Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

Geoff is not wearing sneakers this year at the Game Awards. Truly recession indicator.

lol lib Americans still buy into the world police narrative. You guys got a taste of your foreign policy at home and are now coping. Fix your shit and stay out of our business.

Hasan on stream responded to a chatter saying it’s not out of the question that MTG might show up on Young Turks. Cenk then tweeted this later. Fucking hilarious. Pre watch Piker strikes again

Regardless of what anyone days, PvE is the best way to experience Escape from Tarkov. Even better if you are playing SPT.

it's so weird how the console I bought 5 years ago for $500 is a $650 thing now

My hometown food is one of Zohran’s favourite cuisines so 😎

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Ah yes Bill Maher, the paragon of normal

Unless JDM can score a knockout I do not see how he beats Islam Makachev.

Time for the most stressful fight of the night. JDM vs Makachev.

Valentina Schevchenko wins by unanimous decision over Zhang Weili She made one of the hardest strikes in UFC look like a rank amateur. Insane.

Yeah Zhang is too small to fight Shenchenko.

Unreal spin kick by Shenchenko

This is beyond sad lmfao

Of course these rich clowns have never heard of pre-gaming

Behold, the guardian of masculinity.

I agree with Patton Oswald @bsky.app suspend me and get it over with. I don’t want to be in a platform that defends pedophilia

Feels like this Megyn Kelly thing is another litmus test for the American soul. Americans failed the Sandy Hook test. I expect they will fail this one too.

Escape from Tarkov launches today and as expected the servers completely crashed and burned. Should have spent money upgrading servers instead of sending it to invade Ukraine, BSG

Oh how I wish I was on twitter

Okay yeah he’s totally lost it, he’s gonna get a stroke by the end of next week at this rate

If you haven’t been paying attention to music festival nonsense out of India, then you should know Lollapalooza India is currently imploding because Linkin Park announced a Solo show on their From Zero tour in a completely different city. Everyone is trying to sell their Lolla tickets (me too)

I welcome all Americans who are about to see their healthcare costs rise to level never seen before even in cyberpunk dystopias to come experience the private healthcare in India: a round trip plus a hospital visit will cost you significantly less than what you’re about to get.

Don’t smoke when you have a cold, kids Actually don’t smoke at all

As of this Saturday I’ve been at the lowest body weight since I was 15.

I was telling friends that the GOP does not know how to fight Zohran and they’re just proving me right. This will work to kill the old Dems. They’ll be replaced by progressives like Zohran. Then the real fun begins.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Anyway to Americans who are wondering what song Zohran walked off to. You’re about to be blessed by the divine pipes of Sunidhi Chauhan. youtu.be/2uUmHTgT65I?...

I need that tshirt

Israel lies about everything. Never trust an Israeli.

🚨 IDF Order Reveals Palestinian Gang-Raped by Soldiers at Sde Teiman Was Civilian, Not ‘Nukhba Fighter’ A classified Israeli military order shows the man Israeli soldiers brutally raped on camera for 15 minutes was never charged with any crime. For months, pro-Israel advocates claimed he was an...

Libbing out like it’s Obama in '08 and My Name Is Khan in 2010

and yes lads, LinkedIn is crashing the fuck out over Zohran

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Woke 2 has arrived.

THEY ARE PLAYING DHOOM MACHALE AT THE ZOHRAN VICTORY PARTY I AM SO BLOWN AWAY LMFAO

Always maintain revolutionary optimism.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

There are more of us than there are of them.

AP AND NYT CALLED IT. ITS OVER

This is extremely common

Look at this. It’s so goddamn inspiring.

New York, today’s the day. I have no dog in this game, I don’t even live in the United States, but as a fellow 91 born millennial, Zohran has inspired me in ways I didn’t think was possible. Go, make history. The world is watching.

Oh I felt that in my bones

Woke Elon Musk

Not gonna lie this is one of the greatest pieces of American literature and most people don’t know it.

Mecha hitler 2028