myomouthsoff
@myomouthsoff.bsky.social
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MyTime for Target
10 months ago
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What would y'all do if you got abducted by an alien and the alien gave you boobs
19 days ago
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why can't i get just one screw why can't i get just one screw
19 days ago
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when he talks about his ex so much you lowkey start to miss her too
30 days ago
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STOP FUCKING GUYS WHO PLAY GUITAR!!!!! LEAVE SOME PUSSY FOR GUYS WHO PLAY TABLA
about 1 month ago
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you can't really be nonbinary and into degradation...you have to pick a struggle. bad girl? gross. wrong. bad boy? you sound like a greaser named tony. bad person? now you're just hurting my feelings...
about 2 months ago
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Never in my life have I ever noticed that a person around me is on any kind of substance. I just assume they're naturally like that
about 2 months ago
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wint
about 2 months ago
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Guys I really think there should be a Clavicular Crumbl cookie
3 months ago
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drop a like if you think im going to HEAVEN!!!
3 months ago
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Drop a like if you think I should live
3 months ago
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i feel maternal for punch the monkey. And also for Clavicular sometimes but idk what that means for me
3 months ago
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I wish i had the hundred dollar dr pepper jacket from Hollister but im not spending that shit
3 months ago
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A butch lesbian with a good trump impression is like an angel on the earth
3 months ago
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not using hashtags anymore...these are my
#sharps
3 months ago
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Boiling the water in the kettle before i put it in the pot cause im a
#YoungHo
3 months ago
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4 months ago
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he made a statement so statement, even his gang had to statement him
4 months ago
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condom on the sidewalk outside my work today. very drinking age by cameron winter coded
4 months ago
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Today I brought out some candy to eat while I watched TV with my parents and my mom asked "do you always have a secret stash of candy". I was burned alive
4 months ago
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Been drinking crazy amounts of chamomile tea in the past two weeks
4 months ago
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Liveblogging Leonard Cohen's Songs of Love and Hate rn Avalanche: idk what he's talking about but it sounds cool
4 months ago
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drop a like if you've ever lost your wallet right before a severe snow storm and had to wait until the storm subsided to go pick it up
#ChudLife
4 months ago
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Goals for 2026: -get more EMO -get JACKED -jack OFF -eat CANDY -and pass my PORTFOLIO REVIEW
4 months ago
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Her: you gotta be buffcorrell singing love takes miles if you think we're fucking Me AF:
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4 months ago
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i am wired to the man
4 months ago
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Food doesn't actually go bad you all are just pussies
4 months ago
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HEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOINNNNNNNNNNNNNN BE THE DEATH OF MEEEE
4 months ago
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my new years resolution is to get more emo
4 months ago
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If you know me or if I know you, you are not safe from having a song written about you. You think you're safe but you aren't. I'm too prolific. Honestly we don't even have to know each other and you might still be my next target
4 months ago
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on my work break eating pistachio gelato listening to vacillator by ethel cai n looking at pictures of cameron winter on pinterest
#LockedIn
5 months ago
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We all got a homeboy who's broke and kinda bicurious
5 months ago
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No one sees these anyway I can say whatever I want. I have a crush on my coworker
5 months ago
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Every single person on the face of this earth is uniquely valuable and interesting
5 months ago
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coworker came in today with sunglasses and a leather jacket on. Bitch you work at the Target Starbucks. But I gotta respect that he had that shit on
6 months ago
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scratch off ticket 4 the education lottery
6 months ago
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Seinfeld is kind of lesbian. No other group of people hangs out with their ex that much. Frankly he's serving butch
6 months ago
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Sometimes people are not bicurious because they're curious about if they're bi. Sometimes they're bicurious because I'M curious about if they're bi. I am the sole arbiter of your identity
6 months ago
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Should i ask a random guy from my class out cause i had a dream about us going on a date? URGENT
6 months ago
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thank you for good music greg freeman
6 months ago
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at UC u gotta watch your back around every corner but at NKU you can fall asleep in public and a stranger will watch your stuff for you
6 months ago
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it breaks my heart to admit it but i just can't stand harry styles in any way. Im sorry bisexual women
6 months ago
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i loveeeeee eavesdropping on tristan and his friends
6 months ago
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What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator (slowed) (reverb) (10 hours)
6 months ago
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Roblox boobies
6 months ago
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my tummy just rumbled loud as fuck I JUST ATE TWO HOURS AGO
7 months ago
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when i touch the dishwasher to see if its running i feel like its my pregnant wife and the dishes are the baby
7 months ago
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Why does my pastor cousin listen to Geese
7 months ago
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I control you.
7 months ago
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Let's switch it up and write a country song about a hot beer
7 months ago
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I think my songwriting would be better if I read more books
7 months ago
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