"What if we went to play mini golf and laser tag and then we get food and binge the first half of the new My Hero Academia season? And what if we did all of that in My Hero cosplays?" Is this.... sexual attraction?

Sometimes I really hate that I care as much as I do. I remember everything. I ask how people's doctor's appointments went and if they ever got their car fixed and how's your wife doing, I know she just had surgery. And no one ever asks about me or remembers the things I say. It just feels lonely.

I love ordering things late at night when I'm half asleep because I completely forget that I did it and then when it comes in the mail it's like a little surprise present from me to me.

Star just asked me "has anyone ever told you that you give off Charlie Brown energy?" And I think it's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me 😂

My kink is when someone listens to what I have to say and remembers it later. I have yet to find someone who matches my freak.

"At one point, I was sleep deprived, cold, dehydrated, and hadn't eaten in over 12 hours and I thought. This is how Rainy feels all the time." Correct.

Oh, I'm actually asexual. "Please forgive me, I'm not super educated in this area. What does asexual mean?" "It means they're attracted to everyone!!" Woahh, hold on. "Yeah, like. You have no preference. So everyone!" BRO WHAT. NO. Can you let me explain my own sexuality? He asked so politely, too.

Yo, Yelena Belova was onto something fr. I just put hot sauce on my mac n cheese for the first time and my life is changed. This shit slaps.

I just referred to Hyunjin as my bias. Someone come take my phone from me before I enter my SKZ era.

My cat, Baelfire, just got up from where he was sleeping, walked over to me, layed down against my leg, and went back to sleep. That's love.

"I don't know a single person who has more go wrong in their life than you. If your life was a sitcom, it wouldn't be believable. No one has that much bad shit happen." Damn, you didn't have to clock me so hard.

I'm so tired of feeling like the same kid who ate lunch in the library alone.

You guys, I am at my limit. I can't take one more bad thing. Plz send me good vibes.

What does it say about me that Uptown Girls was one of my comfort movies as a kid

"Where's Star and Rainy? Why didn't they come out tonight?" "They're autistic and watching Star Wars." Damn, Ghost. You're not wrong, but you didn't have to say it 😂

What's a bitch gotta do. To catch a MOTHERFUCKING BREAK.

If I introduce myself with, "hi, I'm April-Rose" (April DASH Rose) and I'm met with, "hi, April." One more time. ESPECIALLY though text. It's going to be my villain origin story.

The moment an anime introduces the female main character while she is fully naked is the moment they lose me. This has happened with the last two anime I have started. WHY.

What's a bitch gotta do to catch a mf break.

Happy birthday, Suneater!

My shitty ass brain can't tell the difference between making an inconsequential mistake and being chased by a pack of wolves.

I got a little too silly on tiktok live today and got suspended for a week. Oopsie.

People have started using "it" as my pronouns and honestly? Slay. I am, in fact, just a weird little thing.

Oops, I accidentally stayed up until 1am editing my Valentine's photos for tomorrow.

"If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes." -Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Thinking about Jinx and fighting the urge to sob uncontrollably over the depth of her pain.

Happy birthday, Kyo Sohma!

Hello, Bluesky. Is this just Twitter (X) without Elon Musk? Is it Threads without Zuckerberg? A platform free from Meta? I don't have enough thoughts in my head to share on all of these apps. Help, what do I post here.