MTG is defeated.

While it hasn't been announced, I can say that I have officially accepted the position in Ft. Worth, TX that some of you know I've been mulling over. Assistant Director Maccabee has a nice ring to it.

It's starting. Tonight is a good night. They aren't defeated, but they've tasted it.

My last public post until MAGA has been defeated. Between the AI bullshit and hypocrites pretending while gleefully engaging in behavior that will harm us all, I can't continue being an active participant. Love to all of you fighting online Nazis, Im being called in another direction. Stay Safe.

This actually settles it for me. Folks, I think we might be in the bad timeline.

For a government that's shut down, we sure have a lot of fucking ICE action.

You sank my Jenga jam!

Sometimes you can look at something as simple as the concept of a movie and know it's going to suck. This is why I'm not really surprised The Smashing Machine isn't doing all that well. Maybe they will stop putting The Rock in movies soon. He's just not good.

Looks like the Saudis own your favorite video game series now. You going to keep giving them your money? Cool, cool.

I wonder when Trump will realize he was the fall guy, and not the strong man. I hope he has enough time to savor it.

Military brass LOVES it when their readiness is interrupted by an all hands meeting that could have literally been a bumper sticker, because it already is. I have a feeling Hegseth's speech had the opposite effect on most of the folks in that room.

Looks like Flynn got his deposition protected in the defamation suit... which means... he is free to say he is grifting rubes and doesn't believe any of the shit he's peddled about Qanon, and Jim can't talk about it or he will get hit with a contempt charge, or worse.

It was well received. Of course, it was about Robert Redford.

Was told specifically to stay away from politics at tonight's... fucking community reading space... so I will be reading a piece I wrote about "the death this month in Utah" called Eulogy. I wonder if they kick me out before I finish.

If only there was someone with the existing infrastructure in place to get this kind of news to people. Imagine The Onion actually becoming America's Number One News Source.

I was recently described as having "anime demon energy" and I don't know enough about anime to really get it, but this feels like one for the plus column, right?

Walz breaks my heart by confirming he is handing the governorship to the GOP for the next cycle. You just don't get elected to more than 2 terms as Governor of Minnesota. My interest in POTUS candidates has decreased substantially.

420 am is still 420.

You would be forgiven for believing that Alan Moore is writing this season.

Throwing Stars: 12:20 Knives: 18:20 Axes: 15:20 I'm slippin. I should practice before LARP. My character, Arial, juggles a lot better than I currently do.

People don't understand that civil conflict looks like your neighbors dragging you out of bed in the middle of the night and executing you in your living room simply because they're suspicious you might be a political enemy, and it really shows sometimes.

Charlie who? No idea. Must not have been important.

Can't wait until we get to the part where we all talk about Chuckles Kirk like we talk about Rush Limbaugh.

Charlie Kirk wanted me dead. I refuse to shed a single tear for his passing.

I checked my weird friend's feed today. I have mixed feelings.

Holy fuck Saved Posts? Come on everyone, get back on Bluesky!

David Brooks continues his long tradition of being worthy of my constant unmitigated contempt.

Synchronicity Journal. This is an exercise for school. Feel free to ignore this thread.

This is a drone.

The more people say Trump isn't dead, the easier it is to believe he is.

custom repro VHS of IWA Japan Kawasaki Dream 1995 - one of the best wrestling events of all time. love the faux spatter work on the labeling here.

Got a picture with my buddy this morning.

Me from another era

I'm gettin abducted everyone. Anything want anything?

Mayoral Decrees, Addendums, and Errata This post will serve as a listing of my Mayoral Decrees, Addendums, and Errata. Please remember to check decrees for addendums and errata. Addendums and errata will be posted as replies to the appropriate decrees. I want to say addendums and errata once more.

In my authority as The Mayor of Online, I am declaring that President Donald J. Trump is now a post-living undead individual and shall be afforded all of the associated rights and responsibilities. No part of this decree may be cited to reset his presidential eligibility. 30 August, 2025 The Mayor

Easy, Spice Girls minus Victoria Beckham.

I wonder how long its going to be before they let us know that MAGA died on the operating table this weekend. Do we get all the way to Wednesday to help us get through the rest of the week? You KNOW Vance doesn't want to upset his Labor Day plans.

Nothing on the schedule for the next few days, and now this? I think there's a good chance something is going to happen this weekend.

End of First Week. I don't know how much time I'll have to fuck around over the next few months, so make sure you give all of the appropriate people a lot of hell for me. I'm gonna go finish writing my book now.

She's been a bit goofy before, but she can read a room. Something's not right. Is she compromised?

Shredder's Revenge was so good. I am drooling for Marvel Cosmic Invasion...and now MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE? Are you KIDDING me?? If you're listening, get me something from Mega Man or Castlevania. Their reimaginings of either of these franchises would be worth checking out.