what my vagina was known as freshman year

1/15/25 When your two fucked up fetishes both join the party

1/14/25 Washington D.C. is also known as __________

1/13/25 When you use a buttered flour tortilla to rub one out

1/12/25 Aye aye shithead

1/11/25 If you fail to properly wipe, you’ll end up with a __________ on your ass

1/10/25 When cameltoe becomes infected

1/9/25 The babysitter’s resume highlighted her achievements in __________

1/8/25 What 13 year old me jacked off to

1/7/25 Show some respect! Your grandmother and I built this house with our bare hands and nothing but 100% pure __________

1/6/25 The newest pedophile foot fetish site

1/5/25 When the cum trickles down her thunder thighs

1/4/25 The City of Brotherly Love. And by Brotherly Love we mean an older stepbrother buttfucking a nine year old. Disgusting ass city.

1/3/25 That douchebag that went to your high school and brought Smirnoff Ice to the parties

1/2/25 Shootin’ blanks

1/1/25 *knocks on door, chewing cud* I’m here for the __________

12/31/24 She was so fucking scared, she soaked herself with a __________

12/30/24 Where have you kids been?

12/20/24 Robot cum

12/19/24 These queens don’t get tiaras, they get herpes

12/18/24 There’s a shitload of sour cream on that __________

12/17/24 This tea tastes like shit

12/16/24 The US House of Representatives, e.g.

12/15/24 There’s cum all over this room, must have been a bunch of dudes __________

12/14/24 Shitload of boats floated through those wetlands

12/13/24 Why the hell you think Uncle Karl so dumb? He spent 20 years on the __________

12/12/14 When you’re 13, absolutely nothing gets you harder than some one else’s __________

12/11/24 Hay gurl u coold be uh internet sensation

12/10/24 During the heist, the voluptuous redhead flashed me to distract me- she hit me with the __________

12/9/24 I bet that Chewbacca has a huge dick

12/8/24 BOOOOOOM!!! TOUGH ACTIN’ (does not work on chlamydia)

12/7/24 Hubba hubba

12/6/24 Like a bar crawl, but at an orgy

12/5/24 Known far and wide as the supreme pooping authority

12/4/24 The most trauma any child can handle

12/3/24 Sure, just whip that out anywhere

12/2/24 *sweating profusely* I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED __________

12/1/24 What your mom calls me

11/30/24 Ass or titties? Well actually, I fancy myself as more of a __________

11/29/24 That dude is walking funny, he must have a bad case of __________

11/28/24 I just smoked a whole bowl and I am _________

11/27/24 The newest hypoallergenic breed that won’t stop humping everything

11/26/24 His constipation strained his bowels so much that he let out a loud __________

11/25/24 For $5 behind the 7-Eleven you can get a __________

11/24/24 Mmmmmhmmmm you know I’m __________

11/23/24 Talk about a chocolate eclair, amiright

11/22/24 Every girls favorite superhero

11/21/24 Some girls are in to volleyball, some are in to __________

11/20/24 Every night is a new adventure!

11/19/24 You’re in my world now