This is what 20 years of sobriety looks like.

"Since they didn't give me the peace prize, I'm gonna bomb everyone" is a great way to prove that they were right.

Duh, natürlich!

Why seek ye the living among the dead?

One of the best Good Friday sermons I ever heard was Joseph B. Wirthlin's talk in General Conference titled, "Sunday Will Come." It's a great reminder that dark days aren't forever and setbacks aren't necessarily endings. www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/genera...

Wishing a Happy Passover to all who will be celebrating the first night tonight. Chag sameach!

Republicans claim Dems are soft on crime, while they themselves abandon TENS OF THOUSANDS of prosecutions (that we've already spent taxpayer time and money on) to chase a PR fever dream. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Correct decision. apnews.com/article/trum...

She's serving Spring realness.

All these self-styled Alphas these days could never.

He shouldn't say "nobody" is grabbing the wheel. He should say "neither his cabinet secretaries nor congressional Republicans" are grabbing the wheel. Because those roughly 500 people are the only people who can stop him.

Don't be fooled: MAGA isn't just Boomers. Trump's a Traditionalist. MTG is Gen X; Boebert and Charlie Kirk Millenials. The new crop of MAGA influencers (like Riley Gaines and Nick Shirley) are all Gen Z. They're all infected with it. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/s...

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This numbnuts whining about the No Kings protests today just walked right into this one.

100%

Um...

This is how bad it is for someone ON HIS TEAM. Imagine the stress for everyday civil servants, especially when he has it out for ALL of them. THIS SHOULD NOT BE. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

How'd I miss that Lewandowski got the boot about the same time as Noem?! Only the best people, amarite? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

On Virginia-specific FB pages, Republicans who oppose Gov. Spanberger's "policies" quickly make it clear that it's not really her policies that they hate.

WOOOOOT! Republicans tried to trick people into signing their ballot petition. Once grass roots activitists mobilized to inform voters, people who erroneously signed had their signatures removed. ksltv.com/politics-ele...

America is not "a Christian country." Our Framers very deliberately left religion out. Their experience taught them that governments will use religion to manipulate and control the people, and to try to cloak their wrongdoing. In our own time, we have seen all of that to be true.

Because OF COURSE. Biden-era DOJ memo: Trump hoarded classified documents relevant to his businesses - POLITICO share.google/L2FX7SwzLTxD...

Some good advice here. But, also, everyone dies. I'd rather die younger, in my own home, doing what love rather than live longer swathed in bubble wrap and living in some sort of care facility. Let me die falling down the stairs rather than rotting in a bed. www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...

Why is Chinese take-out the go-to comfort food for a basic White boy under the weather?

mornin'! 👋

Where the hell y'all been? Sleeping? I left the GOP in 1995. Incident to the "Republican Revolution" of 1994, congressional Republicans threw a wrench into everything, and effectively stalled the government, erroneously saying that their job was to make sure Bill Clinton never had a "win".

New: Judge Richard Stearns in Boston has blocked the Trump administration from enforcing a new ‌policy that would subject thousands of refugees to arrest and detention if after a year in the United States they had yet to obtain green cards. www.reuters.com/world/us-jud...

Good morning, and happy Monday! Crocuses and daffodils are heralding the arrival and Spring and the natural rhythm of Nature. I hope you have a good day and a good week.

Cue Low-T saying something deplorable in 3...2... www.nytimes.com/2026/03/21/u...

Republicans vacillate between "America: love it or leave it" and "let's do an insurrection!" with amazing lability.

🎼🎉🎶 Happy birthday, lovely!

UPDATE: If just 115 more voters in Senate District 15 ask to remove their signatures, the Utah GOP’s Prop 4 repeal effort will not qualify for the ballot in November.

So, obviously, prayer alone doesn't work. But, it's always their answer to gun violence.

Eid Mubarak! I’m wishing all Muslims a wonderful celebration of Eid Al-Fitr. I hope you had a restorative and meaningful Ramadan.

I am, apparently, "let's go to that location; the young people there are so polite" years old.

It's always the right time for a German joke.

Lower court judge needs to be mad at companies that mislead consumers, rather than trial lawyers trying to help them. share.google/5Xvwc4TQ9kAu...

Don't mess with judges, y'all. Judge throws DOJ attorney out of hearing over its oversight of prosecutions | AP News share.google/0RfcDKl7Djss...

Happy St Patrick's Day! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_P...

GOP silence since last Summer when Trump first got this ball rolling makes their current pleas for fairness seem cynical, at best. apnews.com/article/trum...

March: comes in like a lion, careens around like a drunk asshole.

This is the level of discourse one can expect from the GOP in Virginia.

The refs are clearly favoring the Italians and the Italians are being...well, twats. But the Welsh are showing them both how to play rugby.