have known all their lives. It is why he will lose his war on Iran, and he will lose the war he has waged against his own people in his own country. He is a bully and we aren’t.
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I’m going to punch you in the nose
You don’t forget the first time a bully tries to push you around.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/im-going-to-punch-you-in-the-nose
17 days ago
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Physically, he resembles a hunched-over half-speed Frankenstein monster, and he goes from jabbering like a magpie to mumbling like an animated corpse in a horror movie, sometimes within moments. And it’s all business as usual to the mainstream media.
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Don’t believe a syllable of what they’ve told us about the war on Iran
I don’t believe that wars are like rock concerts, where the press gets VIP tickets and gets to talk to the band backstage after the show.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/dont-believe-a-syllable-of-what-theyve
18 days ago
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I have to say that I am glad my father and my grandfathers are dead and buried and are not here to see the desecration of the service to this country which they loved and to which they dedicated their lives.
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Why Hegseth’s firings and interference in military promotions are so dangerous
Pentagon staffers have reportedly begun referring to their big boss, Pete Hegseth, as Dumb McNamara, a reference to the Secretary of Defense under Lyndon Johnson who oversaw the disastrous U.S.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/why-hegseths-firings-and-interference
19 days ago
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This is where we find ourselves, We have a physically ill and mentally disabled president and a war overseen by a dry drunk Christian nationalist with Nazi tattoos on his body who has compared the war against a nation of Muslims to the Crusades.
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Yet another day when you just can’t make this shit up
I was going to write a column tonight about Trump’s -- uh, what should it be called?
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/yet-another-day-when-you-just-cant
20 days ago
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I would employ the satirical phrase from the movie “Borat” – “Is this a great country, or what?” – except for the sad fact that Trump and MAGA Republicans have made it nearly impossible to satirize the state in which we find ourselves in 2026.
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I’ll bet you don’t have one of these
I listened to the entire Supreme Court hearing on the case challenging the constitutionality of Donald Trump’s executive order nullifying the Birthright Citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, and n...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/ill-bet-you-dont-have-one-of-these
21 days ago
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Oil tankers are on fire and missiles and drones are landing in the Middle East and oil and gas prices going up, and the only regime change I can see on the horizon is right here at home in November when the Republican regime loses control of Congress.
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A vacillating, befuddled, confused, meandering, occasionally dozing Donald Trump now thinks he's hosting "Deal or No Deal."
Donald J.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/a-vacillating-befuddled-confused
22 days ago
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Trump said, “We’re going to win so much that you’re going to be sick and tired. You’re going to say, Please let us have at least one loss.” Well, we’re going to get a big one that he is not prepared for. We’ll need more than Pete Hegseth praying for us.
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How to lose three wars at once
The short answer to that question is, be Donald Trump.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/how-to-lose-three-wars-at-once
23 days ago
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Let's remember how truly loathsome this monster is
He was best friends with a convicted pedophile.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/lets-remember-how-truly-loathsome
25 days ago
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If life makes you angry, deal with it. You are not going to run out the clock. Because you are human, the rules dictate that the clock is going to outrun you. In the meantime, as my mother counseled, be kind to others. You, and they, will live longer.
luciantruscott.substack.com/p/to-be-human
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To be human
It’s getting harder and harder to identify actual human beings, isn’t it?
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/to-be-human
26 days ago
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As soldiers from the 82nd Airborne Division arrive in the Middle East fully equipped for Trump’s war, he will depart the White House tomorrow for Palm Beach, Florida, where he will spend the weekend playing golf.
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Another day, another zombie apocalypse
It’s Thursday.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/another-day-another-zombie-apocalypse
27 days ago
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They have been there a long time. What we want from them has been there even longer. If you think I’m talking about oil and the war in Iran and Trump trying to negotiate his way out of it, I am. But I’m also talking about buying rugs in the Middle East.
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The 2,000-year-old Persian rug problem
They have been there a long time.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-2000-year-old-persian-rug-problem
28 days ago
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If we survive the next year without a nuclear accident or an intentional explosion somewhere in the Middle East, it will be a miracle. In the meantime, we wrestle to find meaning in a maelstrom that has made us afraid for ourselves and for each other.
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Zig zagging between fear and mortal dread
One of the pleasures of writing this column, in fact, one of the pleasures of being a writer is the opportunity to live in two worlds at once.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/zig-zagging-between-fear-and-mortal
29 days ago
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Trump and Bibi? Watch what they do, not what they say. Trumps likes bombing things, but he loves money and power even more, and both are slipping away from him in Iran.
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Who gets a vote about how this war ends?
In the memorable words of former Secretary of Defense James Mattis, the enemy gets a vote.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/who-gets-a-vote-about-how-this-war
30 days ago
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It’s not boots. It’s human beings. In the case of Trump administration rhetoric, those human beings are soldiers. Boots are inanimate objects until they are laced onto the feet of soldiers.
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What “boots on the ground” really means
It’s not boots.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/what-boots-on-the-ground-really-means
about 1 month ago
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Let’s be brief: If Trump orders American soldiers into Iran, it will be a bloodbath.
luciantruscott.substack.com/p/bloodbath
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Bloodbath
My friend Terrence Goggin, who writes the excellent Substack newsletter “West Point History Professor” — and yes, he did teach me history at the Academy back in the stone age — published an excellent ...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/bloodbath
about 1 month ago
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Trump explained that it wouldn’t have been a surprise. “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? OK, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” You could have fried an egg on the top of the head of Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi.
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Greed is the only thing keeping Trump from dropping a nuke on Iran
Trump has been flirting with the idea of using nuclear weapons since he ran for office in 2016.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/greed-is-the-only-thing-keeping-trump
about 1 month ago
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The drilling into my head was almost over, but CNN wasn’t. The Pentagon announced that it had begun dropping 1,000-pound bombs on targets in Iran, further “degrading” whatever had not been “degraded” already.
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I had a root canal today. Having my head drilled felt like every other day of Trump’s 14 months in office.
CNN was on the office TV when I sat down in the chair.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/i-had-a-root-canal-today-having-my
about 1 month ago
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Maybe if his cabinet gets around to invoking the 25th Amendment and throws drooling pincushion Trump out of office, they can find a way to appoint Joe Kent in his stead.
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Dogpaddling through tonight's load of shit
I was going to write something about this Loser Nobody Ever Heard Of Joe Kent, who resigned from a Job Nobody Knew He Had at the National Counterterrorism Center, an Organization Nobody Has Paid Atten...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/dogpaddling-through-tonights-load
about 1 month ago
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Wars are overwhelming because so many people have died for such ridiculous reasons. Trump is just another ridiculous reason in a long, long list of them. To the Iranians, he’s not even a ruler of a rival empire, except in his own mind.
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The many, many wars fought by the empire that became Iran
Donald Trump is not the first ruler who thought he could push around Iran, which used to be known as Persia, and before that was an area of the world ruled by the Akkadians, the Sumerians, the Assyria...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/the-many-many-wars-fought-by-the
about 1 month ago
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Death, destruction, depression, despair and disgust are its results, from which neither Iran nor the world will soon recover. For now, let us gaze upon Gracie, whose beauty and easy elegance I hope will help to lift all our spirits.
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My night off with Gracie
Gracie, another of our strays rescued from an icy winter by Tracy, came equipped with five unexpected extra guests born three years ago in our sun room behind the spokes of a bicycle wheel, her safe p...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/my-night-off-with-gracie
about 1 month ago
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The proverbial rats are jumping off the proverbial ship. How is Trump going to convince Iran to stop attacking oil tankers and let shipping resume? Say “I’m sorry” and stop the bombing? Regime change is coming, all right. Donald Trump’s.
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You know who’s fighting a war for regime change? Iran, and they’re winning. It’s Trump’s regime that’s threatened.
Iran has Donald Trump right where they want him: Trapped in the Strait of Hormuz like an oil tanker wearing a suit and red tie and a pair of Florsheim’s.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/you-know-whos-fighting-a-war-for
about 1 month ago
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This war will go down in history. So will the man who started it, as the biggest loser of this century.
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Iran’s war of pinpricks that bleed gallons
The wars carried out by the United States against Iraq and Afghanistan are not perfectly analogous to Trump’s war on Iran, but they are close enough.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/irans-war-of-pinpricks-that-bleed
about 1 month ago
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Little Cat is not out there in the storm raging outside. She is watching me doing my reading for tomorrow’s column. For Tracy and me and the rest of the animals, it’s a very good feeling to have her in our family.
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Little Cat update
She has moved from behind the monitor to the padded perch attached to my desk.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/little-cat-update
about 1 month ago
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Does it matter that Trump ordered the U.S. military to carry out an operation to kidnap a foreign leader that resulted in his gaining access to and control of $2 billion? All this is reported as if these are normal things that happen in the United States.
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Inside the pure babble of the Trump twilight zone
Someone wrote on Facebook – I don’t know who, I’ve lost the post – describing Donald Trump as he walked away from the press conference at his Doral golf resort yesterday.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/inside-the-pure-babble-of-the-trump
about 1 month ago
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“I have a plan for everything. You’ll be very happy,” Trump said today. He also said he doesn’t remember ever meeting Jeffrey Epstein, his poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen, and tiny plastic pigs will fall out of the sky.
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Memory hole, meet Iran war.
Donald Trump, speaking at a press conference at his golf club in Doral, Florida, because of course that is where you announce big decisions, today said that the war against Iran will end “very soon.”
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/memory-hole-meet-iran-war
about 1 month ago
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I can assure you that after this war, as it has been true after every war, the dead will speak louder than any of the noise we hear from the man who ordered them into a war nobody wanted and that neither they, nor the world deserved.
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With a madman in charge
Where do you start?
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/with-a-madman-in-charge
about 1 month ago
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It’s really something to be witness to a stray becoming a housecat. Little by little, she’s moving into the crew and becoming one of the Harris/Truscotts. Welcome inside, Little Cat. We love you!
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Saturday new cat report
Tiger, our rescue stray whom we’ve begun calling Little Cat because she’s about half the size of our big home-born tomcat Uno, has been settling into life in the Harris/Truscott Manse and is well on h...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/saturday-new-cat-report
about 2 months ago
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Our military should pack up and go home before more of its members die in Trump’s fruitless attempt to distract from everything that is driving him crazy here at home. It’s not our war, it’s Trump’s war, and after just one week, he is already losing it.
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How does this end? It ends when Iran says so, not Donald Trump.
The most important thing General David Petraeus did during his multiple tours in Iraq and his command of allied forces in Afghanistan was not “the surge” he conceived in Iraq in 2007.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/how-does-this-end-it-ends-when-iran
about 2 months ago
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Noem’s departure is the first instance of Trump getting rid of one of his disastrous cabinet officials. Watch this space. He will soon be looking for someone to blame for his chaotic “war” with Iran.
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Luxo-jet dog-killer Kristi Noem is out
President Donald Trump announced today that Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin, whose difficulties with stringing two s...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/luxo-jet-dog-killer-kristi-noem-is
about 2 months ago
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Maybe they should just call it a “special military operation,” Vladimir Putin’s term for "war." It’s perfect, in a twisted, horrid, unthinkable way: They not only don’t know what they’re doing, they can’t even agree on what to call it.
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Five days of bombs, over 1,000 dead, and they’re quibbling over the word “war.”
I have tried to avoid writing the following sentence for more than ten years, but the day is finally here:
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/five-days-of-bombs-over-1000-dead
about 2 months ago
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Don’t you get it? Real men don’t prepare for war. They make war! Watch out! I see a bearded Mullah who’s getting away! Lethality that evil bastard! We don’t need no stinking plan! It’s in God’s plan!
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How to plan for a war of choice you didn’t have a plan to plan for
The problem with a country that is protected on its east and west and south by oceans and to its north by a sheet of ice is that everything you do to practice defending your nation is done by pretendi...
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/how-to-plan-for-a-war-of-choice-you
about 2 months ago
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“When I hear that sound, that beautiful sound behind me, it means money," Trump said. We will learn at some time in the future what Donald Trump’s war has been all about. He can hear the pile drivers for his ballroom, but he can’t hear the bombs.
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I watched Trump’s Medal of Honor ceremony today. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
This is a photograph of an explosion in Tehran.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/i-watched-trumps-medal-of-honor-ceremony
about 2 months ago
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He’s bombing and killing little girls in Iran and partying at Mar a Lago wearing a gold tie. We’ve been wondering if there could be a new low that is even lower than the older low that Trump could reach, and ladies and gentlemen, we have our answer.
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Trump tells Iran: “You better not shoot back! It will make me very mad!"
What he actually said was, “WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!” But whatever.
https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/trump-tells-iran-you-better-not-shoot
about 2 months ago
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