Surrender to Russia is now part of the National Security Strategy. We are so fucked.

rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.

When the sun shines,so too do the trees. #photography

Yale continuing to not beat the allegations

also like the absurdity of the brain worm is v funny but the reality is he lied about that to get out of paying alimony to the ex wife he hounded to death and then denied her her burial rights

Mostly dont love it because he’s an evil man set on returning humanity to nature (derogatory) and we shouldn’t pretend he isn’t an avatar to the darkest parts of humanity

I don’t love “Rfkjr is being ratatouille‘d by a parasitic worm who wants to murder humanity” but…

I'm at the combination

A whole Fourth Estate and yet not a single, solitary spine.

schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment

Lindsey Graham sponsored the Afghan Adjustment Act: “This is the right thing to do. The people who were there with us in the fight who are here in America need to stay. This will be their new home. We have a moral obligation to these people and they will make great citizens.”

There is no constitutionally legitimate scenario in which we are being de facto governed by the White House Deputy Chief of Staff using a half-dead president as his sock puppet. We went out of our way to amend the Constitution on precisely this point.

JUST IN: Trump says he’ll issue a “Full and Complete Pardon” to former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, convicted of drug trafficking last year in the US and sentenced to 45 years in prison. The most lawless president in history.

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

on rogan! on camo! on tesla and crypto!

This is completely unconscionable. How any major media outlet could hire such a person (for the clicks!) is mind boggling.

Somehow, not The Onion....

When someone's incapable of hiding their joy at getting away with a deception, it's called "Duper’s delight." Watch how Epstein reacts when asked if 12-year old girls were sent to him as a birthday gift. Also this is the person who said that Trump had "not one decent cell in his body.”

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.

my private memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by my private memo

After Iraq, I wondered if there was *anything* a conservative administration could do to really lose the popular mantle of "pro-military." It appears Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are engaged in a long-term experiment to find a definitive answer

Thanks for everything, DOGE. 🤡 @birdyword.bsky.social

I think these idiots should keep talking. Judges love that.

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol

“U Are the Universe” is a Ukrainian sci-fi tragicomedy made over ten hard years, now in theaters, showing how dreams survive even in dark times. 🧵 1/11 ⬇️

Congress Rebuked Trump On His Epstein Cover Up. Now It Must Rebuke Him On His Surrendering Of Ukraine To Putin open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...

can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****

The thing about Trump saying it’s fine for Mamdani to call him a fascist is that he genuinely thinks all of this is kayfabe, just as he could insult Rubio or Cruz but still work with them. It’s not possible for him to imagine other people being sincere about anything.

SHANDLI1.BMF

*sad trombone noise*

something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked

To anyone who justified their Trump vote by saying he’s good for the economy, what’s your excuse now?

i thought for a split second that was a screenshot from a late 90s video game

well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.

This may be the most effective boycott I have ever experienced.

watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump

i can't believe the capstone to this fucking week in american politics is ryan lizza dishing/implying that RFK jr ate his own cum out of olivia nuzzi

"Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching."

In her resignation statement, MTG breaks very dramatically with the secret-plan conspiracy theorists about what’s happening in DC.

NEW: After ProPublica reported that the White House intervened on behalf of Andrew Tate, two senators say the behavior “raises grave questions regarding the independence and impartiality of federal law enforcement operations. By Avi Asher-Schapiro and @robert-faturechi.bsky.social

huh, i thought this was AI because there's no way someone could order such an ugly shirt

Ackman 10,000-word post in 3 … 2 … 1 … bsky.app/profile/atru...

This was the look my high school girlfriend's grandma gave me when I told her how delicious her knishes were.