It fits

Can you say “Pack the court?” I knew you could

Let's plant some trees people

They had a choice: voters or “Daddy.” They chose Daddy. November is when voters remind them who actually signs the pink slip.

JUST IN: President Trump reveals that six people have been arrested and seven people have been cited for damaging and vandalizing the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C.:

His priorities are not the same as yours , vote according.

Maybe he can still get his Weekend Fox and Friend gig back

They only lie to benefit themselves... Protect your right to vote

Based on a direct quote.. Enjoy

White House announces new merch campaign

You know its gonna happen😂

Easy to spot the difference between the candidates Go ahead and fact check it😋

The boss has spoken 😂😂😂

I’m not a betting man, but a third “annual” physical in 13 months with the “perfect health” headline already warming up in the printer feels less like medicine and more like stage management. Nothing to see here, folks. Move on.

President Slush-fund is back at it again. High gas prices are caused by Joe Biden. Prices Seem to a bit of a trend line starting in late Feb.

Three year EV owner, just filled up the battery last night at the house while I slept, $5.69 for 297 miles of driving

Vote in every election for the country you want tomorrow — not just the country you’re living in today. Every election. Every time. Change doesn’t arrive all at once. It’s built one ballot at a time.

Teapot Dome was cabinet officials secretly leasing oil fields for bribes. The Trump era looked at that scandal and said: ‘Cute starter pack

MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch walked so modern politics could run. Tonight’s main event: Trump vs Raul Castro: “Tariffs, Embargoes & Bruised Egos.” 🤣

Slightly different version. Thoughts

It’s not foreign policy. It’s a for profit volatility machine with a flag pin.

Turns out the people who called everyone else snowflakes for a decade absolutely cannot handle criticism, satire, elections, facts, or consequences. And now they’re following the most emotionally fragile man in modern American politics like he’s a motivational speaker with a grievance addiction.

People debate whether Trump is the Antichrist, Hitler, a narcissist, or Cyrus the Great. Meanwhile the obvious answer is he’s Dr. Evil with a social media account and a cabinet recruited from failed Austin Powers villain auditions. DeSantis is Mini-Me trying not to be term-limited into obscurity. 🤣

People debate whether Trump is the Antichrist, Hitler, a narcissist, or Cyrus the Great. Meanwhile the obvious answer is he’s basically Dr. Evil with a social media account and a cabinet recruited from failed Austin Powers villain auditions. 🤣

Some administrations use code names for operational security. This one apparently uses them as memory aids. Sir, we called it Operation Sledgehammer because you already know the chorus.’ 🎶🔨 Can’t wait until Operation YMCA🤣🤣

Something Trump can not blame on Biden 🤣🤣🤣

Now we know how the new Trump phone started shipping so fast

If your vote didn’t matter, they wouldn’t work so hard to dilute it. Gerrymandering is designed to create apathy. The answer is participation. Every election. Every level. Every time.

White House officials described the reception as ‘deeply symbolic of renewed trade cooperation.

Owning the libs one $125 fill-up at a time.

Apparently the new peace plan is: let China through the Strait, solve Taiwan with a promise, and let Trump ride home claiming he prevented WWIII. Hey, it makes just as much sense as anything else he’s gonna come up with.

The funniest part is pretending the problem was the passengers and not the guy at the wheel

Breaking: the “free” jet from Qatar is finally getting its official presidential redesign. Longer nose for bigger lies, extra gold for the ego, and just enough tacky pageantry to scream “totally not a bribe.” Air Force One, now with complimentary foreign influence.

Remember in November

Remember in November

Some where in a undisclosed location

At what point does the executive producer step in and cancel this episode?

A frightened little man will appear in court today... if he doesn't TACO

Donald is going to have his day in court , if he doesn't TACO🤣

Important update on Iran… and absolutely nothing else, apparently.

The MAGA More Kings Rally, looks like a rollicking time was had by all. 🤣

“Nothing says leadership like changing the subject.

I think it was Ferris Bueller who said… life moves pretty fast. So does the rebranding cycle. “Will they call it Trump’s Bay of Pigs… or just Bay of Trump?” Either way… marketing got there first. 🎯 #Satire #PoliticalHumor #BrandingMatters

Well this explains the Trump administration's record of excellence

BREAKING: Leaked call between two “totally unrelated” world leaders Amazing how fast policy evolves when the ratings come in 📺

Leaked Fox news text “You’re not supposed to notice this part. #satire

Funny how reality catches up with everybody.

New “Walking Liberty” coin celebrates a bold shift: from moving the country forward… to standing still while taking a dump on the economy 💩🌎

The speeches get louder. The slogans get tougher. Meanwhile the situation keeps getting worse.

This is the result when Reality TV hosts, podcasters and Fox News Castoffs are running the country