This is my new hyper fixation 😭 I’m fucking obsessed.

Whoever thought Meta Glasses was a good idea needs to be investigated with meta glasses. Check they hard drive.

Horny Jail? How about Hornytary Confinement.

California. In n out ain’t that damn good to sit in that line.

Why…?

A lot of women say they want a man who “knows how to lead”, but I think they just want someone to make decisions for them.

The most reasonable Christians are the ironically the ones that would help make people more Christian, yet they’re the ones closest to leaving the religion. That’s hilarious to me

Yall do shit simply because you’re a man?

Name a society that god better but it wasn’t because of the death of the leadership.

Old white men are stealing and it’s so clear to see and nobody wants to be Luigi. Yeah i know a shooter just got arrested, but Luigi was allegedly successful, so…

“We learned absolutely nothing from the competition and we’ll continue to learn nothing”.

The religion that Greek mythology is based on is called Hellenism. Egyptian mythology is Kemetism. Norse mythology is Norse Paganism or Ásatrú.

Fellas…cut them fucking fingernails. The girls cringe when you reach for them.

Aye yall, who’s funnier?

Is it rude to ask a woman who doesn’t have any full body pictures on social media to send you one? I don’t wanna wait our time if I’m not attracted to her🫤

Never been angry and horny at the same time 🤷🏽‍♂️

As curious as i am, you deserve a friend who’s not trying to get in your pants. I’ll let you bring it up if you get curious.

Make an AI to save yo bitch ass

What is it with black parents and not letting you use the word “lie” or “hate”?

Yall got in trouble for some silly ass shit.

Introvert mentality, you’ve saved me again

I just imagine the droves of soon to be atheists out there because of Pete Hegseth blathering on about Jesus and Christianity while bombing children. I hate it took pure fucking evil to realize that this religion has this weird death cult thing about it. We could’ve just had an honest conversation.

Pedophilia is a evolutionary failure and those who perpetuated need to be culled.

America, when will we end this embarrassment.

You teach me how to kill and I’m not killing who you tell me. I’m killing who i want dead.

Me watching siblings fight about who’s the best meanwhile… My parents couldn’t even find a way to follow up after me. Im the beginning and the end. I’m the first thought and the last hope. Yall over there fighting for the scraps, and only children get abundance.

Janet nasty ass got a top 10 she won’t tell nobody about. I just can’t prove it.

I think Spider-Man should be paid by New York taxes.

When Steve Harvey eventually retires from Family Feud, who do you want to take over? Or who can you see taking over?

SOMEONE PUT HIM IN A DAMN BOX WTF ARE YOU WHITE PEOPLE WAITING FOR

When did Jonathan Majors become communist? That’s based af.

Im a 7?

Whoopi Goldberg. After and before.

“Slaves suffered more than Jesus did on the cross”

I wanna see a live tribute of Mac Miller hosted by Anderson Paak featuring all of his friends, Schoolboy Q, Vince Staples, the Internet, Tyler, and all of the different artists he’s collabed with. Has that happened already and i missed it?

Name a song and I’ll recommend you a song that matches that vibe.

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“How can we lose new recruits and deter others?”🤔

Today, i learned that “The Birds & The Bees” talk is actually a bigger talk called “the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees”. Instead of just being about sex. It’s about balance in a symbiotic relationship, and avoiding a parasitic and destructive one.

If we had a based president they’d get on tv and say “Israel has 24 hours to surrender and hand over Netanyahu to the UN or feel the concentrated force of the United States Military.”

“I just want that 90s love” I just wish yall would stop acting like the 90s wasn’t the decade of “bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”, the birth of Freaknik, and the aids epidemic.

Mother is an antidepressant.

All the homies saying Jamie Foxx and i think they might be on crack.

Just cause Verzuz got me in the mood, let’s do some new generation and old with some curve balls.

Sad day to be a grower 😔