HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

Officially back to the game with this commission for tipsy coon @jonoracc.bsky.social 🦝🍺

I'm doing a porn detox this November. I would like to be able to cum again.

GitLab has a dedicated omnipresent button to bother the admin that he should please activate their AI assistant

who else waits for their lunch break to be over to go to the toilet?

Ey yo, this idiot won’t stop spitting on the floor, ey yo this other idiot has to keep mopping it up ! 🐺🐕🦝🩸

Looks like me and Bobbi (possum version!) have stopped fighting over the chopped cheese we found in the dumpster and decided to share! Another incredible sketch from @baphypaws.bsky.social <3

The Plucky Four - Erh sort of! In a way!

Migros lowered the price of m-budget energy drinks to 40 cents again life is good

if all the single furries released today y'all would go crazy for it

@lotor.gay there's a snack for you :3

major tom to orgasm control

if Stalin was alive today he would be on r/PhotoshopRequest

old vent art from when i was very depressed to when i knew everything was gonna be ok ... i still love these pieces so so much

my banana cream soda review!

i would probably buy the switch 2 to play the new professor layton game when it comes out and it WILL be a big regret

i was at the nothing phone launch yesterday and find it funny that the phone war and brand loyalty is going very strong and nothing phone fans are just as obnoxious as anyone else

i want someone to beat me up

I'm sick of talking about my problems with friends because it doesnt help me. i dont feel like i can be honest. i think they dont know anything and overstate their competence. i just want to be fine

Gifting snacks to someone who wants to lose weight shouldn't be okay. I don't care that you like my body just the way it is. I don't like it and I want to change it, and you're not helping.

since i'm not being bullied for being fat i definitely gained weight

pop my tanussy like this

my new favorite letter is latin capital letter u with diaeresis and caron

at a party and i hear three different languages at the same time help me im scared

I designed a slipmat for @ashley.opossums.org 🥞

another rejection from a psychiatrist

I need this so bad to start my week… Gift by @zymen.gay, thank you so much 💚 🎨 @luckfoxo33.bsky.social

Comm for @professorlayteon.bsky.social Thank you so much again!! 💛 #pokemon #pokemonoc #jolteon #eeveelution #pokemonart

taking slow steps into cleaning and decluttering my room, feels good but also damn, how did it get so bad in the first place?

free him!!!!!!!!

otters and raccoons and otter/raccoon hybrids should be given free range to be menaces

lmfao

Gregg rulz ok?? 🔥

orange juice with pulp is the original bubble tea

Happy belated birthday @chrisepunkt.bsky.social! You are an amazing friend and I am immensely lucky to have you in my life. Thank you for always being there for me, just a phone call away, no matter what. 🎨 Art by the awesome @pop2hotzz.bsky.social, thanks for bringing my idea to life!

I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...

racc at the barq panel

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you sweet little gremlins! ☎️

I'm 90% sure the money that my company saves by not buying a business license from docker is less than what they lose from employees having to restart pipelines all day because we exceeded our pull limit

CUDDLY

Just bumped into an old friend.

Can we all come together and unite against our common enemy: people who rip off the tabs of cans while still drinking

not me getting asked to help a friend with his carpet and thinking he needs help shaving his pubes

"your" "male" "came" "in" "the" "package" "?"

So my colleague accidentally pasted his shell's login message into a shell session on a production system, which resulted in nobody being able to ssh into that system anymore. On macos, if you haven't changed your default shell to zsh, a message saying you should switch is printed on every login.

raccoon feller