being in a metal band is so cute. like, oh you play musical dungeons and dragons with your adult male friends

democracy dies in dumbass

PSA: alanis morrisettes father is called alan. alan morrisette

started out bearish/ended up bullish

lorde’s in the toilet again

“that looks like a blokes face don’t it? with a man’s body” - british woman to her husband at the art museum

me getting transformed into a mug:

every time i see an adult human in public reading a harry potter book i wanna just take my brain out of my head and yeet it into the sun

it me. the guy who yells “ya-hoo” every time nirvana plays a meat puppets song in “nirvarna unplugged” albums

sorry to say but simultaneously being a blonde and a “redhead” is unrealistic

horse tastes nice

throwing c to the w and having a berroca mixed with soda water

i’m looking california, however i’m feeling: minnesota

excited to experience the music stylings of “the living end” at the whammy tn

yo me and the boys hemisyncing this weekend if you wanna “link”

modulated zithers amirite

when you’re trying real hard to remember someone’s name and finally realise it’s the same name as your name: the george jacob jingleheimer paradox i call it

geez. life sux, huh?

last rites? over my dead body