I was wrong, me having a stroke in ‘21 was fake news. The ones crawling in during the next years were the real thing.

#FCKNZS + 1. Puts me at peace with my 5 strokes in the last four years.

People are worrying that someone might just deliver me home. They don’t see the opportunity.

I hate Stroke Units. I really do.

And it’s not nice. This happened in Germany. #FCKNZS

What we know so far:

Better name.

I believe it,

And the problem is?

Gröfaz - German soldiers' derogatory acronym for Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten, a title initially publicized by Nazi propaganda to refer to Adolf Hitler during the early war years; literally, the "Greatest Field Commander of all Time". www.rawstory.com/trump-war-wi...

It's real. 😜 Dumbfuckus Maximus apparently was taken. www.indiatoday.in/world/story/...

Happy New Year! The transformation into a war zone started at midnight on the spot.

Believe him.

Popcorn? www.rawstory.com/house-republ...

Need I say more?

Elmo can absolutely go “love” himself.

👇🔥

Loomer gets her blue check removed and shut down for 11 hrs then suspended on X. She decided to try Bluesky.

*giggles* 😅

Requiescat in Pace 🕯️🙏

😂

Inexpensive!

Now this,

Revenge is all he has had on his agenda. www.thedailybeast.com/president-el...

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Boo-hoo😂

"Shortly after the piece was published online, the editor of the opinion section, Eva Marie Kogel, used the US tech mogul’s own platform to post on X that she had submitted her resignation." www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d...

Borowitz' Satire: Musk vs Loomer is a sequel to Alien vs Predator

New word.

All can be bought.

*snort*

Meanwhile in Greenland... (laugh with me)

Feline role model.

"Family Values"

Kimberly was already spotted in Greece?

“... The silver lining in all of this is that Trump and Musk are both mean-spirited narcissists. They'll struggle to avoid conflict if pitted in a 'who's more powerful' contest.” www.rawstory.com/susie-wiles-...

That’s a lot of sneakers.

“Flooding the zone”

The human Swastika

Apropos Hunter Biden...

🔥🎯

Who is surprised? www.mediaite.com/news/elon-mu...

Elmo invited them.

They sow the wind and reap the whirlwind. www.businessinsider.com/over-100-nor...

I can't even... www.rawstory.com/pay-to-pray-...

Charming. perezhilton.com/matt-gaetz-r...

PSA www.cbsnews.com/news/santa-t...

What's effibcient here? ttps://dailyboulder.com/elon-musk-wants-to-delete-consumer-financial-protections-opening-the-door-for-banks-and-shady-companies-to-scam-americans/

"Accused of financial wrongdoing" newrepublic.com/post/189654/...

Hillary was wrong. It's not a basket of deplorables, it's a full rubber room of them,