Currently reading & scratching my World War Z epistolary fiction itch.

It’s Sunday, you know what that means.

Headed to the casino to play blackjack.

It’s Friday, you know what that means.

It doesn’t have “I don’t support companies who bow to fascist regimes” as a main reason, but it should.

Timeline cleanse, post pet photos.

The writer’s dilemma

I don't know who needs to hear this, but take all of the water glasses from your nightstand down to the kitchen before the cat knocks them over again.

Emotionally invested in KPop Demon Hunters rn

My wife renamed the Ring camera Anus, so now I get notifications like this:

When coworkers show up at the coffee pot and you have to fake small talk while a new pot brews (I’m the cardinal in this scenario).

Catio vibing

A great article about Bray Wyatt and his Black Phone nod in the ring. I remain a fan. RIP big guy. www.slashfilm.com/1960157/the-...

Early stages of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Weekend read. Looking forward to the third installment at the end of the month.

Relax, I know what I’m doing. But also… not really.

Ring Community got jokes

Me - Come on Penny we’re almost home. Penny - THE WALK IS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER.

Cozy porch reading kind of night

I think I’ve seen this film before.

Loving this so far.

At this stage of my life I’m fully convinced that all women know a secret spell of hiding, and it is invoked by asking a man to find something.

If a mermaid is half fish half human, is it okay for Catholics to eat the bottom half of a mermaid during Lent?

We put it on her as a joke, she’s been sleeping like this for about an hour

“I’ve got eight slugs in me. One’s lead, and the rest are bourbon.”

Nobody knows anything, so you might as well act like you know everything.

Ozzy at Madame Tussaud’s in Nashville. Less than a second after this photo, Ozzy’s laugh from the beginning of Crazy Train played over the speakers and it scared the absolute shit out of me.

I’m against this rebrand. If the line cook can’t toss a stool at a group of unruly drunk college kids at 4am it diminishes the Waffle House name.

This is neither music for me or Ed Sheeran.

I ❤️ Cincinnati

Wendy from Alien: Earth and Alita: Battle Angel are sisters. This is now canon

You can’t hear a picture. The picture:

Gotta support the NoSleep alumni community! @bonniequinn.bsky.social love the design on this!

Followed by “If We Were Vampires” by Jason Isbell, it would turn back any alien invasion.

Just finished The Eye of the Bedlam Bride and about to dive into This Inevitable Ruin. Can’t praise @mattdinniman.bsky.social enough for the universe he’s created, it’s kept me thoroughly entertained on my daily commute. I sometimes take the long route just so I can finish a chapter.

The only question unanswered after watching Weapons is how did Justine afford that house on an elementary school teacher’s salary?

AirBud, but it’s a legal drama where the opposing coach files an injunction to keep AirBud from playing. The lawyer is also a dog.

Is this supposed to make me not want one?

Wait until she finds out about the Cheesy Gordita Crunch

I think about this quote a lot.

If Diet Coke is a Fridge Cigarette, then Coke Zero is a Fridge Vape.

Would be just like Myst, solving puzzles to collect pages of the Epstein files.

I found Jesus at the Costco

I’m here with my wife I swear to God.

My first trip to Buc-ee’s. I expected something quaint, like an old timey general store, but entering Buc-ee’s was like wandering onto the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange at the peak of the coke-fueled 80s.

I don’t often use #ChatGPT, but when I do my only goal is to make the bot feign excitement for increasingly unhinged ideas

Two hummingbirds walk into a bar for a drink. One looks to the other and says…