Also never forget she was a HUGE racist lmao

Pathetic

@coachtodd.bsky.social I’ll tell you the panic attack I had when I got the notification you followed me, I thought Coach was about to come find and fight me

Ball knower

I thought Shay from Dan and Shay was a chick. I’ve never listened to them but my wife talks about them all the time.

If I can’t be happy about Canes Hoops I can at least revel in @ibtoast.bsky.social tears

Ayo where OleMissSky at? #HottyToddy #LetsBeJerks

@thatcanesdude.bsky.social @canesfanjules.bsky.social idk how to tag or whatever but

@canesfanjules.bsky.social @thatcanesdude.bsky.social yall is this a safe space?

Me walking into the office Monday after my Canes get that W, despite forcing everyone (teams bowl ineligible) to listen to my doomsday theories the past two weeks

Hey what’s everybody doing to dispose of old batteries? It’s coming up to winter and I don’t want to keep driving all the way to throw them directly into Lake Michigan

My toxic trait is not putting the small tools back where they belong and instead putting them in my pockets

Did it hurt? When you went to check on your parlays and

“Just stream it on your laptop” okay first of all, the canes aren’t playing today but I still have to watch Clemson/Pitt bc ACC implications.

Sorry babe, I can’t put up the ceiling fans in our daughters’ rooms because Gus Johnson is calling the Colorado/Utah game and I am INVESTED

The mixed emotions of a Super Bye Week™️ are best channeled into all the projects I’ve been putting off all football season. And I will get none of them done because I’ll just be monitoring my Hail Mary parlays all weekend.

The hugely damning problem is lack of dependability of the streaming service itself. It’s why I never had satellite, it’s why I gave up on Hulu after FAU’s Final Four appearance, and it’s why I gave up tonight on the fight. I’ll refresh the skyline in hopes of getting updates

@netflixeng.bsky.social get your act together

Hey is Keon Coleman on here yet? I’d like to applaud his work

I hope the Tyson / Paul fight is scripted for Jake to win but Tyson goes off script and we see the fear in that brats eyes when he realizes he’s hosed right before his lights go out

If anybody’s wondering, Jake Elliott’s nonsense tonight is my fault.

Wondering why I ain’t seein my friends

Me watching both apps until my algorithm here can pick up relevant information and not a bunch of birders and ugly cats bc I said I like animals and pets

I stare at Outlook, Excel, and SAP on two curved screens for 10 hours a day so it’s nice intrinsically to have a little break every 25 minutes or so to look at the smaller screen in hopes of seeing defensive coordinators fired by either of my teams 🧡

Hey where are all the porn bots?

Idk what to do here yet but anyway, here’s my Christmas wishlist