No movie can do what Elden Ring does

Nation of murderers helps one of their own escape from the clutches of victims.

Frenchman can’t help describing something as attractive.

Cocain3

Yeah dems who couldn’t put Trump in jail are going to seriously put republicans behind bars and not ‘take the high road’ once again.

I inevitably hit a wall with multiplayer games and retreat to singleplayer experiences for a good three or four months before throwing myself in the meat grinder again.

you just know the editors at The Economist were crying before approving this.

I’m going to hell for laughing at this

I spent a day on Threads and people are wrong about Bluesky libs. Threads Libs are significantly worse.

This is ridiculous and absolutely unacceptable. This generation has sucked

John, in Revelation:

I never thought it was possible but American politics might just be stupider than Indian politics at this point.

My best friend sent me this yesterday and I straight up told her I do not believe this is real. I will continue to live in that delusion.

NUKE VESTS LMFAOOOOOOO

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen.

Drewski is too powerful

Can’t think of anyone better tbh. Colbert is perfect for this.

This is an excellent idea: disenfranchise people with nothing to lose in a country full of guns, drugs, and no healthcare. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.

Waiter, waiter, more please

HAHAHA SOMEONE CONFIRM IF THE AMERICANS PAID IN YUAN I WILL PASS AWAY WITH LAUGHTER

This is awesome

Why the fuck would Iran agree to this now lol

China donates 5,000 solar energy systems to Cuba, government prioritizing hospitals! Beyond the hospital network, which includes more than 280 hospitals and 430 clinics, the project will also reach some 2,000 homes in isolated rural areas.

Wait till Tucker runs on an anti Israel ticket to a landslide victory in 2028.

This is what happens when you let Zionists run your country, Americans

He’s about to get a lot more families telling him not to stop soon.

Hope it happens. The actual end of the American empire, this is how it happens. Provided Trump doesn’t use the nukes. Which I honestly can’t say he won’t anymore. Because the fact of the matter is: they will not invade Iran. It’s not possible.

If someone pulls any articles that cite my reportage from 10 years ago, I’ll buy you a beer.

My people continue to embarsss me

India has problems man but at the very least our elections aren’t paid for by AIPAC lol. We vote for idiots because we are idiots, and not because of Israel.

Yes

KHARG ISLAND WAS A MULTIPLAYER MAP IN BATTLEFIELD 3 IN 2011 LOOOOOOL

So because I am in a very loving relationship with myself, the way I fuel my rage during my morning workouts is catching up on the news. I couldn't workout properly today because I was laughing in the middle of the gym, listening to Hegseth lose it.

The most predictable outcome has happened.

Jesus fucking Christ

NVIDIA presents DLSS 5

DLSS5 has to be a joke right? Right? Guys?

What the fuck Nvidia no Nobody wants this

I strongly recommend switching to right wing grifting if you want to maximise these returns.

Do Americans think that any country is going to risk getting into conflict with Iran, when Iran themselves are offering a simpler solution: talk to us, meet our demands.

I am so glad Bungie has moved to Bluesky lmao

Yeah Iran is going to be America’s grave

So, Millions are going to die?!

American elections have global consequences.

I am absolutely amazed at how much I like Marathon. I’ve been yelling WITNESS ME in prox chat as my fireteam charges down enemy teams and freaking people out in solo queues by sneaking up to them and talking shit This is probably the best extraction shooter in the market right now

What the fuck is this headline lmao

5. Reliance has brought 6m barrels of Russian oil. Indian refineries might do well out of this situation as global product markets are disrupted and many Indian refineries have the ability to handle the lowest grades of crude. www.reuters.com/business/ene...

“We are forced to stay despite the danger, when we defend our land, and we do so peacefully. None of us carries weapons. All of us carry peace and goodness and love.” These were the words of Father Pierre al-Rahi one day before Israel killed him in Lebanon today on March 9.

This week of news was so bad I went to the gym only twice, stayed up way past my bed time, snacked beyond midnight but made up for it by playing DoTA with the lads. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. Back to the grind from Monday.

Man we will never live down this shame