tetrahedron is a beautiful name for a baby boy

FFIV is wild for expecting me to believe that these are two straight men

Ianthe is fun because she sucks, and puts on the hot evil lesbian persona but freezes when Harrow kisses her

THEYRE EATING ME TOMORROW

CREW SORRY I LEFT SOMEONE DARED ME TO EAT THE LOTUS FLOWER AND MY MOM DIDNT RAISE NO QUITTER

the alpha does not concern herself with the sleep

drunk footjob tonight queen?

DONT TRY TO DRIFT A BOAT AROUND A WHIRLPOOL I JUST LOST 36 CREWMATES

If you ever see me being manipulated by two femmes with varying degrees of malicious intent, dO NOT intervene. I’m right where I wanna be.

OH MY GOD IVE HAD THE ADULT CONTENT FILTER ON ON MY ACCOUNT THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS WONDERING WHY I NEVER SAW TITTIES

the divine feminine is a transfem butch lesbian stone top btw

why is she called Agamemnon? she should be called Agawomemnon. stupid ass naming convention.

been getting really into pushups lately. anyone ever heard of those?

if you’re bored, or need to get your mind off of that girl you haven’t seen in over a decade, you can just do squats! nobody can stop you! just keep squatting until you stop yearning for her smile, her laugh, her lips upon your neck! my thighs look so fucking good dude!

i hate Hellen so fucking much. i need her bouncing on it

I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ACCIDENTAL FLOODS WHEN A GIRL KISSES ME. THIS IS FOR MY SAFETY JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS

WHEN I FIND YOU I’M LAUNCHING YOU OUT THE TORPEDO CHUTE

WHICH OF YOU KEEPS PUTTING DEAR EVAN HANSEN ON THE SHIPS PLAYLISTS????

Need a lime for that Modelo, white boy?

i wish lesbian abo was real :/

gently nibbling the shell off an m&m and feeding it to her like a mother bird

cockpit? back in my day we called that a pitjob

yuri between two girls who are trans both ways

getting into shenanigans is a core aspect of butchfemme

there are in fact three types of butches: loser butches, too cool to live butches, and evil butches (OFOS)

it is between ‘butch’ and ‘mech pilot’ on the gender chart

i still don’t get why Apollo in Epic The Musical takes more of an issue with my monster cruelty (killing sirens) than my animal cruelty (killing his cows)

no helen, i’m not calling it your cloaca. it’s your birdussy.

the star wars wiki is a beautiful place. where else am i supposed to learn that jawas fuck dirty nasty in public?

need Melia x Tyrea sisslash in my veins right now.

can one of you put me down like a rabid dog?

in the Underworld seeking the Oracle’s wisdom, and she pulls a tarot card depicting a jalapeño turning red while sitting on my kitchen counter: “is that good?”

she scares me sometimes, ngl. but she would probably do some political/corporate scheming if she isn’t given enough enrichment, especially if Helen is around. thus, like a captive tiger, she needs a constant supply of meat pumpkins (suitors) or she will maul the zookeepers (royal attendants) for fun

i really don’t think foot fetishes are as weird as everyone online argues they are. it’s a body part that’s soft and sensitive. if i think a girl is cute, why wouldn’t i think she has cute feet too?

did you know that if you have a femme on your arm you can flex your bicep to get one free eye roll out of her?

sometimes when i have a sunburn Achilles likes to slap it really hard and laugh at me when i crumple to the ground in pain

crew. i miss my wife.

my favorite game with celebrities is trying to figure out which ones have done feet stuff, and i fully believe Ben Star and Jennifer English have been on the receiving end.

epic the musical mischaracterizes me by not allowing me to cheat. i don’t take issue with this because it makes my character less morally grey, but rather because the cheating is really hot.

me and who

whenever i want hotdogs i just ask penny to take off her socks

two autistic butches flirting by not getting the joke as a joke to make the other butch explain it autistically

it’s only femme4femme if you have a butch in the chair. all others are just normal lesbian sex

being butch is all about falling off the bed because your femmes decided to starfish

if your femme pees on you while drunk you HAVE to thank her. is she throws up on you while high you need to APPOLOGIZE. she (plural) can do NO WRONG. ALWAYS take accountability for your girls 😤😤😤

Scylla is a chaser. as in she has been hunting me for weeks. please help.

having trouble with that fromsoft boss? sucking on your femmes’ titties gives a passive 70% buff to your “i just have to lock in” stat

looking to treat your butch? try “weed” and “footjob”

i am sitting on the floor :/

my clit sore :(