look for the girl with the perfectly dethawed uncrustable in her pocket

"cat got your tongue?" I ask as my thighs squeeze tighter around your head 🐈‍⬛️

✨️ JUST DO IT! ✨️

*chugs tall glass of 0% skim milk before coming to fuck the absolute wheels off of you*

i chew on the mucus i cough up before swallerin' again, don't fk with me

date idea: you touch yourself while watching me shower

cum to mommy 🎀

well that beats the cum out of me

*garners moon water in plastic water bottle ~just to feel something~*

if you ain't havin' a orgasim during this full moon THEN WHAT IS YOU DOIN?! 🌕💦✨️

i'm always 10 jerks ahead

What do you call a bunch of drag queens racing eachother? The Cuntucky Jerky 🏁🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

ok, but when do the drag queens actually start racing each other??

just wait until I whip out the ol' gargle n swaller

they were like two halves of the same fart

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a do believe that humping a lovers thigh until I pitifully whimper from cumming all over it would heal me right now

peace, pu$$y & blessings my friend

I really went 😜 for y’all

a little cover of Crazy Bird by Wild Child 🪶 tiktok.com/@larlarhallyall

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

remember who was there for you when no one else was

reverse bdsm where the dom is tied up and barking orders at the sub that is nervously running around like a kid thats been asked to quickly grab a tool they've never heard of

morning's with Lar ☀️ #serenade #Eminem #FrankieValli

the straight & narrow sounds nice but may I suggest the gay & wide

if I didn't wipe after a tinkle would you lick me clean? asking for a friend

let me put my love into you babe 🖤

leave a message after the queef 💨

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✨️ imagine ✨️ you head downtown to finger stir my south side soup and end up pulling a perfectly thawed uncrustable out of me 🍓🥜

*accidentally chokes on own spit* inner monologue: "just to feel something"

I lub these 🩷 hoops so much

keep me on the edge of...I mean...edge me on my seat ☺️

two of today's meditative drawings 🐈🧘‍♀️🦖 #art #meditation #meditativedrawings

After a nutritious bowl of 6am ice cream this morning I felt the push to draw while meditating with my eyes closed. I was stupid geeked by the results and wanted to share them with my friends 🥰 *runs up and shows you my art proudly* #art #meditating #meditativedrawing

*cum slowly drips off of bottom lip as I pout for more*

what's your guilty pleasure?

them: *pulls out their junk* me: "wow-wee mister!"

my impulse purchases are valid

If you yerked off to me multiple times this year I expect a valentines gift

religious trauma therapy 101: *starts reciting bible verse: Matthew 6:10 as I reach orgasm while riding your wittle bitty wet face* "THY KINGDOM CUM, THY WILL BE DONE" 💦

repost for 10,000 years of good luck & fortune 🍀

the only bush you should be beating around is mine 😎

pack it in me like a clown car baby 🎪

Cake and milk from the jug 😬😂 #oilpainting #art

cum at me correct or don't cum at me at all 💦

birthday girl 🎉 cash.app/$larlarhallyal

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Hope it looks as good as it tastes 💓 #nsfw #pussy #emo #alt #boobs #bush #skyhub

cum here often?