I don’t know who came up with this public perception that yoga is just a bit of stretching (it isn’t just me who thought that right??), but my newly acquired winter cardio program has me sweating just as much as jogging did 🥵🥴😮‍💨

Continuing on my YouTube yoga winter arc 😅 I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵 But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻‍♂️ (Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)

Officially dnfing this audiobook. I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute… 36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ (And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)

Okay but… did we really need 3 semi SA/s*x scenes back to back to back…? 🥲 The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓 Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐

I am reeeeaaally trying to like this book… it’s so hyped and popular (I think?) but I’m 13 chapters into an over 30 hours audiobook and it’s… not it… 🫠🫠 I hate not finishing books 😣

Feeling this today…

It’s been a fking hour. There are NOT THAT MANG FKING LEAVES TO BLOW INSIDE OUR FKING YARD!! PISS OFF!! Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.

We all eat about a kilo of tangerines or mandarins a day this time of year right…? It’s not just me? 🤣

People, please… Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time… Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck. Please, no more… 🤮😩

Me watching a hot chef cook and narrate: Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’ Me—😏😏😏 Because I’m a mature adult like that.

👈🏻this guy slipped my heel, slapped my arse and called me Sally earlier, 👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning… Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏

I can’t wait!!

I’ve had all this tea but… I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐

Maybe I am not late to the hype party for once 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ Couldn’t resist as my MC is am Alchemist as well 👀😬

This is going to break my heart into a million pieces, isn’t it?🥲🥲🥲

GENERATION V x NINTH HOUSE Despite a whirlwind romance that has him in a bi-panic-chokehold, Matt has to solve the magical murders of the Rogue to break a curse that marks him as a villain in a world he's dying to belong to. #questpit #Q #A #NA #F #RF #LGBT #OWN

AWAKEN NINTH HOUSE x BOOTS A supernatural murder mystery, one plot twist away from a lovestruck freshman ending up the scapegoat in a sinister plot to unhinge the world. 🖤Dark Academia ⚖️Complex politics 🗡️Murder Mystery ❤️‍🔥All the firsts #questpit #A #NA #F #RF #LGBT #OWN

Shelf neighbour to ONE DARK WINDOW and THREADNEEDLE, AWAKEN hits the spot between the campus conspiracy ft a morally midnight-grey ensemble cast of GENERATION V, and agonising coming-of-age of BOOTS. 💚Friends to lovers ❤️‍🔥Slow burn 🩸Murder mystery #questpit #NA #F #RF #LGBT #OWN

I am doing abs with a double pitch event hangover 😵😵‍💫😵‍💫 (Preparing for the Halloween candy I totally bought for trick or treaters I am not going to open the door for because my social battery is empty from yesterday…🫢🫢🫢)

In celebration of, and as a 🧵 for all my #GhostPit and #PitDark pitches, I’m putting my my new #agentsguide for AWAKEN! An urban fantasy murder mystery featuring gay/bisexual rep, slow burn romance, a sciency magic system wrapped in dark academia vibes and a coming-of-age story!

CRESCENT CITY x BOOTS Matt has to solve supernatural murders to unveil his family history and break the curse that binds his magic. ❤️‍🔥Slow burn friends to lovers 💚Found family of misfits ⚗️Alchemy and magic 🦋and Bi-panic 👻Samhain #GhostPit #A #NA #F #Con #RF #LGBT #OWN

GENERATION V x NINTH HOUSE Despite a whirlwind romance that has him in a bi-panic-chokehold, Matt has to solve the magical murders of the Rogue to break a curse that marks him as a villain in a world he's dying to belong to. 👻👻👻 #GhostPit #A #NA #Q #F #Con #RF #LGBT #OWN

There is a new season of The Diplomat and no one told me??? 😱😱😱😍😍😍

Okay, but did I mention how BLOODY PERFECT of a comp title Boots on Netflix is for my revives af novel that hits the trenches soon??😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Also, second season or riot! 😤

The colour of his shirt? Arms. I mean biceps! Why does everything smell like baby oil??

Last workout of the week I think ☺️ A little bit of back 😮‍💨🥵 I do feel like less of a fat and heavy fk this time doing pull-ups 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ Elbows do NOT like lifting Svens off the ground… 😒😒 Rude 🙄

I feel this picture in my sooouuul! 😮‍💨😮‍💨

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is 🤭🤭

Went outside for a run in that piss, arse, shit, cnt, arse, piss cold weather, because the cardio I want to do is ignoring me on two apps at once… So, that’s how my Wednesday is going. How is everyone else? 🥲😅🤷🏻‍♂️ Also, -283726/10 for any season that isn’t summer… 🤢

Apparently the ouchie also takes my ability to read. Attention, motivation… whatever… 🥲

What a coincidence i stumble across this between sets after doing things to my back just now… 🥲🥲 I’ll stick to posting about it for attention. Might slap my 🍑 later though. No one else seems to want to do it anyway… 🙄

I… threw my back out doing dips? Wtf… Well, it doesn’t hurt more continuing the workout than it does sitting around not doing it, so I guess I’ll finish it 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ 🏋️‍♂️ Arms today with ouch 😫

I had a great time doing this post with where my book would sit on a shelf in a shop, but where would your book's adaptation land on a streaming service?? I think Awaken would pop up in your recommended next watch tab if you like any of these!👇👇👇

Where would my book sit on a shelf? Hopefully around these guys! 😬😬😬

Yes.

I probably shouldn’t find this as funny and/or relatable as I do, should I…?

100/300 push-ups done. Plus 4 sets of presses. Plenty of flies and things to come with the other 200. Also 15/21 chapters ☑️ on the final proofread…😯😯 Woop Woop for tiddies day 😬 ( . Y . )

Nothing like doing pull ups to make one realise what a heavy non-athletic sack of 💩 one is… 🫠🫠🫠🥵🥵🥵 Oh well, final proof read is GOING!! 😱😬 Back is backing 🏋️‍♂️

The Rookie, Episode 02/15, Hands-Off I feel attacked and called out. 0/10 blocked and reported.

I can barely walk, not get up or sit down, but I’m 5/21 chapters through my ‘final’ (hahaha… 🥲😰🫣🤣) read through of my MS! So we do arms! 💪🏻

Why do you lose form and endurance so quickly… 😩😩🥲🥲🥲 Oh well… only ran 2k, and I was 10-15seconds slower per km too🥵🫠 It’s not my fault. It was yucky outside😩

This is brilliant because it also works with daddy, and you’ll never know which one I mean at the time… 😏

Gave me a chuckle 🤭

JASAD HEIR/ONE DARK WINDOW There’s a reason magic has been silenced. An outcast shifter and a heartbroken soldier must trust each other to smuggle a cursed relic, before a vengeful sorceress uses it to destroy all magic forever. #DVPit #A #F #POC #WOC

POLDARK/SHOGUN/WHEEL OF TIME Enemies to friends 🤜🏼🤛🏾 Betrayal & vengence 🗡️ Slow burn 🔥 Shifter vs soldier 🦊 Power-mad sorceress 🥷 Flintlocks & uprising  ⚔️ Dragons & tigers 🐉 Sinister magical devices 💣 Immortality vs reincarnation City in the Sky 🌩️ #DVPit #A #F #POC #WOC

A FEATHER SO BLACK/THE LAST VIGILANT There's a reason magic was silenced. Who will bring it back? The sorceress who will tear down empires, the smuggler with split loyalties who doesn't believe it exists, or the warrior who would die to keep it secret? #DVPit #A #F #POC #WOC

10 books to get to know me📚

Wow! 😯 I think I need to have that pillow! Or get it tattooed on my arse…

Is it leg day today? Yeah. Am I going to ruin a perfectly happy and successful day of writing with that fking misery? Absolutely the fk not! 😮‍💨😮‍💨 Tiddies all the way 🥳🥳 (And yes I’m not really running anymore, it’s cold and disgusting outside. 0/10)

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