If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers". This game deserved better

Omniscience draft is silly Turn 1 btw

I think I left my hat on Ravnica, is it worth going back for it or should I just give up and buy a new one

My customer was just going to donate this stuff to Goodwill. Sometimes being a mover has it's perks

Holy shit this song rips. I don't think I'll ever get tired of it

Okay what the fuck happened in baseball last night

Do yourself a favor, go see @realgdt.bsky.social 's Frankenstein on the big screen That was absolutely incredible

Man, what a movie

The first ever election I was able to vote in was 2020. There has not been a period in the time I've been politically aware where Trump was not on the ballot

/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.

When I become president I'm going to ban all guns and legalize open carry of swords. We're going back to the old school duels everyone!

Friendly reminder that THIS IS THE OWNER OF @modretro.bsky.social

I wish Netflix had funded David Lynch’s last movie instead of Stranger Things. Not that I wanted to see the movie—I would’ve and loved it—but I’d rather live in a world with David Lynch themed Doritos and Oreos

All everybody's apes gone

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time. All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner." It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

I would absolutely hate for hybrid mana changes. Commander is supposed to be working with restrictions. Deckbuilding is already easy enough, why are we making it even easier? What are any net benefits we get other than "i think it would be neat playing with that card"? Just makes decks feel the same

undercutting Zohran’s support with the youth on tiktok by releasing a one minute AI video based entirely on referencing a movie franchise whose latest release was twenty-three years ago.

Act III is seriously shaping up to be an incredible album I still can't believe it's actually happening

@graham.loadingreadyrun.com @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @unarmedoracle.bsky.social THIS is what you do with Yedora moxfield.com/decks/KTZMR5...

Holy shit, I'm not even autistic and this ad feels legitimately offensive, what the hell.

Y'all ever go to trim your beard, only to realize you forgot to put the guard back on since the last time you cleaned it? Yeah, me either

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

*deep breath* The term Judeo-Christian is somehow both antisemitic and Islamophobic: it reduces Judaism to Christianity's predecessor on the one hand and implies only two Abrahamic religions on the other, when there are (at least) three

I ate 3/4 of this in 10 minutes and now I need to lie down before I die

Do you want to ruin combat math? Do you want to selectively stop damage based wraths? How about a one-sided fog? Save your opponent's creatures and cash in that favor later. A real Swiss army knife.

I legally had to buy this

God-emperor of Dune fans (me) seeing the GDT Frankenstein Imax poster

Ngl, they cooked with this box

I'm volunteering at an improv comedy club for community service hours and I just got pulled up on stage to do improv after I offered one of the guys a chair. Turns out I'm not bad at it

Define your music taste in eight artists TWRP KGLW Bruce Springsteen Will Wood Crown Lands The HU Daniel Kahn Akintoye

I think it's okay to hear opinions from folks and have that Aid in your understanding and appreciation of something. That being said, if you let anyone of us internet bozos completely form your view on things, you gotta stop brother.

An outright refusal to read or learn is sinful

Women don't like the vehicle

Just won three limited edition Red Bulls for playing Tetris on campus. I don't even drink red bull, I just wanted an excuse to beat people at Tetris

13 years of greatness 🫡

The door sensor in my car kept reading it as open, so I fixed it

the world in general would be in a far better place if more people simply read Pratchett and internalised what "just because it's funny doesn't mean it isn't serious" actually means

give tron to the wachowskis.

Urza, Prince of Kroog change

Teval changes Cards in sleeves are getting replaced by the ones on top of them

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

I can't believe that The Picture of Dorian Gray invented twink death in 1890

Just watched the first TMNT movie for the first time. Casey Jones is the best character. I can't believe he just fucking killed Shredder

I am now learning exactly how many people I follow live in the PNW It's a lot!

Toasted pumpernickel bagel with scallion and onion cream cheese, scrambled eggs, and lox. If I'm making it at home I also add chopped up potatoes