"Lamps, lubes, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough crowns."

Flop

"both."

"Depends if ya immune. Ya know I'm immune to ivy?"

"why would we poison you big guy?"

<- drunk as fuck

"Ack!" slammed onto the ground

Instructions unclear, tackled himself.

//boom

"Well then it'll be a learning experience for the both of us!"

"Depends eh, ya ain't allergic to anything are ya?"

"But I will in fact cook for you, I guess so."

Introducing "Come now amour~ surely would could settle this without bloodshed~ Or if your feeling frisky, essaie-moi~." Valentine Bloodstone "Oh Chérie..that top? With those boots? Who dressed you, a caveman?" Le Prince Charmant "Pour la dernière fois, je ne suis pas Nightcrawler !"

"If its by a big guy l ike y-" Clears his throat, "But you can't stop me from fucking."

You'd think he'd catch on someone's straight by this point.

"Ya just scared of me peeling your armour off ya." A hum, "Maybe!"

"I will suck your dick."

"Then why not?"

"Sundays are fuuuuuuuuuuun."

"Your just jealous I'm hot."

"Why not!"

"I'm a harpy I'm build for fucking."

"move it tinman i'm gonna get it."

"Wind Yes."

"Okay!"

"Now how we all doing?"

"Man carrying wood is boring."

Drops 13 steel pipes down the stairs "Oh winds not again!"

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲... 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝘂𝘁, 𝗮 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗼𝗻. 𝗚𝗼𝗱𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁! ☼ 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞/𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯). ☼ 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺. ☼ 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘖𝘖𝘊). ☼ 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺: Tiafrye

He's very drunk

Stolen from a certain princess

//reminder my dms are always open for rping and stuffs

ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 "Who am I? Your best bud of course! Don't tell me you forgot me! Say, you wanna come over and have some fun? Don't worry, I promise not to tease you until you break... Again~" Admin is 20+ MDNI (N)SFW DMs open💜 Switch (Dom Leaning) Bi (Fem Leaning)

Flop

"I should play strip poker again." He says despite being naked.

Exactly!

Spear

//lets save him, idk rt if you want it to be lewd.

Flicks the reader on the forhead.

Backflip.

//Sorry ive not been on much there's something I dont like about Nimbus and I'm trying to figure out what. Might just need to refresh him a touch.

"Oh i just felt like doing that."

Pokes.

"Meow to you too"

"He's gone barking mad!" "Wait hold o-"

Backflip.

"Diiiiiid ya miss me!"

//sorry i've not been to active work has been kicking my ASS

"DONT JUST DROP IN LIKE THAT."