The time of smoldering suns and heat are nearly upon us all! I cannot wait for another episode of SwimsuitHeart!

Everybody is in the Dungeon.

A sprout mole had told me they prepared an extra special cake for me today! How absolutely wonderful, and they kept it a secret amongst themselves to avoid alerting me. Perfect! Absolutely nothing can ruin my majestic mood! Ohohoho~!

Nothing like freshening up the castle for a wondrous day! I’m positive today will be most exciting! No one’s been sent to the DUNGEON either! I can only imagine what the day holds! Ohohoho~!

Talk about a rude morning! One of the sprout moles was bringing my morning hot chocolate, as usual… but they tripped and spilled it all over my dress! I was so angry I almost asked for another hot chocolate just to throw it at them and sentence them to 5 years in the dungeon!

Today’s my special day! Sweet, sweet Valentine’s Day! After spending the entire day receiving presents and praise from the sprout moles, now it’s your turn! Go on, give me your gifts and praise! I graciously deserve it, after all~! Ohohoho!

It’s been so terribly cold that I had to ask some of the sprout moles to stand outside! I have been nice and warm in my bed, however. Oh, poor them. Poor them indeed!

New Years soon approaches as well, hm~? Well, I suppose I’ll take this time to thank everyone I’m grateful for. Firstly, I would like to thank Myself for being so fabulously perfect in every way! May I receive another faithful year! And… Reginald, I suppose. You have my… totally sincere thanks.

Merry Christmas to all my loyal, adoring peasants! Right now, you shall receive the greatest and most wondrous present ever to be received…! Me, of course! I’m a splendid gift, aren’t I? You all my have merry wishes. Now where’s my presents? I have high expectations and demands!

Oh, it is very close to that time of year! All the sprout moles have been very busy at work, trying to make this the most PERFECT Christmas celebration there is! Of course, it won’t even be close without my finishing touches, but they can surely try, yes. Ohohoho~!

They do say everything is upside down in Australia... Maybe I'll find my true, totally existent significant other! Someone who's simply right side up! I'm booking a flight; I will return soon!

I have just baked a positively wonderful strawberry cake! And before the thought crosses your mind: no, you may not have any. Only someone worthy of such perfection may dine upon it, and the only person perfect enough is me!

Already my fame has bore its fruit! You shall see later what I mean!

It’s about time I grace these blue skies with my presence, hm? And not a moment too soon; seeing as the holidays are approaching! What greater gift could be given than Ms. Amazing Sweetheart herself?

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