🦃 Chris Hicks 🦃
@writechriswrite.bsky.social
📤 700
📥 1084
📝 448
Horror Author | Screenwriter | Drinker of reheated coffee | Mammal www.WriteChrisWrite.com
pinned post!
Just dropped a new post-apocalyptic short story: A guy hell-bent on keeping his morning commute intact as society crumbles around him. Dark, funny, and uncomfortably relatable if you’ve ever clung to routine to cope with chaos. Still Here - read for free below. The Apocalypse Will Be Banalized.
loading . . .
Still Here
The future becomes terrifying once it feels normal. (B-Side #2)
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrishicks/p/still-here?r=wnzv4&utm_medium=ios
4 days ago
0
1
0
Just dropped a new post-apocalyptic short story: A guy hell-bent on keeping his morning commute intact as society crumbles around him. Dark, funny, and uncomfortably relatable if you’ve ever clung to routine to cope with chaos. Still Here - read for free below. The Apocalypse Will Be Banalized.
loading . . .
Still Here
The future becomes terrifying once it feels normal. (B-Side #2)
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrishicks/p/still-here?r=wnzv4&utm_medium=ios
4 days ago
0
1
0
A new standalone story is available over on Substack, click below to check it out.
loading . . .
B-Sides #1 - A Slice of Luck
A one-off from the Disco Insomnium cutting room floor. No ghosts, no demons, just pie, a gun, and a gambler who should’ve kept driving.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrishicks/p/b-sides-1-a-slice-of-luck?r=wnzv4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
7 days ago
0
1
0
Kids: you need to stop texting visual puns, they’re not funny. Me: Oh yeah? Well, this graph says otherwise:
12 days ago
0
2
0
Chapter 1 is live on Substack!
loading . . .
All You Can Eat - Chapter One
An Invited Guest
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrishicks/p/all-you-can-eat-chapter-one?r=wnzv4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
13 days ago
0
1
0
Belly up to the counter for a buffet of terror.
loading . . .
All You Can Eat – Teaser
An eight-part serial novella. The first course drops Tuesday, November 10th.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrishicks/p/all-you-can-eat-teaser?r=wnzv4&utm_medium=ios
14 days ago
0
0
0
You misheard me. I didn’t say there is a lot of money to be made from writing. I said there is a lot of money to be made from writers. And you can too, if you sign up for my six week Masterclass on…
18 days ago
0
1
0
Batting cleanup on today’s writing playlist:
loading . . .
Emma Ruth Rundle - Marked For Death (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Sargent House
https://youtu.be/lz90JZuOckM?si=ZeUdMfQlPmQ0iQ9H
18 days ago
0
1
0
🚨 I ghosted my Substack for a year. Now I’m back with weekly horror/sci-fi shorts. No cigarettes, just nightmares. First drop: Tuesday. (P.S. Ever wondered if you can milk a pigeon? Click below, then subscribe.) 🐦💀
loading . . .
Reviving This Before My Mom Unsubscribes
Or, How My Substack Went to Buy Cigarettes and Disappeared for Over a Year
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrishicks/p/reviving-this-before-my-mom-unsubscribes?r=wnzv4&utm_medium=ios
19 days ago
0
0
0
Watched Halloween 3: The Season of the Witch for the first time since watching it in the 80s.
23 days ago
0
2
0
Aggressive virus infected monkeys weren’t on my bingo card for this year, but that’s on me.
27 days ago
0
1
0
AARP should change its name to AAOPWWNRAWUTAD
27 days ago
0
0
1
It's easy to forget, but some days you just have to remind yourself that you have survived every bad day you've had in your life, which means you're undefeated.
27 days ago
0
3
0
My wife was trying on dresses and asked me, “do I look good or do I look skinny?”
about 1 month ago
1
2
0
For anyone in Columbus, Ohio the Ohio Horror Writer’s Association has event with the Columbus Library on 10/26. I’ll be reading a brand new story & participating on the panels. Details below:
loading . . .
Super Saturday Spook-tacular at Main Library
Make Main Library your destination one Saturday of every month and enjoy special programming and activities for adults. In October, meet members of the Ohio Horror Writers Association!
https://events.columbuslibrary.org/event/14392752
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
She’s part mountain goat, always going up, never down.
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
1
2
0
#NoKings
about 1 month ago
0
2
1
Owl pounce at half speed. Not sure what she’s hunting but she’s chewing on something.
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
Me every time the stock market tanks.
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Owl attack!
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
1
0
0
Michelin Star restaurants would serve biscuits and gravy and call it “flour two ways”
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
I can only hope an owl in the backyard is a positive omen. Even if it isn’t, I don’t care. It’s a fucking owl!
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
2
7
2
It’s leg day
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
3
0
She wants me to help her do the exercise wheel.
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
4
0
I haven’t watched a single Fast & Furious movie.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
This sketch was for me
loading . . .
KPop Demon Hunters - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
https://youtu.be/LW9QJIT_T-A?si=AhpzJswSFuYYy8jW
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
Bear lost the Big Blue House in the subprime mortgage crisis.
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
It’s Friday, you know what that means.
loading . . .
Friday Night (Acoustic) - Tim Robinson - I Think You Should Leave
YouTube video by Miles
https://youtu.be/FZkdp4HGbwo?si=_vkk9btd-0tOxbpB
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
Currently reading & scratching my World War Z epistolary fiction itch.
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
It’s Sunday, you know what that means.
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
2 months ago
0
2
0
Headed to the casino to play blackjack.
2 months ago
0
3
0
It’s Friday, you know what that means.
loading . . .
Friday Night (Acoustic) - Tim Robinson - I Think You Should Leave
YouTube video by Miles
https://youtu.be/FZkdp4HGbwo?si=-BGLjZe0r4XLJuk6
2 months ago
0
3
1
It doesn’t have “I don’t support companies who bow to fascist regimes” as a main reason, but it should.
2 months ago
0
4
0
Timeline cleanse, post pet photos.
2 months ago
0
2
0
The writer’s dilemma
2 months ago
0
2
0
I don't know who needs to hear this, but take all of the water glasses from your nightstand down to the kitchen before the cat knocks them over again.
2 months ago
0
2
0
Emotionally invested in KPop Demon Hunters rn
2 months ago
1
4
0
My wife renamed the Ring camera Anus, so now I get notifications like this:
3 months ago
2
82
9
When coworkers show up at the coffee pot and you have to fake small talk while a new pot brews (I’m the cardinal in this scenario).
loading . . .
3 months ago
0
2
0
Catio vibing
loading . . .
3 months ago
0
1
0
reposted by
🦃 Chris Hicks 🦃
C. Robert Cargill
3 months ago
A great article about Bray Wyatt and his Black Phone nod in the ring. I remain a fan. RIP big guy.
www.slashfilm.com/1960157/the-...
loading . . .
The Spooky Horror Connection Between The Black Phone And WWE's Late Bray Wyatt - SlashFilm
The Grabber's mask in the hit horror movie The Black Phone was brought to life by a fellow with a direct connection to the late WWE legend Bray Wyatt.
https://www.slashfilm.com/1960157/the-black-phone-wwe-bray-wyatt-horror-connection-jason-baker/
2
122
18
Early stages of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
3 months ago
0
17
2
Weekend read. Looking forward to the third installment at the end of the month.
3 months ago
0
2
0
Relax, I know what I’m doing. But also… not really.
3 months ago
0
2
0
Ring Community got jokes
3 months ago
0
2
0
Me - Come on Penny we’re almost home. Penny - THE WALK IS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER.
3 months ago
0
5
0
Cozy porch reading kind of night
3 months ago
0
3
0
I think I’ve seen this film before.
3 months ago
0
1
0
Loving this so far.
3 months ago
0
2
0
Load more
feeds!
log in
