Once you’ve voted, there should be some function on your tv that turns off all the political ads.

I went to an office staff party. Like a real party. With canapés. And refilled wine without asking. And servers on the left like at weddings. And nobody knew whose water glass was whose when we sat down. A real, very nice party.

iykyk youtu.be/g6mVylXPmH4?...

Trying to text surf and turf but my phone desperately wants it to say sure and turd

This Board of Review drama between Steele and Nicholson is on the level of Real Housewives. Like… I can’t vote for either of these people. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/19/i...

Legit stoked for Danny McBride’s forthcoming short story collection.

Wait. That video of RFK and Kid Rock working out in jeans is REAL?!?!

Why do people in Chicago call pop soda and beer pop?

I respect this research into the Heritage Foundation’s latest plan, especially spelling out what these longterm changes mean for women and girls. But the writers need to be more clear about the point. The point isn’t to be mean to women. The point is to create a caste system, levels of enslavement.

Was not expecting Primate to go so hard into an 80s slasher! The music is 🤌

Unfair to sit here trying to work when the weather is gorgeous and the wifi is sketchy.

Defense Dept. Weighs Ending Graduate Tuition Assistance at 34 U.S. Institutions https://bit.ly/4tH7YjE

Rewarded myself after working straight from 5am to 11am by taking a moment to crack my toe.

Moving mountains via helpdesk tickets today. Sigh. Sisyphus could never.

I’m convinced Tubi has shunted me into the demented things only category of viewers

🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

Horrifying nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/02/10/p...

Your favorite pizza place plays Kath and Kim on silent because Murder City Devils is on.

All singing voices are ahead of their time.

Sticking with Buffy through the Riley years is like…. 🫡😩😮😖💨

Oh my god I hit reply all 🫥

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

I’ll never be over Blueberry Morning. They did that cereal dirty.

"If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people." -- Virginia Woolf

@ustin.bsky.social and I acting like we invented the ehrmagerd girl voice lolol

What if I die and I see my whole life in summation and it turns out “Bed Intruder” was the best song I ever heard?

A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists. That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

The Trump admin has used 2339A—the “material support for terrorism” statute—against Black Lives Matter protesters in Alabama and anti-ICE demonstrators in Texas. The ex-DOJ prosecutor who pioneered the use of 2339A says he's never seen anything like it. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-d...

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Here are the 25 finalists in the city’s "Name A Snowplow" contest. Voting is live and runs through Feb. 14. blockclubchi.co/4k9AAO6

I just can’t quite get over this www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Oh no, Mr. Mess!

March Sadness 90s Edition Bracket is Live: marchxness.com

Today I saw a conspiracy theory that Erika Kirk is JonBenet Ramsey and I deleted Instagram. The straw that broke the camel’s back.

Xander has a shirt that says: I ♥️ dirt I ♥️ dirt I ♥️ dirt I ♥️ dirt I ♥️ dirt I ♥️ dirt

I want to hear from the women trying ALL the skincare products at once.

God I love Kaley Cuoco

We should all quietly band together and start calling eye sleep “cookie dough”. Just drop it casually like, “Behb. Lemme get the cookie dough outta my eyes before I look at whatever upsetting thing you’re looking at on social media.”

Loved #monthofdick so much I’m doing it again but with Jean Rhys’ collected novels. I love this way of reading things I always meant to read - just chipping away a little at a time each day.

Controversial opinion: A woman invented the phrase “fuckin a right”.

Solved a mystery first thing in the morning

What about the teenage girls who felt that wild, wild horses probably could drag them away?

I don’t care what anyone says, those jealous skies in “Fields of Gold” are a heckin powerful image and I love the writing in that song.

I despise when Kristie Noem plays up her Midwestern accent. She always does it when she’s pressed like she’s signaling that she’s just a sweet country girl and not a monster.

There are times in your life when “Shout At the Devil” is your walkout song. But then there’s also the entire month of January every year.

The source of my chronic exhaustion is actually just being so tired of seeing Sidney Sweeney’s boobs.

Basic tax filing on TurboTax now costs $178. Ridiculous.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1. The Phenomenology of Dreaming 2. The Historical Jesus 3. Dead Sea Scrolls 4. Satire in Film 5. Math for People With Math Anxiety