sometimes you check out a book from the library. and it's above your grade level. that's fine

when you find someone else's hair inside your library book <<<<<<<<<

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sure could go for a spaghett

family-size bag of quadratini. please

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Look Out! This Barista Barks Back!

excited to spend thirty-five dollars at the grocery store on the way home from work three days a week every week for the rest of my life

watering down my gatorade arctic blitz bc it's so rich

this tr*der j*e's whole wheat bread is so bad

enjoying some australia-grown coffee this morning. pretty neat

Chat does it get better. Chat is it too late. Chat. Chat--

a pox on all Motorcyclists

we can calm down about protein now

I'd Do Anything for Groceries (But I Won't Do That (Go to Kowalski's))

great news for those of you who live in my building! this afternoon i will be leaving a barely used kalita wave in the lobby, filters and carafe included. it's all free! good luck!

does anyone know if i'm capable of working a job outside of service. thanks

real common clay moment

asking A*I* to pretty please write happy endings to all the short stories in dubliners :-))))

no risk of me going to grad school bc i know i'm too st*pid

twelve hours between shifts.. might as well be severered

everything in lexington closes at 3p

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feeling ornery today. staying inside until tomorrow

eggs secured.

you cannot make me read the secret history! i will not!

finally starting severance. thanks

this semester i'm learning about employment law in two different classes. and those laws might all disappear, the way this is going

it's okay to spend 35 dollars on a bag of coffee

I'm allowed to have as much peanut butter as I want

there are still some conclave showings in the cities. i'm ready

maybe this winter i finally finish normal people (the tv show)

what's the purpose of feeling this way !!